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Very cute.
Blogger…you do know that James Franco is also starring in this movie? And that you won’t be able to fast forward through those parts during a theater viewing. Sometimes fresh young titties make men forget certain important things.
Boy, is your thumb not on the pulse of America. I don’t want to seem like Randy Pan, the Goat Boy, but if I had been in the test audience, the only one out front protesting the film would have been James Franco demanding his part be put back in.
“I swear I was in that movie. I swear I was.” “Gee James, the movie started. Selena, Ashley, Vanessa & Heather ran around in bikinis and ate each other out for an hour and a half. Then the credits rolled. I err, I don’t remember seeing your scrawny ass, James.” “Was Bill Hicks in that test audience?”
There’s a semi-famous study where researchers ask people to watch a short video of a basketball game, and they’re instructed to carefully count how many passes one team makes. In the middle of the video, a dude in a gorilla suit walks out onto the court, goofs around for a little, and then leaves. At the end, when asked about the gorilla, very few viewers remember seeing him at all because they were focused on passes, not random events they weren’t told to look for.
What I’m trying to say is Franco is the gorilla in this movie. A big, douchey gorilla.
If they could make a version that edited out that prick Franco, I would pay double to see it. Swear to God.
I’m thinking money changes hands to advertise this garbage. I”m sure there is marketing research, so pushing this stuff on the Fish is basically a tacit admission that haters and forty-somethings that would pee in what is presented as a 15 year old butt is a key audience for success of this film.
“money changes hands to advertise”
Oh no. That can’t be true. Really? Is everything good and right about the internet based on crass commerce? Is our blogger on the SB payroll?
I can’t lie: I love this little minx and her sexy doily dress.
Chick on the right needs to suck in her gunt.
I can’t believe they are doing international photocalls for this movie. Optimistically, it will earn 50-60 mill, with little help from international sales. Unless horny asian businessmen learn about it. Probably had a budget of 30-35 mill. Add to it advertisement, etc. and you are on a razor thin profit margin.
They clutch their rings of power out of fear, fear of the one ring that rules them all and brings them all into darkness..,
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…Seriously it’s dark, Franco never turns the light on in this bathroom. Strange dude.
The body of a goddess, and the face of an eight year old. My penis is in limbo.
Photoshopped?
Vanessa and Ashley FTW.
definately put on a few lbs since the movie
Why is she the only one wearing red… was she the star? Didn’t see the movie.
I would love to lick her butthole and bang her really hard. She’s great!
I literally want to gobble her up. Dammit.