Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

April 14th, 2014 // 22 Comments

Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will she pose for sexy ass selfies, or just be the cool, older chick who buys everybody booze? The possibilities are endless, mom.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. I’ve never been to this music festival, but it seems like a colossal douchefest. Was it ever something worth going to?

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    cc
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    So the annual ‘Festival of Rich Faux Hippies’ is on again? Oh good.

  3. Ivan

    Been there, done that.
    Think Chateau Marmount outside, milder drugs, younger girls,
    older guys, louder music, and bad decisions.

  4. yourmom

    Sex tape??? Would definitely be the best in the series, ahem, KrisJenner.

  5. nope

    Of course she did, no one else will deal with her now that she is Bieber-ing again.

  6. Game of Lawn Chairs

    After Bieber nothing about her surprises me anymore. If she had a sex tape of her sodomizing a donkey wearing pink baby dipers (either of them) while singing ‘NIN – Closer’ I’d say it was probably Tuesday.

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    Already making great decisions since firing her parents I see.

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    JC
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    “I love that T-shirt you stole from your gardener.”
    “I love that you’re wearing one of your grandmother’s doilies.”
    “We’re complete assholes, aren’t we?”
    “Yes. Yes we are.”

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    Natty Ice
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    Kendall: Haha! I can totally see Kim’s ass from here!
    Selena: But, I thought that was it over there?
    Kendall: Yeah, it’s there too. It’s just that big.

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m just flabbergasted that everyone here had enough sense to leave the 5 inch stiletto heels at home for this one.

  11. Freebie

    Ah, to be young, beautiful with unlimited access to $.

  12. Ali Baba

    Stupid hat, check. Stupid glasses, check. Stupid clothes, check. Let’s pretend we’re hippies.

  13. That’s a lot of flab

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    I hope these bodyguards at least get a bj or at least get to bang some of their friends, because dealing with these insipid teenage girl idiots must be horrible.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    they both look ridiculous

  16. right

    Coachella- all the attention whores in one spot.

  17. Marry, fuck, kill. Go.

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    No mention of Nicole Richie?

  19. Juano

    Just proves that this festival is all about marketing and nothing to do with music. That’s why useless people like the Kardashians, the Lohans, and now Gomez show up. Keeps their name in the press.

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