Selena Gomez Needs Shorter Shorts And Other News

August 27th, 2012 // 48 Comments

- So Celine Dion posing for V Magazine is actually hot. I can’t believe I typed that. [Lainey Gossip]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Octomom told her kids she’s doing porn. Of course. [Dlisted]

- If Ron Paul were president in 2001, 9/11 woulda been a totally different story. [BuzzFeed]

- Candice Swanepoel swimsuit photos, anyone? [Popoholic]

- How about Irina Shayk instead? [Hollywood Tuna]

- People paid attention to words coming out of Salma Hayek‘s mouth, are doing it wrong. [Celebslam]

- Wait. Macaulay Culkin isn’t 13? [TooFab]

- Aubrey O’Day‘s tweeting bikini photos again. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Yes, Anne Hathaway still looks like a dude. [Just Jared]

- You jerks made Prince Harry delete his Facebook page. Now his town will never be the first to get Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. [Starpulse]

- Nikki Finke had an orgasm over Premium Rush bombing. [FilmDrunk]

- Here’s Jessica Alba dyeing her hair blonde while making duck lips. This Internet really does have everything. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Weiner
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the camel toe too

  2. Jack Ketch

    I saw something on Facebook about these types of looks making girls look like “weather-confused whores.” Big huge scarves around the neck on hot days with teeny shorts, mini-skirts and Uggs … that sort of thing. I think it’s a good description.

  3. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    kelly
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    This is the perfect girl for pedos – she is over 18, but looks 15.

  4. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    The Royal Penis
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    Feed the Dog?

    How about I feed her pussy my dog?

  5. it had to be said

    Just out for a stroll with my camel toe shorts, sucking a lolli. Why do the paparazzi bother me so much?

  6. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
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    This coming from a guy who has very very low standards, but I don’t get the big deal about this chick? She’s average at best.

  7. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Josephus
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    You can feed the dogs, I’ll feed the geese.

  8. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    neo
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    She is a walking poster child for “Pedos Unite” league.

  9. mrsmass

    i was eating at Chipotle and every teenage chick in there had her ass hanging out of these cut off shorts. worst part, they were with their parents. good to see parents just don’t give a shit anymore. assholes.

  10. Cyrus Willard

    Dora the Explorerer say Hola el pollo gringo!

  11. Cock Dr

    Looks so much like jailbait, but it ain’t.

  12. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Codot
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    She’s certainly got that “abused spouse” look going strong!

  13. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    sexyman48
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    She looks like every girl on a Jenny Jones wild teens episode.

  14. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Frank Burns
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    “Dang, why I am so hot, its like I got a heavy shawl wrapped around my neck on a summer’s day or something.”

  15. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “So I said to Justin, “How about I give you some head?” and he said “Uhm, okay” then he put his junk on my head like this. It wasn’t as fun as we thought it would be.”

  16. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Video Bastard
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    Fresh from the Miley Cyrus “Ride me like a spoiled redneck filly, daddy!” fashion line.

  17. Inner Retard

    I repeat my previous comment, people wearing scarfs above 60 degrees should be beaten with a wiffle bat.

    Addendum: People under 40 doing this should be spayed or neutered for being genetic retards thus not meant for procreation.

    • The Royal Penis

      I’ve got this silly picture of you beating Gore Vidal(before his recent death) with a wiffle bat.

  18. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    YEs
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    Wash trash stupid looks good on her.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys do know she is dress in character for a movie. right?

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    Jack
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    shes got a kind of dumpy ass for her age.

  21. cookie

    She is so cute!!

  22. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    sexyman48
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    Surprisingly the black guy is the assistant and the white girl is the bodyguard.

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    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    Annette? Annette Funicello? Did you come back to the future?

  24. Mary Feeney

    What’s the point of the link to Ron Paul’s comment? It’s possible that if anyone else had been president in 2001, US intelligence agencies would’ve been more on the ball (e.g., as when warned about Middle Eastern flying school students who didn’t seem interested in learning how to land airplanes, or when warned by Dept. of Defense and Dept. of State consultant Yossef Bodansky that after the US managed to suppress the truth about TWA 800, it was predictable that bin Laden and co. would launch a spectacular attack – he is no “conspiracy theorist” but is a well-respected member of the intelligence establishment; see his book Bin Laden: The Man Who Declared War on America). It IS possible that 9/11 could’ve been prevented by someone other than Bush).

    • Mary Feeney

      Here is what Bodansky (who was Director of the Congressional Task Force on Terrorism and Unconventional Warfare) said about why terrorists were working before 9/11 on bringing about just such as spectacular attack: “The case of TWA 800 served as a turning point because of Washington’s determination – and to a great extent ability – to suppress terrorist explanations and ‘float’ mechanical failure theories. To avoid such suppression after future strikes, terrorism-sponsoring states would raise the ante so that the West cannot ignore them.”

      IOW, because the US (under Clinton) successfully managed to suppress the fact that the downing of TWA 800 was the result of a terrorist attack and not “mechanical failure,” terrorists realized they would have to “raise the ante” as Bodansky says. And they did and that’s what 9/11 was. Could a president other than Bush have prevented it? It’s certainly possible.

    • My impression is that Ron Paul’s point was, If I had been President in 2001, I would have cut off all foreign aid and kicked Israel to the curb. And then the terrorists wouldn’t have reason to attack us. That’s my take, anyway.

  25. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Joe Blow
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    Camel Toe, right ahead!!!!!!

  26. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    anonymous
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    They should stop feeding this dog. That camel toe is forming into a gunt.

  27. Ben

    I’ll bet that’s squeaky.

  28. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    Captain obvious
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    Am I really the only one who thinks her head is incredibly disproportionate to her body? She reminds me of tweety, the bird.

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    Captain obvious
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    Camel toe ahoy!

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    Mr. Poopers
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    I’d give her something much more substantial than a lollipop to put in her mouth.

  31. Always say cunt

    Is that the world’s cameliest toe ?

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    ew that bitch
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    ugly bitch

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    ew that bitch
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    priceless ugly bitchy flithy face

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    judd
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    She will be fat before she is 20 !

  35. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    salamandrina
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    poor thing the beauty is gone alredy. nature has not been kind to her

  36. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
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    Looking a bit angry-lez Michelle Rodriguez-ish here

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    Skeeter
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    I bet Selena likes a guy to put 2-3 fingers up her ass while banging her from behind. She seems like a good girl who would be wild in the sack.

  38. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    javier
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    i think that she is so hot i want to have sex with her

  39. Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Feed the Dog Set
    javier
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    selina i want to have sex with you do you? p.s you have a nice ass to fuck

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