Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents

The Superficial / April 11, 2014

Because she’s a big girl now who can make big girl decisions like getting back together with Justin Bieber for the 18th time even though he’s an awful little shithead who got her subpoenaed right in front of the paparazzi, Selena Gomez has officially fired her parents. TMZ reports:

We’re told Selena feels she’s outgrown her parents. She believes she’s now old enough — and famous enough — to have a seasoned professional manager with other A-list clients.
Selena has argued plenty with her parents over the direction of her career — not to mention over dating Justin Bieber — but we’re told family friction was NOT the reason for the split. We’re told Selena remains close with both of her parents, although they’re not happy about the decision.

In Selena Gomez’s defense, her parents really did do a terrible job managing her career because Justin Bieber is still alive and not buried underneath their pool with a shotgun wound to the face. It’s like they wanted her to fail.

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