Seal Wins ‘Most Depressing’ Costume

October 29th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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Halloween was always Seal and Heidi Klum‘s holiday. In 2010, they were the Silver Surfer and his alien space lover whose tits he can’t stop silver-grabbing, and the year after that they wore anatomically correct ape costumes that still have me convinced Rick Baker is tied up in Heidi Klum’s basement where she hits him with a whip and screams, “Scheisse, SCHEISSE!” at him. But now that there’s divorce, here’s Seal showing up to a Halloween party with his date who’s clever costume idea was, “Hey, you’re black. We’ll be basketball players.” Which had to be depressing, but then again, maybe she blew him afterward without going into his camera room. Probably shouldn’t rule that out.

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  1. I got it… Larry Bird, right?

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    Fishballs
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    Ahh, yes, everyone’s favorite Celtic, Tyrone Cratercheeks.

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    That chick’s a major step down from Heidi.

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    Shaquille O’Seal

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    Don on the go
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    Is that white face or just ashy?

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    They went as the Sega Genesis game Lakers vs. Celtics?

  7. The Royal Penis

    Without a Colt 45 in his hand the costume is incomplete.

  8. Nothing takes your mind off of a divorce like dressing up as a basketball rivalry with your new girlfriend.

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    Kris Jenner just got an unassisted moist spot looking at this picture.

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    Doctor_Joystick
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    Considering how ashy his face is, I’m guessing he went as Len Bias.

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    Ohhhh, wait! I get it — Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. How fucking clever!

  12. El Jefe

    From classy to ashy. How the mighty have fallen.

  13. Jack Ketch

    Ugh. Just ugh.

  14. Kodos

    Strangely enough, Fish…

    I can actually picture Heidi doing that.

    Well played.

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    She’s must be 3 feet tall.

  16. Kubla Khan

    I see he is going as a monkey again this year

  17. Shame, he tried to cover up his blemishes with (the wrong colour) foundation. *Awkwarrrrrrrd*

  18. Kim

    Guess it’s officially confirmed…all of the class in that relationship came from Heidi. He should have just been thanking his lucky stars and shutting the F up.

  19. Deppo

    Heidi: Let’s spend a gazillion hours to apply ape hair to our entire bodies, ja. Den we must take lots of pictures so I go in your camera room without the asking. Yay!

    New gf: I don’t want to wear pants.

    He must really be missing out this Halloween.

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