Server issues

The server is being crushed right now by all the traffic. Either people really want to see Britney Spears’ vagina or you guys have become too awesome for this server to handle. I’m guessing the former, but your t-shirt that says “I’m awesome” has me wondering. Search has been disabled to help ease the load, so hopefully you can live without that for awhile. Once the craziness dies down the server should be back to its usual functioning self, but for now you’ll just have to accept my apologies for the sluggishness. I’d buy you all a cookie to make up for it but I’m poor.