Scott Stapp marries Miss New York
Scott Stapp, the former lead singer for Creed, got married in Miami last Friday to former Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiw. If I was Nesheiwat I’d seriously consider investing in a bat or some sort of wooden club with nails sticking out of it, since Scott Stapp seems like the kind of guy who would get drunk, beat his wife, and then yell at the lamp for making him beat his wife. And then maybe try to drink the lamp.
UPDATE: To prove my point, the stupid bastard got arrested for public intoxication in Los Angeles while on his way to his honeymoon just hours after his wedding.