Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looks Terrible
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- Rabbi Shmuley blames porn and Demi Moore’s failed career for Ashton’s wayward penis. [Huffington Post]

- Even an 11 year old can plainly see what Stacy Kiebler can’t. [Dlisted]

- Victoria Beckham video conferences just like every other working mom out there. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s a lady who thinks she’s being banged by Jesus on the hood of a car. He does that sometimes. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- And if that’s not crazy enough, here’s a mother-daughter lingerie ad that Kris Jenner is firing her branding agency over for not thinking of it first. [Bossip]

- Scarlett Johansson’s butt will now sell tickets for The Avengers. [Popoholic]

- Diddy’s coffee-table book about hot asses (Yes, all of those words just combined to form a roundhouse kick of awesome to your brain) will include Lady Gaga. [TMZ]

- Amber Heard makes out with a lesbian to prove how much she wants me. Just shut up and let me have this one thing. [IDLYITW]

- Rihanna wears a snuggie and talks about how she likes aggressive men. [Just Jared]

- This little girl still reacts more appropriately than Penn State fans. [theCHIVE]

- Michael Bay’s rage can only be quelled by special sauce. [FilmDrunk]

- The Slow Destruction of Katie Holmes Hotness: A sad retrospective. [Popsugar]

- Herman Cain: “How do you say ‘unelectable’ in moron?” [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Catrinel Menghia [Heavy]

- The Hottest Athlete Daughters in Sports That Are All Grown Up, because the years of anticipation leading up to this weren’t creepy at all. [Bleacher Report]

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