Scott Disick Dressed Up As Patrick Batemen, Wins ‘Most Self-Aware’ Costume

October 29th, 2012 // 10 Comments

Before everyone gives Scott Disick props like I just did because I’m lazy and needed a quick headline to go with today’s theme, keep in mind that he really didn’t put any effort into this costume outside of dressing like himself and buying a fake axe. Had he really wanted to commit to the whole costume, he would’ve ran around in tighty whiteys and murdered Kris Jenner with a chainsaw. Fortunately, there are still two days left until Halloween, and maybe that will finally be the key to those sweet J. Crew modeling gigs that have always been his birthright yet have eluded him for so long. Just throwing that out there.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    I’d like to take some credit for this outfit.

    I’ve been throwing up Patrick Batemen quotes on this fucker’s picture for years.

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    fucktard
    Commented on this photo:

    nnnnooooooo…….. no. doesn’t work. at all.

  3. Bringbackbabalu

    Wow, this movie was so bad. People who like this literally fail at life. I don’t know what that says for this Scott guy.

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    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I knew once I saw the thumbnail that they’d be singles.

  5. False. I’m POSITIVE when Bret Easton Ellis mentioned that he’d be a perfect Patrick Bateman, Scott Disick heard, “Christian Bale was SUCH A BADASS in that movie; only Scott Disick is that awesome!” while all the sane people heard, “Scott Disick is just enough of an egomaniacal, sociopathic, materialistic misogynist that he’s a caricature of the nightmarish Patrick Bateman – only he wouldn’t be acting.”

  6. BigOkie

    Hope this dumb cunt falls chest first onto that axe and dies in front of a thousand cameras. Would be the only thing he DESERVES to be known for.

  7. Scott Disick Patrick Bateman Halloween Costume American Psycho Party
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    In other words Scott Disick went to a Halloween party dressed as Scott Disick..

  8. anonymous

    He looks gayer than Papa Joe Simpson.

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