NOBODY LIGHT ANYTHING NEAR SELENA GOMEZ’S CAR. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Here’s Selena Gomez attempting to pump gas on Sunday, and I was going to make some stupid joke about her proving she doesn’t need a man around to do anything, but then I realized said “man” would be Justin Bieber who probably faints at the slightest whiff of manual labor. Legend has it he once broke a nail looking at a lawnmower. In a catalog.