Justin Bieber Has Sex With This Again Despite Filling His Tour Bus With Weed And Playmates
Here’s Selena Gomez outside Letterman last night where I’m going to assume she didn’t joke about making Justin Bieber cry again considering she flew all the way to Norway to have sex with him even though he’s been spending his entire European tour getting high, banging Playmates and defiling historical landmarks. So if that’s Selena’s thing, one time I peed on a tree in Gettysburg. Yeah, that’s right, baby. The Civil War ain’t shit.