The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

April 15th, 2013 // 88 Comments

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards were last night and literally all you need to know is Selena Gomez looked phenomenal/was the only one from Spring Breakers who showed up while Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts didn’t even bother, Melanie Iglesias suddenly became important, Snooki and JWoww looked like goddamn wax monsters, and everyone’s supposed to believe Aubrey Plaza got drunk and was kicked out after trying to Kanye Will Ferrell‘s speech. Then again, drunk people are notorious for legibly writing the name of their new movie on their chest right side up, so perhaps this was one of those wild, unscripted moments you never know is going to happen on MTV. Ha! Those ne’er-do-wells and their shenanigans. *closes garage door, starts car*

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  1. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
    prophet
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    omg she(kim) looks so stupid…

  2. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    jeww
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    grandma??!!

  3. Legal Secretaries Need Love Too

    I’m not really getting the Selena Gomez sex appeal. Doesn’t she look a little bit like a pudgy 14 year old in the face department?

  4. Melanie Iglesias MTV Movie Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    uhh…who?

  5. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    pillz

  6. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    She is starting to look like my japanese grandmother.

  7. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
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    KK is a 4×2

  8. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    (sipping wine, eating goat cheese)
    The faded black panther tattoo goes wonderfully with thepurple hair extensions.
    (sips wine)
    The eyebrows…a work of art.

  9. JWoww Cleavage Roger Matthews Jionni LaValle MTV Movie Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    That guy on the left should be donkey punched until he dies.

  10. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She needs more botox and longer hair extensions.

  11. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    ‘scuse me, while I whip these out.

  12. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    This works mighty well.

  13. Melanie Iglesias MTV Movie Awards
    Keno
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    Ola…

  14. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    Joe Blow
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    Still trying to extend that 15 minutes of fame. What a nasty skank.

  15. Melanie Iglesias Vinny Guadagnino MTV Movie Awards
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    Guy on the left’s face was made up from the spare parts bin.

  16. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    Nonnie Moose
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    +1. Would hit it then hit it again.

  17. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    When did she get the fucked up chompers?

  18. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    Her legs look great. They’d look even better wrapped around my face.

  19. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
    Nonnie Moose
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    Mooooooove along, now. Nothing to see here.

  20. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    Get back under your bridge!

  21. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
    Nonnie Moose
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    Looks like a mamasan at a Thai whorehouse.

  22. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    Bieber might have licked her good the way any lesbian can, but there’s no way he gave her the hot beef injection she clearly and desperately needs.

  23. Melanie Iglesias Vinny Guadagnino MTV Movie Awards
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    Who are these people and why is the male so goddamned short. What is it with all these short fucking men? I’m 6’3″. I am a god to these dwarfs

  24. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    Bless your heart, Selena, but there are better ways to show Texas pride than wearing Davy Crockett’s hat.

  25. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    Korkon
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    I’m sorry. She is just not attractive.

  26. Melanie Iglesias Vinny Guadagnino MTV Movie Awards
    chris
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    Astro turf hair

  27. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  28. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
    chris
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    Weird looking new teef

  29. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
    chris
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    Now you’re seeing what the true Kimode looks like.

  30. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
    chris
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    She belongs in a trailer park

  31. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    She just looks WAY too young. I would expect Chris Hansen to come walking in and asking me to have a seat right over here!

  32. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    WTF? She’s starting to look goo to me. I think the act that I’ve never heard her speak is a big factor in that.

  33. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
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    Oh, hi Kim! What are you doing here? The 2013 MOOOvie awards are NEXT door! I hear you won the Lifetime Famewhore achievment award, as well as Most weight gained, Shortest fake celebrity marriage, and India’s Celebrity Sacred Cow!

  34. MTV. Does the T stand for Tranny, coz that’s what it looks like to me. What a goddamn ugly bunch of fuckers, one & all.

  35. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    She looked better before. The teeth are messing up her whole face.

  36. Melanie Iglesias MTV Movie Awards
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    I looks forward to seeing a lot more of her. A lot more.

  37. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    If you can’t see her 8 year old face, she’s very sexy.

  38. Melanie Iglesias Vinny Guadagnino MTV Movie Awards
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    He went to the barber and said “gimme the Latin John Travolta”

  39. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
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    Those new teeth aren’t working at all.

  40. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    Meany
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    They have to pile her hair on top of her head to elongate her kewpie doll face.

  41. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    She looks good for a toss in the sack or two.

  42. JWoww Cleavage MTV Movie Awards
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    She looks like she has a load in her mouth and is trying to smile for the camera before she runs to the bathroom to spit it out.

  43. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    That’s the most adult I’ve ever seen her look. She actually looks sexy.

  44. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
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    “Justin used to love when I stepped on his tiny balls like this.”

  45. Selena Gomez Kim Kardashian MTV Movie Awards
    PJ Bandit
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    Is it really you, Kim?! I had this nightmare where every time I looked into a mirror I turned into you. Until I thought I WAS you… *pinches Kim* …Phew!!!

  46. JWoww Cleavage Roger Matthews Jionni LaValle MTV Movie Awards
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    now i’m not 100% sure, but doesn’t JWOWW (god, i hate typing that) seem to be missing her teeth?

  47. Snooki MTV Movie Awards
    Brought It
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    THOSE TEEF

  48. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    TheSufFan
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    She looks like a fucking seahorse.

  49. Melanie Iglesias Vinny Guadagnino MTV Movie Awards
    sweet peaches
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    what a bunch of nobodies showed up at this thing , huh?

  50. Selena Gomez MTV Movie Awards
    cc
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    Did you hear her sing? Or whatever you call it?

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