Sean Bean was apparently stabbed during a bar fight Sunday night after a ruffian made some untoward comments about his companion, The Lady April Summers, prompting the Game of Thrones thespian to defend her honor, only to be met with cowardice and bad form. The Daily Mail reports:
According to witnesses, a passer-by then made lewd comments about Miss Summers, a topless model who has appeared in a number of UK lads’ magazines as well as the Italian edition of Playboy.
As a result, Mr Bean followed the man down the road to challenge him.
Later in the evening, Mr Bean went out for another cigarette and was then attacked by a man.
The star, who lives close by, was said to have been stabbed in the arm – believed to be with a broken glass – and punched in the face, according to witnesses. Police were then called.
Now, Sean Bean has been jumped, stabbed and punched which would’ve killed a lesser man (Played by Ashton Kutcher) or at least prompted him to go to the hospital. Not Sean Bean:
Mr Bean was said to have a cut arm and a bruised face, according to witnesses.
However, extraordinarily, he declined to attend hospital.
Instead, the star walked back into the bar and, after staff gave him aid from a first aid kit, ordered another drink.
Jesus Christ. Either Sean Bean was sent to Earth in a rocket as a baby, or he has the largest drinking problem known to man. Let’s assume both.
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Nice work Lord stark lol
it was probably Littlefinger…
Best answer ever! XD
well Boromir had worse.
Police are searching for the driver of a Reliant Regal Supervan III (registration GRA 26K).
A spokesperson for Mr. Bean said he had no comment.
A witness captured this image of the alleged assailant.
http://www.imcdb.org/i007718.jpg
+1
First thought that came to mind was badass but what would have made this a better story was if the dude actually stabbed April in the boob and instead of taking her to the hospital Mr. Bean took care of her leaking saline breast with the first aid kit in the bar, whilst having another scotch on the rocks.
her tits are real for sure but overly saggy for someone her age when out of a push up
It’s kind of weird when he’s referred to as “Mr. Bean.”
wait a minute…where was Peter Dinklage when this all went down???
Bravo Sir , Bravo
One does not simply stab into Mordor.
FTW!
Epic win
we have a winner. hilarious
I just choked reading that comment. And it was worth it :D
Ahhh, April Summers, the pride of Wasilla, Alaska.
Here she is in a very touching scene brought to you by the genitalmen of PornHub: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1838221550
Fast forward to 10:10 for her Academy Award winning performance.
as soon as I get home!
Different April Summers. But a good vid anyhoo.
Crap, I thought I knew my porn better than that.
Thanks for the correction. You’re right, I’m wrong.
I don’t know this porn star April Summers, but I will say she’s not the biggest piece of garbage to come out of Wasilla, Alaska.
God she has an annoying sound coming out of her mouth.
It was Weston Cage.
Being stabbed is nothing, after you’ve been decapitated. Oops, spoiler alert.
Where the fuck was Aragorn?
Where the hell was Achilles?
I was pissed (spoiler alert) they killed him off already in Game of Thrones, I thought he was good.
It will be a big hole to fill, oh, and so will replacing him on Game of Thrones.
They didnt kill him off because he wasnt good (he was perfect for the role). He dies in the books. There will be even more deaths coming
I wish they hadn’t been as true to the books when it came to Ned Stark. Loved Sean Bean’s portrayal of him… (Made me hate even the actor that plays Joffrey even more – geez couldn’t they have found a more good-looking actor? He’s supposed to be just like his parents but instead they got a fugly actor to play him.) Though Ned’s decapitation did spark the War of the Five Kings, so it was necessary. I’m looking forward to seeing Catelyn as Lady Stoneheart though.
That just goes to show you don’t fuck with Agent 006.
“Oh, please, James, put it away. It’s insulting to think I haven’t anticipated your every move.”
This is what all people from Yorkshire are like. A mere flesh wound isn’t enough to stop us getting to the bar.
!0 points for best Sean Bean animated gif
guess it’s time for me to whip out google because i have no fucking clue who these people are…
April Summers? My question is this: When you are born with the perfect porn name, what kind of name do you take when you go into porn?
Don’t get excited. Her real name is Nadia Fosters.
Actually there is a porn star called April Summers
Stop jocking this guy. He lost a fight and kept drinking, big deal.
@kara – Go ahead and Google “dumbass” as well, because that’s who you are.
I can see she’s talented.
A stab-to-the-arm worth’s of talent, that is.
The assassins weapon was apparently made of Valaryian Glass.
006 Lives.
Sounds like a normal weekend for me.
Well shit, now I’m kind of attracted to Boromir / god dude from that lame Percy movie. The Ashton Kutcher comment made me spit out my pudding.
First he gets his head cut off…then stabbed outside a Pub! That’s a Man!
you forgot he was shot with arrows first!!!
He should have sounded the horn of Gondor for Aragorn’s help.
Later that evening, the police arrested a man wearing a white cloak who was only referred to as “kingslayer” for the crime.
These chicks will get you kill man. 90% of guys in jail is because of a woman. Me? I treat em like macho man savage, dude throws a punch, ill get her right in front of me…
Hey, romance comes in all type of ways…
almost every american boy like to sit on his thumb………
Geez, shut the fuck up already.
Those Orcs and Trojans are always starting trouble.
Too bad he’s dead on the show!
Summer is coming….
stark has a death wish
Let’s here it for real men! Tattoos, sideways caps, and a tough walk don’t make you tough. Defending someone’s honor does.
Metrosexual fucks all ya.
oh that’s hear btw. Spellchecker please.
i’d tap that