Here’s Selena Gomez attempting to pump gas on Sunday, and I was going to make some stupid joke about her proving she doesn’t need a man around to do anything, but then I realized said “man” would be Justin Bieber who probably faints at the slightest whiff of manual labor. Legend has it he once broke a nail looking at a lawnmower. In a catalog.
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Cut her some slack. As far she knows, a nozzle always starts flowing as soon as she grabs it.
Maybe it’s a good thing some people end up being celebrities. Rather a celeb than in a job where they could really fuck shit up for the general public.
In bigger news…Selena Gomez drives a Ford Escape.
Ohhhh…that’s a FORD? Here I thought it was a subliminal message for Lindsay Lohan.
Selena believes in pulling out the hose before the car gets pregnant.
she needed to get it into her mouth sooner.
gas-station scene in Zoolander…’nuf said. Stupidity is infinite
Somewhere offscreen is Alexander Skarsgard, playing Meekus, the male model who sneaks down your vagina to deliver presents once a year.
I can’t believe this site is going to make me break down and see this POS movie already.
the real shocker here is that someone under 60 drives a ford escape.
I don’t think she’s put it in, yet. I think the hose just got a little over-excited. If Selena was holding my hose, I’d probably have the same reaction.
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she mustve learned that from justin.
So much hotter without a Bieber attached to her.
Maybe she needed the gasoline smell to cover up another odor.
Goddam her hair looks fantastic.
It really does.
Hair Extensions
Well, it’s official. Women can’t do anything right.
Awwww….don’t give up on us all quite yet.
Unfair to make Selena I-was-Maple-Christ’s-1st-beard Gomez representative of an entire gender.
Hmmmm…I’ve met some women who do some “things” absolutely PERFECTLY!
GAS FIGHT!!!!
she looks like a fucking alpaca here
Yeah, an alpaca they’d have to pull me off of. She’s stupid hot.
Awfulness ensues —
“Really? A Mexican who can’t pump gas? Let’s see a birth certificate.”
You ought to see her mow a lawn!
What the hell happened to celebs being chauffeured around in limos? Oh, that’s right… ever since the entertainment industry made every no-talent dickwad a “celebrity”, Hollywood ran out of professional drivers. How many cars does Selena Gomez have to blow up or babies does Lindsay Lohan have to run over before this horrible situation is remedied?
There may be something to your theory that all the professional drivers became Hollywood celebrities. Did you know that before he was an actor, George Clooney worked as his Aunt Rosemary’s chauffeur? I am not making this up.
Yeah baby. Squeeze that hose.
New Jersey is one of if not the last state to prohibit anyone but the attendant from pumping gas – and that was the law long before the Jersey shore idiots moved here. Guess we here in NJ don’t look so dumb now, huh? ok, don’t answer that. really, shut up.
Young? Check.
Rich? Check
Drives a Ford Escape? Che… wait what?
Damn, Mike Rowe must be doing something right.
I gotta respect a rich girl driving a shitty Ford Escape.
Photo trickery! She isn’t pulling the pump lever, and gasoline is yellow, not clear.
Loathe as I am to defend a celebrity, you’ve got a point about the pump lever thing.
It isn’t gas. But it looks like it on first glance…
Orange Mocha Frapuccino!
How can you be rich enough to own any car you want and still be driving an Escape?
Don’t care, always on a plane or in a limo or out of town.
“That’s 85 cents worth of gas hitting the ground!” said Chris Rock’s dad.
LOL! I loved that show.
“Hey look! A fellow Oregonian!” shouted the pasty white bearded man, sporting a fanny pack, jorts, and crocks with socks.
PREMATURE EJACULATION
I dunno…it’s gonna sound weird but, she doesn’t seem to be squeezing the handle and there doesn’t seem to be any gas splashed anywhere in any other pictures. Also, wouldn’t she have smelled the gas-o-hol? And finally… sorry… sorry. I somehow fapped to this. My bad.
Her skinny legs are sexy for some reason.
her outfit looks bad , i don’t like it. :P
Obviously the only hole Justine Beaver taught poor Selena to to insert something into was his anus.