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- Betty White‘s been roped into this Marine Corps Ball/Friends With Benefits commercial. [Dlisted]
- David Beckham says his daughter was named after Harper Lee. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Upton has the best runway walk, ever. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lindsay Lohan understands the class and sophistication of high fashion photography. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- So do these Girls with Future Lower Back Problems. [theCHIVE]
- Anthony Mackie built himself a bar in Brooklyn. Neat. [Bossip]
- Demi Lovato is taking her sobriety seriously. [TooFab]
- James Franco‘s directing style is exactly as homoerotic as you thought. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Wilde‘s cleavage will star in The Change-Up. [Popoholic]
- Vanessa Hudgens stars in a film about the dangerous realities of being addicted to white chocolate. [Celebslam]
- Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part Two smashed box office records. [FilmDrunk]
- But Sarah Palin‘s movie The Undefeated did not unless you count Least Seen Movie Ever. [BuzzFeed]
- This guy is the reason that costume rentals should come with a background check. [Heavy]
- The 50 All Time ESPN Hotties [Bleacher Report]
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FIRST MOTHERFUCKKERS
LAME!
Whats that tiny thing between your legs?
i can guess why she’s the most popular woman athlete in america. hey anyone see the truffle shuffle kid at the women’s soccer final? lol
Sorry about not responding sooner, I actually work & only get to check out this site on my breaks. So dudeondudesex, did Richard McQueef lose his medical license practicing proctology on you without a license. And read my comments with a Jamaican accent.
i’d suggest you learn to multitask, but just stick to the paid work. u suck ass at comedy
Now there’s the comedic gold I’ve come to expect from you. You were starting to disappoint.
I’m still licensed to practice medicine in the Phillipines, so suck right the fuck on that.
Dude,
Looks like you got someone’s panties in a bunch, have fun with this troll.
“Lose his medical license practicing proctology on you without a license”? If he had a license to lose, how could he be practicing without a license? Even comedy has to have some sort of internal logic for it to work. You FAIL, Ultraman.
lol thanks tom i saw that too, just couldnt be fucked.. :)
I post unfunny childish shit on the internet while I’m AT work. My job is awesome. I’m just not very good at it.
….that thing defo did not come from planet earth……urghh
Serena smash!
Sorry, I had to.
Too bad those bikinis don’t love her.
Aggggghhhh! My eyes! Urrgg…Horrrrk! Eww, my breakfast!
Dear lord.
Dayum!! Eddie Murphy has a nice rack!!
This freak ruined women’s tennis. Look’s like a man. Look at the size of it’s forearms. Really isn’t fair. I want her tested for internal testes.
Yes, Serena ruined women’s tennis. Remember how hot Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King were in their heyday? Mmmm.
But they did not have bone frames like this monster.
Bikinis. Now with re-bar!
Believe it or not, she looks more like a woman in this post, there’s more roundness in her.
There was a post here a couple of weeks ago that had me thinking the same thing as Gargoyle and the internal testes theory.
quoting joan jett, women have balls, they’re just a little higher up
What a fucking beastpig
I think ‘womanbearpig’ is the word you were looking for.
It takes a certain kind of man to look at her and think “Yeah, Ima get me some of that”.
The gay kind?
I dunno. The kind of man who isn’t scared to be between those thighs when she orgasms. Is there such a man among you to accept this challenge?
It’s big, but I’ll bet you could bounce quarters off of it.
I can’t help but think if I bounced a quarter off that, I could get change for a hundred.
She looks like one of those freak stories you hear about bodybuilders getting breat implants (instead of pec implants) during plastic surgery.
And yes, it happens more than you think.
Ah-working on her tan
Here’s a great example of human evolution.
hypothesis:
Black guys have big dicks.
conclusion:
By process of natural selection, only guys with a foot long dick could even begin to get past that giant ass. Hence, genetic trails for being well hung are passed on to the next generation.
Damn what an ugly woman!
Rick James has never looked better and I thought he was dead.
Some amazing genetics going on there.
Unless she’s done a Mariah and painted those abs on. Normally if you see tits and ass like that, the woman has seen her abs since the 1983.
Amazing genetics for a gorilla. She is a fucking beast.
She has a classic shape. Reminds me of an AT-ST Walker.
the walker has chicken legs by comparison
I am one of those people who conserves the use of the word “hate”, but … I hate Tyler Shields. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such consistently talentless hackery. He doesn’t even improve with practice. What is he, Lindsay’s source?
She looks like she eats too much meat or something…
It looks like she smells like dog poop.
Robert Crumb will love her
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ray lewis looking good
She just looks like a guy with breast and butt implants.
“This guy is the reason that costume rentals should come with a background check. [Heavy]”
oh, I’m absolutely certain this guy’s parents is no longer with us.
badonkadonkdonk
♫ isn’t she lovely.. ♪
eddie murphy sucks at color coordinating.
No, I think that’s Keenan Ivory Wayans.
Dude!!!!!
‘scuse me while I whip this out!
What I mean is…that’s a DUDE, right? eeeeeeeeeek
Now, THAT is a huge bitch!
I have a feeling it smells down there of old socks and rotted cheese.
….Any man that categorizes himself as a heterosexual, yet still finds himself enticed sexually by the masculine physicality figure that is Serena Williams— then that man has incontestable latent homosexual tendencies. No argument, no waver, no doubt.
End of story….Artofwar
I’d love to be on the set of that movie James Franco is doing.
“Okay, now both of you take your clothes off and rub against each other. Sweet. Yeah, that’s it. Nice. Now we’ll do the sex scene. Val, get lubed up.”
“Um, I’m a little uncomfortable with actually doing this. And why are we the only ones here? Shouldn’t we actually be recording it? And why do you have no pants on and a massive–”
“SHUT UP AND PUT IT IN BEFORE I GET FLACCID.”
I don’t find her attractive but DAT ASS.
I guess this proves that roids can grow moobs on a linebacker.
umm. i’d eat her up with a spoon.
sick booty.
serena nailed it (for a change).
love those abs.
Looks like Rodman decided to butch it up a bit.
americans know what it’s like.
……..F*CKING TRANS SEXUALS & BOY’S!!
It’s a good thing Serena has tennis to fall back on until this whole NFL lockout thing is over…
I’m so so so sorry to say this, but she looks like a drag-queen body builder…
I’m Rick James, bitch!
This is a perfect girl,u make me proud to b black!