See? Nobody’s Dead
In an effort to minimize damage from a lawsuit accusing her of beating her sons with a belt then feeding them food they’re allergic to on purpose, Britney Spears was paraded in front of the paparazzi once again except this time looking like a clean, loving mother who doesn’t confuse her children for McNuggets. She even took them to Disneyland which is probably the guiltiest thing anyone could’ve done in her situation. I’m amazed she’s not riding Dumbo next to two Catholic priests and Britney Spears.