I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would’ve made sure all my forged passports are up to date. So thanks for not sending me the memo, Disney. It’s always been a dream of mine to Polanski it up one day. *puts on fake mustache* This is not the blogger you’re looking for….
*We’re doomed.
Photos: Splash News
Fantastic.
waaay hotter than demi lovato
Wow, Daddy like :) She’s a cutie…
STATE AGE
Alabama 16
Alaska 16
Arizona 18
Arkansas 16
California 18
Colorado 15
Connecticut 15
D.C. 16
Delaware 16
Florida 16/18 (bill pending)
Georgia 16
Hawaii 14
Idaho 14
Illinois 16/17
Indiana 16
Iowa 18
Kansas 16
Kentucky 16 – [1]
Louisiana 17
Maine 16
Maryland 16
Massachusetts 16/18
Michigan 16
Minnesota 16
Mississippi 16 – [2]
Missouri 17
Montana 16
Nebraska 16
Nevada 16
New Hampshire 16/18
New Jersey 16/18
New Mexico 17
New York 17
North Carolina 16
North Dakota 18
Ohio 16
Oklahoma 16
Oregon 18
Pennsylvania 16
Rhode Island 16
South Carolina 14/16
South Dakota 16
Tennessee 18
Texas 17
Utah 16/18
Vermont 16
Virginia 15
Washington 16
West Virginia 16
Wisconsin 18
Wyoming 16
35yr old + 15 yr old made more sense 50 years ago when there was less expectation (or desire) for advancement. The female was trying to find a suitable support, and a 35yr old with a great job was a victory.
These days standards should be different, because females can almost match males in social, financial, and intellectual success.
That having been said, the extreme level of emotional whimpering over things like that, or (example) war crimes that happened 100 years ago is basically just obnoxious. The more people praise intellect, the less they exercise it.
I would tongue punch her fartbox!
I may have to quote you on that one someday. Well done!!!
Almost 18? I’d almost hit it! But then again NOT!!!!
Buddha, best comment
So a day before her birthday I’d be a pedo, but the day after I’m not. Interesting perspective.
LMAO
Last time I saw her in a bikini she looked like a kid, finally filled out! She looks amazing :)
is it just me or does this look lees like a bikini top and more like a bra?
this because for 95 percent of the other americans this is just a dream.
BECAUSE THEY’RE SIMPLY TO FAT, folks!!
*Heads to the fridge*
Wow some of you are idiots. It’s for a MOVIE. A 17 year old in a bikini is not creepy or wrong. She’ll be 18 in like a month. So what if 30 days separates her from being an adult. She’s practically there. Plus it’s not like her box is on display like Miley.
Stop posting kids…unless they’re hot like this one.
Dunno who she is, but I was just getting all stiff and hard and that, and I saw the last picture.
She has the face of a little girl.
That’s almost as banging a girl who looks disconcertingly like her dad.
Well,well,what a wonderful looking young lady! Have a good day!
She’d like a well-raised catholic girl to me.
‘look’
I WOULD FUCK HER.HEIL.
she is probably creeper out by you people
Best get in quick. I predict the years will not be kind.
She’d look allright which isn’t much a surprise since she’s only 18.
A padded, underwired bikini? Not very flattering. They look old and saggy.
Speaking of Polanski, I wonder if *Thanks heaven for little girls* is his favorite song. its very catchy, I don’t see why not.
Is this a koinkidinks Miley just had tons of press about revealing outfits?
the top is a bit big on her but she’s cute
Oh im going to hell for my thoughts…
I love the looks of her. Too damn bad she’s underage and therefore illigal. Wait there are some states in the U.S. that have the age set at 16…. hmmmm Wait a second I’ll still be thrown in jail AAAAA!!!!!!!!!! STOP TEASING ME WITH SMUT SUPERFISH!!!
Actually not so fantastic. So young and already with implants. Sad.
how do you know they’re implants?
hahah seriously? She’s wearing a push up bikini top. I have like small B’s, and I have a similar swimsuit top that makes me look like I have big C’s. She clearly does NOT have implants.
And who are her handlers? This after school sweet tart is not doing enough to empower young girls…
sorry all girls look up to her
She has a promise ring from church in which she promised she would not have sex until she is married.
OMG here is an attractive 17 year old on the Beach in a bikini. Jeez what a shocker. She’s on the beach! She isn’t wearing a bikini in a mall! The paparazzi are a bunch of leeches that use your voyeuristic tendencies for their own pocket. Judge yourself!
Zij is wel wat
i wanna a piece of this pie
Smile, you’re on GeenStijl.
Nice looking girl but too young
Too young for what? Has she offered you anything? Doubt seriously if she ever will. Grow up!
She was under my radar before but GOOD LORD those are fantastic boobs. Really cute face too. Pretty sure those are real also, she just won the genetic lottery in terms of shape.
OK now I feel like a creepy old man. Stupid biological hard wiring, making me all attracted to hot girls in their child rearing years!
Holy crap! You can see her nipple through the bikini top!
Dang! Selena Gomez has boobs! I want to shove my penis up her vagina and then shove it up her rear end.
I know me too! She is so hot
In fact, I’m masturbating to the picture right now.
Me too her tits are fabulous
LOL
She looks really young. It’s making me feel creepy.
Oh gesh she is out of control seriously I mean who would ever think to wear a bathing suit near a pool such a crime!!!!! Get over it what do u want her to wear next to a pool it’s a bathing suit she is not naked or taking pictures of herself in a bathing suit or bra and underwear in her room it’s in a pool!!!! oh n ppl need to STOP being so perverted get over it
CAMELTOE
I would have her stickier than a glazed donut in an hour.
the bikini top isn’t her size or something… not even a push-up bikini looks that stupid. it’s barely touching her.
The pictures are so much more tasteful than the comments.
shes so cute!
and shes has great boobs! watch out blake lively
her head is freakishly small
I love 17 year old tits
Not that good
People really have nothing better to do than to say big words and put their options and views out for us to read. WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP! Uhh blahh- blah moral. I think blah I dont blah… I like the recent posts. As soon that I saw she was 17 and saw those tits and ass again my penis became full with blood.
opinion*
Isn’t what you just ranted against, exactly what you just did? WOW!
People really have nothing better to do than to say big words and put their opinions and views out for us to read. WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP! Uhh blahh- blah moral. I think blah I dont blah…All I know is as soon that I saw she was 17 and saw those tits and ass again my penis became full with blood.
Who cares if she’s almost legal, that doesnt make her any less appealing to me. She’s cute, nice body and she’s a virgin. I’d definitely tap it. As for the girl next to her that someone commented on, eh, she’s decent. Selena is cuter though and she’s definitely filled out some since we last saw her in a bikini.
WTF is the guy talking about her “hedge” talking about. You don’t see anything downstairs.