See? Nobody’s Dead

September 13th, 2010 // 34 Comments

In an effort to minimize damage from a lawsuit accusing her of beating her sons with a belt then feeding them food they’re allergic to on purpose, Britney Spears was paraded in front of the paparazzi once again except this time looking like a clean, loving mother who doesn’t confuse her children for McNuggets. She even took them to Disneyland which is probably the guiltiest thing anyone could’ve done in her situation. I’m amazed she’s not riding Dumbo next to two Catholic priests and Britney Spears.

Oh, right.

Photos: Fame


  1. Richard McBeef

    receding hairlines look better on dudes.

    • Jessesgirl

      She also has a bald patch on the back of her head now! No lie. What the fuck is up with this chick’s hormones?

  2. GrammarPolice

    feeding them food THEY’RE allergic to on purpose

  3. Probono

    Damn I love those jeans.

  4. crack in can baby

    what is up with her hair never growing back??

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Finally she looks happy. God bless them. X

  6. she actually looks clean, but i’m sure that asshole is still a bit tangy…

  7. Britney Spears
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    Why does her hair look like a pinned back mullet? Blah, she’s a joke.

  8. Soviet Snow

    The kid has the right idea.

  9. Katie G

    It was the kids’ bday weekend so they went to Disneyland to celebrate.

  10. Britney Spears
    Like a G-6
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck jeans are those, they’re fucking magic. Really, wtf are they?

  11. bp

    When did she get that reddit tattoo?

  12. McHater

    Since when is beating a kid with a belt a problem? You Yanks seriously need to get over yourselves.

  13. Taz

    I think she looks very doable here

  14. Gallo

    I don’t think that kid’s doing so well. He looks dead inside.

  15. Britney Spears
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    She looks really good here!

  16. Marcus

    where’s the other one

  17. Britney Spears
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    coke diet

  18. ilu

    She looks awesome here!! I love her outfit

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  20. captain america

    she forgot “Haiti & New Orleans”?

  21. nisro

    Why does she continue to live? Fucking retard needs to die already.

  22. Britney Spears
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  24. Britney Spears
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    Why the fuck is she carrying that kid around? What is he, four years old? I bet he still breastfeeds, too.

  25. Spo

    That doesn’t look like the face of a kid that was beaten with a belt. I’m sorry. Looks more like the face of a kid that watched his mom try to hang herself with a belt. Almost the same as how my dog looks when he sees a jar of peanut butter.

  26. Arline

    Why is she carrying him? He is like 3/4 of her size.

  27. Darth

    She’d look different somehow … New sunglasses?!

  28. kz

    The hair loss is because she wears SO MANY extensions. Ironically, adding fake hair reduces the amount of real hair.

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