Seal Wins ‘Most Depressing’ Costume
Halloween was always Seal and Heidi Klum’s holiday. In 2010, they were the Silver Surfer and his alien space lover whose tits he can’t stop silver-grabbing, and the year after that they wore anatomically correct ape costumes that still have me convinced Rick Baker is tied up in Heidi Klum’s basement where she hits him with a whip and screams, “Scheisse, SCHEISSE!” at him. But now that there’s divorce, here’s Seal showing up to a Halloween party with his date who’s clever costume idea was, “Hey, you’re black. We’ll be basketball players.” Which had to be depressing, but then again, maybe she blew him afterward without going into his camera room. Probably shouldn’t rule that out.