Sean Bean is Kind of Badass

June 14th, 2011 // 60 Comments

Sean Bean was apparently stabbed during a bar fight Sunday night after a ruffian made some untoward comments about his companion, The Lady April Summers, prompting the Game of Thrones thespian to defend her honor, only to be met with cowardice and bad form. The Daily Mail reports:

According to witnesses, a passer-by then made lewd comments about Miss Summers, a topless model who has appeared in a number of UK lads’ magazines as well as the Italian edition of Playboy.
As a result, Mr Bean followed the man down the road to challenge him.
Later in the evening, Mr Bean went out for another cigarette and was then attacked by a man.
The star, who lives close by, was said to have been stabbed in the arm – believed to be with a broken glass – and punched in the face, according to witnesses. Police were then called.

Now, Sean Bean has been jumped, stabbed and punched which would’ve killed a lesser man (Played by Ashton Kutcher) or at least prompted him to go to the hospital. Not Sean Bean:

Mr Bean was said to have a cut arm and a bruised face, according to witnesses.
However, extraordinarily, he declined to attend hospital.
Instead, the star walked back into the bar and, after staff gave him aid from a first aid kit, ordered another drink.

Jesus Christ. Either Sean Bean was sent to Earth in a rocket as a baby, or he has the largest drinking problem known to man. Let’s assume both.

Photo: WENN


  1. AC

    Nice work Lord stark lol

  2. well Boromir had worse.

  3. Abby Normal

    Police are searching for the driver of a Reliant Regal Supervan III (registration GRA 26K).
    A spokesperson for Mr. Bean said he had no comment.

  4. dflytiger

    First thought that came to mind was badass but what would have made this a better story was if the dude actually stabbed April in the boob and instead of taking her to the hospital Mr. Bean took care of her leaking saline breast with the first aid kit in the bar, whilst having another scotch on the rocks.

  5. It’s kind of weird when he’s referred to as “Mr. Bean.”

  6. wait a minute…where was Peter Dinklage when this all went down???

  7. Basil Pemberton, Esq.

    Bravo Sir , Bravo

  8. Hugh Jazz

    One does not simply stab into Mordor.

  9. Ahhh, April Summers, the pride of Wasilla, Alaska.

    Here she is in a very touching scene brought to you by the genitalmen of PornHub:

    Fast forward to 10:10 for her Academy Award winning performance.

  10. RoboZombie

    It was Weston Cage.

  11. Being stabbed is nothing, after you’ve been decapitated. Oops, spoiler alert.

  12. Jess

    Where the fuck was Aragorn?

  13. Deacon Jones

    I was pissed (spoiler alert) they killed him off already in Game of Thrones, I thought he was good.

    It will be a big hole to fill, oh, and so will replacing him on Game of Thrones.

    • sam

      They didnt kill him off because he wasnt good (he was perfect for the role). He dies in the books. There will be even more deaths coming

    • kulit

      I wish they hadn’t been as true to the books when it came to Ned Stark. Loved Sean Bean’s portrayal of him… (Made me hate even the actor that plays Joffrey even more – geez couldn’t they have found a more good-looking actor? He’s supposed to be just like his parents but instead they got a fugly actor to play him.) Though Ned’s decapitation did spark the War of the Five Kings, so it was necessary. I’m looking forward to seeing Catelyn as Lady Stoneheart though.

  14. hmna

    That just goes to show you don’t fuck with Agent 006.

    • metacritic

      “Oh, please, James, put it away. It’s insulting to think I haven’t anticipated your every move.”

  15. Simole

    This is what all people from Yorkshire are like. A mere flesh wound isn’t enough to stop us getting to the bar.

  16. brian

    !0 points for best Sean Bean animated gif

  17. kara

    guess it’s time for me to whip out google because i have no fucking clue who these people are…

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    April Summers? My question is this: When you are born with the perfect porn name, what kind of name do you take when you go into porn?

  19. Stop jocking this guy. He lost a fight and kept drinking, big deal.

  20. McFeely Smackup

    @kara – Go ahead and Google “dumbass” as well, because that’s who you are.

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    Cock Dr
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    I can see she’s talented.

  22. Bob

    The assassins weapon was apparently made of Valaryian Glass.

  23. Turd Ferguson

    006 Lives.

  24. Heez magnif

    Sounds like a normal weekend for me.

  25. Brooke

    Well shit, now I’m kind of attracted to Boromir / god dude from that lame Percy movie. The Ashton Kutcher comment made me spit out my pudding.

  26. daddyoh

    First he gets his head cut off…then stabbed outside a Pub! That’s a Man!

  27. Erica

    He should have sounded the horn of Gondor for Aragorn’s help.

  28. Jillian

    Later that evening, the police arrested a man wearing a white cloak who was only referred to as “kingslayer” for the crime.

  29. rough sexy

    These chicks will get you kill man. 90% of guys in jail is because of a woman. Me? I treat em like macho man savage, dude throws a punch, ill get her right in front of me…

    Hey, romance comes in all type of ways…

  30. the captain

    almost every american boy like to sit on his thumb………

  31. Johnny Cage

    Those Orcs and Trojans are always starting trouble.

  32. shavedmaiden

    Too bad he’s dead on the show!

  33. somedude

    Summer is coming….

  34. Linxx

    stark has a death wish

  35. The Imp

    Let’s here it for real men! Tattoos, sideways caps, and a tough walk don’t make you tough. Defending someone’s honor does.

    Metrosexual fucks all ya.

  36. The Imp

    oh that’s hear btw. Spellchecker please.

  37. Sean Bean April Summers Bar Fight
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    i’d tap that

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