‘Spring Breakers’ Was A Goddamn Treasure Trove in Madrid This Time And Other News

February 22nd, 2013 // 17 Comments

- Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are getting a divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amber Rose birthed a son. [Dlisted]

- Yoga pants as far as the eye can see… [theCHIVE]

- Rob Kardashian put on 40 pounds dating Rita Ora because apparently he’s a woman and thought they were married. [TooFab]

- The time a four-year-old Bruno Mars was exposed to Pauly Shore. [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Benson won the Spring Breakers photocall in Madrid because, again, goddamn treasure trove. [Popoholic]

- Kanye West won’t let Kim Kardashian sign autographs anymore. [IDLYITW]

- Hilary Duff‘s ass has significantly improved. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Scott Disick is still a huge, colossal penis. [Celebslam]

- Rosie Jones completely topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brandi Glanville wants LeAnn Rimes on Real Housewives? I’m sorry, what? [Amy Grindhouse]

- How ridiculous are Oscar gift bags? “Circus lesson” ridiculous. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Cock Dr

    Very cute.
    Blogger…you do know that James Franco is also starring in this movie? And that you won’t be able to fast forward through those parts during a theater viewing. Sometimes fresh young titties make men forget certain important things.

    • Boy, is your thumb not on the pulse of America. I don’t want to seem like Randy Pan, the Goat Boy, but if I had been in the test audience, the only one out front protesting the film would have been James Franco demanding his part be put back in.
      “I swear I was in that movie. I swear I was.” “Gee James, the movie started. Selena, Ashley, Vanessa & Heather ran around in bikinis and ate each other out for an hour and a half. Then the credits rolled. I err, I don’t remember seeing your scrawny ass, James.” “Was Bill Hicks in that test audience?”

    • JC

      There’s a semi-famous study where researchers ask people to watch a short video of a basketball game, and they’re instructed to carefully count how many passes one team makes. In the middle of the video, a dude in a gorilla suit walks out onto the court, goofs around for a little, and then leaves. At the end, when asked about the gorilla, very few viewers remember seeing him at all because they were focused on passes, not random events they weren’t told to look for.

      What I’m trying to say is Franco is the gorilla in this movie. A big, douchey gorilla.

    • If they could make a version that edited out that prick Franco, I would pay double to see it. Swear to God.

    • I’m thinking money changes hands to advertise this garbage. I”m sure there is marketing research, so pushing this stuff on the Fish is basically a tacit admission that haters and forty-somethings that would pee in what is presented as a 15 year old butt is a key audience for success of this film.

      • Cock Dr

        “money changes hands to advertise”
        Oh no. That can’t be true. Really? Is everything good and right about the internet based on crass commerce? Is our blogger on the SB payroll?

  2. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t lie: I love this little minx and her sexy doily dress.

  3. Flesh Gordon

    Chick on the right needs to suck in her gunt.

  4. Inner Retard

    I can’t believe they are doing international photocalls for this movie. Optimistically, it will earn 50-60 mill, with little help from international sales. Unless horny asian businessmen learn about it. Probably had a budget of 30-35 mill. Add to it advertisement, etc. and you are on a razor thin profit margin.

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    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    They clutch their rings of power out of fear, fear of the one ring that rules them all and brings them all into darkness..,



    …Seriously it’s dark, Franco never turns the light on in this bathroom. Strange dude.

  6. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    The body of a goddess, and the face of an eight year old. My penis is in limbo.

  7. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    SALSAL!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshopped?

  8. Vanessa and Ashley FTW.

  9. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    definately put on a few lbs since the movie

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she the only one wearing red… was she the star? Didn’t see the movie.

  11. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to lick her butthole and bang her really hard. She’s great!

  12. Ashley Benson Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    I literally want to gobble her up. Dammit.

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