Maybe Don’t Tell Selena Gomez To Marry Justin Bieber

Lately, Justin Bieber’s interaction with women have been mostly like this:

So it’s a nice change of scenery to see Selena Gomez not want Justin Bieber’s penis to turn her vagina in a small shelled creature. Also, I think vaginas have shells now, which is just one of the many fun side effects of being a grown-ass man who writes way too many words about how much Captain America wants Bucky. Just wants him so hard.

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