Selena Gomez Unfriended Kendall & Kylie

April 22nd, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Sorry to hit you with two Kardashian-based posts in a row, but this one also involves another celebrity wanting nothing to do with them because they’re pissy shitpeople from Pissyshit Lane. According to HuffPost Celebrity, Selena Gomez has deleted all photographic evidence of being near Kendall and Kylie Jenner from her Instagram and presumably stopped following them. Which, based on my limited knowledge of teenagers, is akin to murdering their whole family the day before prom so now they don’t have a ride. (I might be underselling that.) And if none of this does anything for you, here’s an entire gallery of Selena’s side-boob and granny panties for you to look at while touching your penis. We thought of everything.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, IXOLA/AKM-GSI

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  1. Pinch me, I think I’m dreaming. I’m not used to so much good news all at once.

  2. JC

    We just need the fuckin’ E! network to unfriend these asshats, and we can move into a blissful, post-Kardashian utopia. Climate change will stop, Palestinians and Israelis will make sweet, sweet love, and Jon Hamm will become the U.S. President.

    • If they were all dead nobody would friend/unfriend them.

      That’s the best solution to the Israel/Palestine thing too.

      • JC

        Obscurity is better than death. I don’t think I could handle the 24/7 memorial coverage of their death. I think it’s safe to assume that E! would pimp that shit harder than Princess Di’s death coverage.

  3. buzz

    At this point, Selena is doing them a favor.

    Selena’s career is spiraling downward into non-existence. Pretty sure her next acting gig will require full nudity on HBO.

  4. I think we can all agree here that the most important thing is braless side boob.

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    brick
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    Is it possible to be creeped-out and turned on at the same time, by the same thing? Signs point to yes!

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    Juch
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    Yikes! When did she get Khloe Kardashian’s ass installed?

  7. MarketingMike

    A “D” rated actress unfriending a couple of “D” rated Whorettes.
    We should wait until they develop into full fledged Reality Whores
    before we judge Satan’s youngest spawn. But Selena made
    her Maple bed, she has to live with/in it. Besides those
    HBO/Cinemax titty fests have much prettier girls.

  8. Selena Gomez Side Boob Granny Panties Tight Jeans
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    Those might be the most unflattering jeans she could wear…

  9. Selena Gomez Side Boob Granny Panties Tight Jeans
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    dumpy as hell

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    Where's Dildo
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    Her left boob looks to be unfriending her right boob. Likely because that’s the one Bieb’s prefers. I don’t blame Lefty.

  11. Side boob is great. Having the face of a 12 year old is not.

  12. I’m not suggesting she should, but if Micheal had just unfriended Moe Greene it wouldn’t have carried the same weight. A little food for thought Selena.

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    Max
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    Ugliest pants ever in the history of ever.

  14. vandal

    Does she store food in them cheeks?

  15. Selena Gomez Side Boob Granny Panties Tight Jeans
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    no bra–I like this trend

  16. Selena Gomez Side Boob Granny Panties Tight Jeans
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    the fact that young women with decent bodies buy this crap is proof of the power of advertising and social pressure. these are the pants you wear when your body falls apart.

  17. Selena Gomez Side Boob Granny Panties Tight Jeans
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    who doesn’t love a rectangular ass? these jeans probably cost $500 too.

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    anonym
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    granny panties and mom jeans

  19. Selena Gomez Side Boob Granny Panties Tight Jeans
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    Those have to be the worst jeans I’ve ever seen. Pairing them with those panties isn’t helping either.

  20. Robb7

    Kiddie krap!

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