While promoting Spring Breakers on Letterman last night, Selena Gomez talked about how much she loves being single and how easy it is to make Justin Bieber cry even though he’s obviously a hard motherfucker who sits in a big boy seat. She probably has him confused with someone else. Via Us Weekly:
“Last time you were here, you were with a Justin Bieber,” host David Letterman said on the show. “That’s not going on now.”
“No, I’m single,” Gomez said. “I’m so good.”
“Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry,” Letterman recalled.
“Well then, that makes two of us,” Gomez, with a big smirk on her face, joked.
Cracking up, Letterman applauded the newly single star for her joke by giving her a fist-bump.
“Belieberssssss,” yelled Clack Two CrackClaw, formerly 14-year-old Tamara Beesworth of Sioux City, Iowa, “Cease the cutting of Oliva Wilde’s brakesssssss for The Whore of Gomezlon brags arrogantly of The Masterssss’ tearsssss. We must bring vengeanncccccceee upon her. But, firsssssst, my mom keeps like totally texting me to come home. GOD! So can you guys like buy a bunch of guns without me? I’ll totally be back after calc. For reals.”
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Oh, please. No Bieber fans are in calculus. Eighth grade “business math,” at best, and I’m including the ones that in junior college.
Preach.
Ten bucks says Letterman went to his dressing room after shooting and licked the back of his hand for a half hour.
Damn, Tamara, calculus is a pretty advanced subject for a 14 year old.
Is that pattern supposed to be a men’s tie or a giant vagina shape on her chest? I’m willing to have sex with it in either case.
That line and that dress almost make me want to go see Spring Breakers, almost.
Still looks like an 8 year old dressing up in big girl clothes. Despite that, I totally would.
This made me start to like her now.
Dang, so harsh! I guess she will be getting some twitter hate-mail from Biebs’ fans
“Then he said something and I did something, and I made him cry,” Usher recalled.
For those that don’t get it, he’s implying that Justin was crying because Usher had his dick in Justin’s ass. Usher is very large. At least, that’s what Justin told me.
Holy cow, she forgot her pants!
How is making Justin Bieber cry seen as an accomplishment? I’ve never met Bieber, but I’m pretty sure all you’d have to do is mess up his hand a little and the waterworks would start.
Dora the Explorer finally maturing
I don’t know about sexy, but that girl is just all kinds of cute.
I have a new found respect for Selena Gomez.
Yeah this was fucking great.
Separately I find these two insufferable but this segment together has forever made them inculpable going forward for me.
Is she auditioning for the Ice Capades?