Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)

These are pics of Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to “hot chocolate” doesn’t it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn’t have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for who she is: A beautiful woman with ginormous breasts who I’d have sex with until she realizes I’m not Keanu Reeves. See? Much better.

Respect: It’s dope!

Photos: Splash News