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- Rabbi Shmuley blames porn and Demi Moore‘s failed career for Ashton‘s wayward penis. [Huffington Post]
- Even an 11 year old can plainly see what Stacy Kiebler can’t. [Dlisted]
- Victoria Beckham video conferences just like every other working mom out there. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Here’s a lady who thinks she’s being banged by Jesus on the hood of a car. He does that sometimes. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- And if that’s not crazy enough, here’s a mother-daughter lingerie ad that Kris Jenner is firing her branding agency over for not thinking of it first. [Bossip]
- Scarlett Johansson‘s butt will now sell tickets for The Avengers. [Popoholic]
- Diddy‘s coffee-table book about hot asses (Yes, all of those words just combined to form a roundhouse kick of awesome to your brain) will include Lady Gaga. [TMZ]
- Amber Heard makes out with a lesbian to prove how much she wants me. Just shut up and let me have this one thing. [IDLYITW]
- Rihanna wears a snuggie and talks about how she likes aggressive men. [Just Jared]
- This little girl still reacts more appropriately than Penn State fans. [theCHIVE]
- Michael Bay‘s rage can only be quelled by special sauce. [FilmDrunk]
- The Slow Destruction of Katie Holmes Hotness: A sad retrospective. [Popsugar]
- Herman Cain: “How do you say ‘unelectable’ in moron?” [BuzzFeed]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Catrinel Menghia [Heavy]
- The Hottest Athlete Daughters in Sports That Are All Grown Up, because the years of anticipation leading up to this weren’t creepy at all. [Bleacher Report]
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It looks more like Chuckies bride dressed up as a genie.
The girl in the middle is AWESOME!
Even the wax figure can’t believe this shit.
it looks like she has aged ten years
Madame T’s is getting about as ghetto as the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Who’s next, Randy Quaid?
I was thinking Courtney Stodden…I figure that’s one they could easily get right.
this is the best goddamn picture in a while!
yup, America’s average teens here…
They’re not fooling anyone, they just pulled out the old Imelda Marcos figure and called it Selena Gomez.
It looks like they took the old Barbara Eden-as-Jeannie figure and just changed the wig and outfit. “Let me server you, Master!” *blink*
*serve
You mean that’s not Fran Drescher?
Why does she even get one? What has she done?
How has she become such an icon of Hollywood that she gets her own wax figure already? I thought she was only known as a terrible actress on a crappy Disney show and for letting the Beebs inject her with maple syrup.
Even worse is the Hollywood Walk of Fame, they will put anybody there now.
Apparently, she’s appearing in Gremlins 3: The Transvestites
I thought it was Susan Lucci.
That wax figure looks like Selena in about 30 years.
Holy dick tits, that is terrible.
Are we sure that’s not Megan Mullally?
“That goat stole my flask! What was I supposed to do? NOT punch it?”
“Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looks Terrible and Other News and Is a Scrotum” – headline revision dept.
thats my maid!
it looks like them there
“Me love you long time!”
Selena is much prettier than the wax figure. They didn’t get her eyes and eyebrows right which are pretty much the most important parts of the face. It’s not good.
Damnit, they can’t even get Dora the Explorer right at that peace of shit muesun
At least the Taylor Momsen wax figure is spot-on.
She’s a really cute kid in real life. This wax figure looks more like Mia Vardalos (sp?) from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”…
Wax figures are so fail.
I’m not sure why I was even looking at this stack of pictures, But I’m so glad I did just to get to this one. Hilarious!!!
agreed
Why is Madame Tussaud’s trying to pass off a wax figurine of Delta Burke as Selena Gomez? They must’ve had the Delta in a basement gathering dust and thought they’d save a few bucks by trying to recycle her and get some greenie points in the process.
Is that Arianna Huffington?
HAH.
Yeeeeeeeeeees!
This ginger rocks.
Miniskirt, sleeves rolled up, arms crossed…seems like a pretty accurate Selena replica to me.
Looks more like some weird morph of Selena Gomez and Debbie Ryan. Creapy!
HaHaHa RIght in selena’s face :)