“BOGO ascots at Bloomingdales? What are we waiting for?!” *throws Mason into a gutter*
There are several things I’d believe about Scott Disick without even questioning them: He stabs homeless people for fun. His father invented the cumberband. He can only ejaculate while wearing a cardigan condom, etc. etc. But that he’s hung like a horse? Well, he is banging a Kardashian sister and God knows they love giant cock. Probably from seeing O.J. shower at their house then getting away scot-free with murder if I had to take a guess. Via Us Magazine:
Speaking to xoJane.com, the three women — Kourtney, 32, Kim, 30, and Khloe, 27 — poked fun at Scott Disick, 28, who leaves little to the imagination when he goes commando on their hit E! show.
“Honestly, it’s way too much,” Kim said. “He has to start wearing some tighty-whities.”
Kourtney raved about Disick’s manhood, proclaiming: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk!”
Khloe seemed less impress with Disick, who often joked that he was “trying to compete” with her husband Lamar Odom, 31.
SCOTT: Alright, listen up. I found this paper bag full of money just sitting in my dad’s house, so I’ll share some of it with each of you, but only one on condition.
KIM: Yes, I’ll have sex with you.
KOURTNEY: And I’ll agree to let it happen.
SCOTT: Oh, no, no. Tempting, but I have something else in mind: I want you to say my penis is as big as Lamar’s. If not bigger.
KHLOE: As much as I love money, you’ll have to do better than that.
SCOTT: Will this half-eaten Snickers bar left out in a tent all night do the trick?
KHLOE: Ohmygod, Scott, you’re so huge!
Photos: Splash News
Fish, my only dispute for this heading, as it should read – “Scott Disick IS A GIANT PENIS”
Correction: ‘Scott Disick is a giant dick”.
I’ll go with that. Sure.
So little people have huge dicks? Tom Cruise must be hung like a prehistoric woolly mammoth…with magic thetans inside.
Well hell, if these dude have huge dicks then Dinklage and Troyer must really be packing!
“Check little box next to sign in that say remember me” Done, now i won’t have to keep signing back in.
Does anyone remember that series Action with Jay Mohr? In one of the early episodes, Mohr’s Hollywood producer character discovered that diminutive mogul Lee Arenberg was hung like a horse, and when he relates this to his V.P., Ileanna Douglas, a one-time call-girl, she says something about short guys often having big dicks.
If by “often” you mean hardly ever then yeah, I agree with that assessment.
I’ve seen Ron Jeremy in person; I doubt he makes it to 5 feet.
And Ron Jeremy is how tall?
Correction: Eye witness Sir Wicka Pedia was not in the room when I saw RJ. Sorry Tommy!
I have some respect for the administrator of this website now. Dealing with the public, you have to tell them when you’re going to tell a joke, tell them the joke and tell them when it ends. Although, what I said was not a joke but you could’ve easily put together that I was surprised by how short RJ appeared when I saw him being so infamous, one would expect him to be taller. It’s either that, or you enjoy seeing me type. I don’t think that’s the case.
Not to plagiarize, that dealing with the public bit was a quote from Johnny Carson. HiYOOOO
The biggest dicks I’ve ever seen in my life all happened to be on men less than 5’8. There’s the optical illusion thing, and there’s also the ‘damn that’s a huge dick’ thing. Height has never equated to size so, while we’re all glad you’re tall, most likely your dick looks small in comparison.
lmao the conv at the end is priceless =))
Close up color photos or GTFO.
^This.
Because talk is mighty cheap.
Agree. Pics or it didn’t happen.
I have personally experienced this. My penis is huge when the relationship is heating up and then when it is ending it is small.
I think this is just what women do when they are trying to feebly build a man up and tear him down.
he looks like he should be an extra in american psycho
Just wait. Before the day is done, there will be a slew of Patrick Bateman quotes.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
“TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!”
… because “FEED ME A STRAY CAT” was the ATM’s line.
“I’m on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I’m positive we won’t have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”
Who’s this fuck?
The reason Khloe later recanted was because she found out it was a Milky Way.
“KHLOE WANT PEANUTS.”
That’s not a giant penis….it’s a box of Milk Duds. No wonder the Khore sisters love him so much.
GOD: I’ve sent them disease, earthquakes, tornadoes, global warming and humanity still won’t quit.
SATAN: How about we say Scott Disick has a giant penis?
God: That will do the trick.
Nice Fish, how much did this loser pay you to post this BS story?
This makes more sense once you realize her vagina is the size of a 2-litre
He does have a giant penis…up his ass and it’s Khloe’s penis.
I’d sort of believe it, because midget chicks have a tendency to overestimate size. He seems like a lanky dude and lanky dudes usually have the hammer..and its not necessarily correlated with height, although tall lanky guys, according to chicks, usually have the larger side of the equipment.
Kourtney: “His dick is huge, like an elephant trunk!”
Khloe & Kim: (simultaneously) meh…
There is absolutely no correlation to the height and build of a man and the size of his penis. It’s completely random, ladies. You get what you get.
Giant cock notwithstanding, I wonder if he thinks “Sussudio” is a great song, a personal favorite? Or if he likes Huey Lewis and the News?
He could be Superman. He looks like Clark Kent. Why didn’t he get the role? I don’t get it. And a large cock? wow. I’m baffled.
Throwing a hot dog down the hallway..
“hung like an elephant” = never gets fully hard…who wants a limp, mushy dick!
Khloe’s just pissed because it’s not as large as Odom’s but it’s thicker than hers.
well, his brains aren’t hidden in his head.
SO THEY MUST BE SOMEWHERE?
Didn’t Paul “Shitbreak” Finch do the exact same thing in American Pie? He paid off Jessica to say he had a huge cock and a giant tattoo on his chest of an eagle or something. And he beat up Steve Stiffler.
It’s always the most undeserving assholes who get blessed with the giant schlongs, it seems, with rare exception.
You can’t spell “Disick” without “dick”!
Also, an anagram of “Disick” is “is dick”….coincidence? I think..um, yeah probably.
He has to have a large wang since the Kardashian women only hook up with hung guys, You have a big cathedral you need a big organ………..
Scott reminds me of my uncle Nick. He was a bastard, a well dressed bastard.
Well I’m 5’5 black and have a 4 inch cock so short guys aren’t always packing
Other than putting his giant dick into Kourtney, why is he famous? What did he do before he laid her?
Where Do I go to see a picture of this famous schlong??
if she says it’s like an elephant’s trunk, the only thing i assume is that he isn’t circumcised