There’s really not much to say about Selena Gomez‘s butt in a swimsuit that wouldn’t turn into a 800-page novel where my penis is a stoic, misunderstood Lamborghini trying to find it’s way back to Butt Mountain in the midst of the Civil War. (Disney, call me.). So to make these pics even better, below is Justin Bieber who, on top of no longer getting to have sex with Selena, got booed by his own fans at the 02 Arena in London last night after being a little diva and going onstage two hours late. So if one of these things doesn’t get you off, congratulations, you’re incapable of human emotion which will slowly alienate everyone around you until you die alone.
See? That didn’t even make you sad.
Explain to me again why we broke off from this country. I want to see if it sounds as stupid as it does in my head.
Photos: ADTJ/AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News
Oh man, is that what swimsuits are going to look like this summer? Finally! I really fucking hate bikinis. I’m white as fuck and I’d like to cover up my paleness as much as I can without wearing a goddamn wetsuit.
pics?
yes, do us a favor and never wear a bikini again.
and then explain to us why so many women post on a site that features at least %60 of its content as pics of women.
Granny girdle is the new bikini? I’m awash in gilf glee!
The American Revolution happened because of breakfast foods. Seriously, have you seen what passes for a morning meal in England?
I thought it happened because we refused to eat a raisin pudding they call Spotted Dick.
“And would you like to eat our spotted dick for dessert?”
“Get your muskets, Minutemen! This Englishman just called me a Sodomite!”
squashes her boobs, looks funny around the waist and crotch and makes her ass flat. not a very flattering style on her.
that’s explains why, other than retarded people and fatasses, nobody has worn this shit style since 1924.
… and another nitpicking woman, prolly a fat fuck, posts on a site full of pics of women. yer all fucked in yer head.
It might take me the better part of an hour, but I’d totally rip that suit off and ravish her completely. Well, the ripping off of the suit. The ravishing would be like, two minutes, tops.
Oh yeah, he is sooo checking that out!
Selena’s mom looks kinda hot.
This chick never worked for me. Other than looking 16 (a step up from 12) she’s just weird.
So, it’s a video about a 10-year old girl out and about?
Looks like my ex except much smaller boobs….
Memmmmories…pressed between the pages of my mind…..
memories….sweetened through the ages just like wine……
zoom in on that chain…
She went from kind of cute to “Real Housewife” in the blink of an eye….
I’m going to assume that this outfit is a ploy to get on “Mad Men” and bang Jon Hamm. Well played, young lady, well played.
Her ass got a flat tire.
Good Lord her ass is flat.
Umm.. someone said something about their being an ass here…fraid I just don’t see it.
she does look tasty here.
I dunno, maybe i’m having a pedobear day today.
She is 20 though, so that’s ok.
Not even the dwarf-arm would stop me.
Dammit, we need a higher fence!
That is one fabulous collection of hair extensions.
She’s no ‘Nessa
That new bikini looks granny so she wants to look `classy’ :o0
Damn, she’s flat in the front and the back. That being said, she does look pretty good here.
I’d tongue bang her asshole and pound her vag.
I have to admit … I like the swimsuit. It’s different, and it’s a far cry from the ‘this string is, like, totally clothes’ shit that most celeb hoebags wear. I don’t like her, but I applaud the choice.
I have to say as a young woman, its refreshing to see a celebrity that isn’t stick thin, and looks like a normal 20 year old girl.
Something is missing from this picture….my tongue.
I feel like a dirty old man, and I think I like it!
Nom,nom,nom.
Nibble the buns and TITTY fuck the shit out of her ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Oh, sorry.
I’d cram my tongue so far up in there that I’d be able to taste her chewing gum ! ! !