The server is being crushed right now by all the traffic. Either people really want to see Britney Spears’ vagina or you guys have become too awesome for this server to handle. I’m guessing the former, but your t-shirt that says “I’m awesome” has me wondering. Search has been disabled to help ease the load, so hopefully you can live without that for awhile. Once the craziness dies down the server should be back to its usual functioning self, but for now you’ll just have to accept my apologies for the sluggishness. I’d buy you all a cookie to make up for it but I’m poor.
Server issues
November 28th, 2006 // 17 Comments
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1sssssssssssssssssssssssssssst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perhaps the server got sucked into the vortex of Brit’s black hole.
That’s what happens when a half million 40 somethings locked in their parents basement simultaneously wack off on their monitors to pics of Brit’s half shaved poon… servers crash. I don’t know how that works scientifically, but nonetheless, true story.
Superfish: It’s the Ghosts of Assholes Past Club attacking the server:
SJTLQ
I Fucked Your Honor Student
HotPlaceFace
Stacy the Greek
The VanderbUilt Grad with the FBI husband
Star Maker Machinery
Edna
The Trolls
marshmallow
Cock and Droll Takeover
DanYELL
Here they are, scrambling to see it.
Here I am, waiting for this poker to fade to red with heat, so that I may destroy my eyes.
Let’s not forget that idiot who posted stupid shit to get responses, then told us all about it and how awesome it was to get some attention.
Oh, and I believe danYELL is technically considered a Ghost of Assholes Present.
Oh yeah, who was that douche? We’ll just call him Attention Douche.
@4 I didn’t attack the server, but I can tell you what I did do. I Fucked Your Honor Student!
Talk about a photo op to pass on.
GAAAHH!!! it’s back!
// I’d buy you all a cookie to make up for it but I’m poor
That’s just really sad, rofl.
rich you just made me hard again! goddamit, where’s prettybaby?
could maybe I just have a cookie?
jrzmommy, you forgot SoCalGal420.thanks.
Ok, I have to admit, I found your site because I was curious about Britneys twat. Yuk! I couldn’t believe it! And then I ended up staying on your site for 3 hrs. I love it! Keep it up, and I’ve got you bookmarked now….Thanks for the good gossip;-)
hopefully you’re back up soon!