Scott Disick Dressed Up As Patrick Batemen, Wins ‘Most Self-Aware’ Costume

Before everyone gives Scott Disick props like I just did because I’m lazy and needed a quick headline to go with today’s theme, keep in mind that he really didn’t put any effort into this costume outside of dressing like himself and buying a fake axe. Had he really wanted to commit to the whole costume, he would’ve ran around in tighty whiteys and murdered Kris Jenner with a chainsaw. Fortunately, there are still two days left until Halloween, and maybe that will finally be the key to those sweet J. Crew modeling gigs that have always been his birthright yet have eluded him for so long. Just throwing that out there.

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