If you’re like me you lost countless hours of sleeping wondering why Scott Disick wasn’t at the October 31st taping of Dancing With The Stars to support Rob Kardashian. It’s literally all I’ve written about in my diary along with detailed plans to stab Mariah Yeater for saying those mean things about Justin. Anyway… turns out Scott banged Kristin Cavallari shortly before he put a baby in Kourtney Kardashian‘s uterus, according to Life & Style:
Sources reveal to Life & Style that Scott had an affair with Kristin Cavallari, a DWTS contestant until being eliminated in early October and newly single at the time, just before Kourtney became pregnant with her and Scott’s child.
“While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin,” a friend reveals to Life & Style.
So when both Rob and Kristin were confirmed as contestants on DWTS, “Scott and Kourtney argued about Kristin,” a friend confirms. “Kourtney can’t stand her now and didn’t want Scott at show tapings.”
While these two were technically on a break, I think the important thing to take away from this story is that I would never cheat on Kourtney Kardashian. In fact, I’d also be willing to partake in a fake wedding ceremony purely for profit AND my urine shows up on camera. It’s like we were made for each other.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
. . . and is a scrotum
really though it sounds like Kristin is being brought in as a new ‘character’ in the Kardashian faux-reality story line
+1
She is a big upgrade over Kim.
that guy is American Psycho
Please, he’s a pathetic attempt at making you think he has even an ounce of danger in him. He’s a conman, a gigilo, and a pitiful hanger-on. That man could never come up with brilliant lines about Phil Collins music.
Someone didn’t understand American Psycho….
I read the book. You saw the movie. How about you give a shot at telling me what the fuck you even mean with your retarded misinformed blather. I promise I win. And no wikipedia. Now go.
I read the book. You saw the movie. How about you give a shot at telling me what the fuck you even mean with your retarded misinformed blather. I promise I win. And no wikipedia. Now go.
I’ve actually read the book and seen the movie. I’ve read everything by Bret Easton Ellis.
Bateman is pathetic. He is a loser and people think he’s a dork. He routinely embarrasses himself (the episode where you drops the dollar into the Columbia student’s coffee cup for an example?) His “brilliant lines” about Phil Collins along with Whitney Houston, Huey Louis and the News read like music reviews. Along with every other aspect of his life (his clothes, the restaurants he goes to, the girls he sees) he is obsessed with describing and evaluating them, but there is no personal meaning or connection because as he would put it, I paraphrase, there is no Patrick Bateman.
What I think you missed was that he’s not supposed to be cool or badass. I’m really surprised that you read the book and didn’t pick up on this. What about the scene in the restaurant with his brother Sean (from Rules of Attraction, which I love a lot more than American Psycho)? And Patrick trying to copy Sean’s effortlessly cool “Rock n roll, deal with it” line by later saying “Rocking and rolling!” later with his friends. I actually found that little detail really hilarious.
And if you really think that an in-depth analysis of ridiculously vapid 80s music can ever be described as “brilliant”, then wow.
Points to the both of you for trying to class up the joint with an honest-to-God literary discussion. (I’m serious here.)
Bateman would fucking decapitate you for comparing this guy to him.
Christ, fine. My point was although he exudes the outward materialism and insecurities of Bateman, he in no way has his wit, intelligence and general air of menace about him, real or imagined. That is all. Now shut the fuck up.
I neither thought he was cool or badass, how you took that from my post is beyond me. Sorry Emilie, my post was late because I was out last night in Budapest, getting a life while you were busy trolling on the computer. Dare to dream.
jenyjenjen please get off the compuer and get a life
Aren’t the words ‘Budapest’ & ‘getting a life’ in the same sentence just a tad oxymoronic? or is that just me & my anti-Eastern European sentiments coming to the surface? Cause you couldn’t pay me enough to live east of, say, Berlin (sorry, Vienna).
“I neither thought he was cool or badass, how you took that from my post is beyond me”
Because you said he came up with “brilliant lines about music”, and implied Disick could never measure up to Bateman.
Dumb move… going back to the Kardashians.
What a disick.
Does it shock anyone that this soulless, vapid, self obsessed pretty girl would hook up with Kristin Cavallari?
Too bad. Kourtney is the cute one.
-5
Nope.
Stay classy, Scott Disick
These days it seems like every picture of a douche has a manipulative fame-whore cow in the background.
wow..good move
she’s a little vixen
So fcuking boo hoo what???!!!
I don’t know who is a bigger downgrade, him or her? I am leaning towards him.
I don’t know if I believe this story, she is the consummate blonde Hollywood California golddiger and he is broke as fuck.
She’s a dumb b!tch from Emerald Bay in Laguna. Snotty little brat.
I hereby promise to shoot myself in the face the instant I care about anything Scott Dicklick does.
Dollars to doughnuts. Kris Jenner and a camera view were in his bedroom taping the whole thing.
She looks like Chloe Sevigny in these photos-that’s not a good thing.
This article should have been called “Some guy you don’t know cheated on someone that is famous because her sister was in a porn, with a girl you never heard of.”
I have no idea who those people are. Did I accidentally stumble across http://www.thesuperficial.fr? Sacré bleu!
WHAT ABOUT FUCK THE KARDASHIANS!!
well, except kim, folks!!
(she is still my honey)
hey if you’re not doing anything before november 30th..
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/no-more-kardashian.html
The entire lot of them should be thrown down into a deep pit of vomit, semen and piss.
Throw Kim in first….make sure the cameras are running.
Guess his dick forgot to wear a suit that night.
it’s not cheating if you’ve broken up
Word to dude@dude!
A talentless reality show whore cheated on a talentless reality show whore with another talentless reality show whore.
*Yawn* NEXT!
When the Rapture comes, those three names will be on the first list I give to Jesus.
Scott Disick is a white Nick Cannon.
Looks like the paps caught him as he was on his way to return some videotapes.
Oh no, this means the famewhore Cavallari is going to be back in the news again. I was quite happy to see her relegated to obscurity.
I think it is hilarious that this guy dresses to the nines all the time in the most expensive suits and has no job.
Well there you have it…the perfect explanation for why little Kimmie faked her marriage….because that way when she and Kris are on a “Break” from each other…he won’t be cheating with Kristin Cavallari or any one else you ever heard of……now where did I put my Intendo DS?
Gross, of course she’s standing there!
This guy should change his name to King Douche already
I just want to say her outfit is fucking hideous! Necklace is cute but doesn’t go with that atrocious shirt. Oh God, its so bad.
and is a scrotum
I don’t even know who this Scott person is but the fact it’s got something to do with the Kardashians, and he had sex with Kristin Cavallari, makes me want to punch babies.
Hey, look, it’s Patrick Bateman!
hahaha!
To quote Ross, THEY WERE ON A BREAK!
The smile this chick has on her face is just repulsive.
I instinctually would like to pin her down and fart in her face just to remove the smile.
Whore bag ,whore soar’s .who gives a shit? One has blonde hair one has black..HELLO,!!! OINK,OINK BITCHES….
I am genuinely confused to why he needs to wear a suit. He’s on dancing with the stars, it’s not like he just came from a board meeting.
Not being able to take a Kardashian anymore, Scott Disick runs for the Hills!
Not exactly “cheating” if you aren’t with anyone. It’s just hooking up.
Slut Sister and Sluttier Sister take New York will have the worst ratings ever and we get them cancelled by just not watching that show on Nov. 27 a Sunday. I do not even put E! Channel on anymore. So sick of Scott and the rest of those liars. Boycott anything Jenner/Kardashian/Disick/odom.
Looks like he has to return some videotapes.