These are pics of Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to “hot chocolate” doesn’t it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn’t have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for who she is: A beautiful woman with ginormous breasts who I’d have sex with until she realizes I’m not Keanu Reeves. See? Much better.
Respect: It’s dope!
Photos: Splash News































OJ's Mom | October 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I’d
Hit
That!!!
Donkey | October 9, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I already did.
Bob | October 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm
She’s the hottest I’ve ever seen! (in the category of “bargain-priced escorts who will come to your hotel room during a business trip”)
Realist | October 9, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Long been the hottest spice girl
Andrio | October 9, 2008 at 5:17 pm
“Nig Spice” has a better ring to it.
panda | October 9, 2008 at 5:19 pm
she’s gross
she looks like a tranny.a beautiful tranny,but a tranny
Tim | October 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Monkey Spice
Mandy | October 9, 2008 at 5:23 pm
KFC Spice
jesse | October 9, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Aid To Dependent Children Spice
velvettom | October 9, 2008 at 5:28 pm
ha ha ha! funnny. insecure, white boys. their only idea of a good looking ‘woman’ is Jessica Simpson. Get back to jerking off over your keyboard at nip-slips before your fat, mall-rat girlfriend gets back with tonight’s Taco Bell from the mall
Rough Daddy | October 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Not bad! what makes her hot is the different culture attitudes!!! im guessing the tat indicate shes up for anything?
Jibbly Biggins | October 9, 2008 at 5:35 pm
She is lovely but the tattoos look so trashy and ghetto on her.
James - Ext-Perience | October 9, 2008 at 5:37 pm
In that main picture you’ve got up, it looks like they’ve photoshopped her mustache out, i still totally would tho, even if it did tickle a bit!
Plain Jane | October 9, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Her cosmetic surgery came out great; nice tummy tuck and lipo too!
Deacon Jones | October 9, 2008 at 5:45 pm
@14
They airbrushed the shit out of her stomach, tits.
She can get all the tucks she wants, I guarantee the original pics have so many white stetch marks it looks like she’s wearing tye-dye.
Andy | October 9, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Unemployed Spice
blp | October 9, 2008 at 6:08 pm
well I’d hit photoshop fantasy spice, not sure of the real thing if 14 & 15 are correct.
Jimbo | October 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Thank God For The Sickle Cell Spice
brittney gean | October 9, 2008 at 6:22 pm
melany whore hoe?????
LiLo for V-Prez 2008 | October 9, 2008 at 6:39 pm
PHOTOSHOPPED?
Most of the pics Fish has posted of her recently WERE pretty scary. Didn’t look like these.
I’m going to ask Photoshop to marry me.
Plain Jane | October 9, 2008 at 6:44 pm
All her cosmetic surgery looks fabulous!
FactCheckDotOrg | October 9, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Barack Obama admitted today that he his birth certificate is from Kenya and he was lists him as a muslim.
…from Barack Obama’s website:
“When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom’s dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.’s children.
Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1982.”
http://fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
Kahlee | October 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Keanu Reeves is hot…
immmers | October 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm
How many pounds of lard and scars did they airbrush off?
How about the scarlet G on her chest, for “golddigger”?
Needledick The Bug Fucker | October 9, 2008 at 7:44 pm
This is underwear ???
I’ve seen less on women at the local swimming hole
Goodkat | October 9, 2008 at 8:02 pm
not even photoshop can save her !
packinwood | October 9, 2008 at 8:42 pm
The older she gets, the better she looks. HOT!
( o )( o ) | October 9, 2008 at 8:43 pm
She’s the one who bounced her boobs in the spice girl video from way back in the day… oh the mammories. Search youtube for “what i really really want” if you don’t know what I’m typing about, kids.
youtube video | October 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm
çok ?eker yaw :D
DS | October 9, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I think there are racists on there here site!! Duh huh!
Hate 'er | October 9, 2008 at 9:14 pm
I am not a racist I just prefer white women. Sorry. They are so much more attractive what with the colorful eyes and colorful hair and not having to put strange ointments to train the ape out of the follicles. They have just the right size of ass (I hate that big nasty fat ass look) and curves. Oh my God!
djhndohd | October 9, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Wow, is every celeb getting their hair done by the same person now? I miss the 90′s when people were more unique… now everyone looks the same, and yes, even the hipsters who go out of their way to look “different,” yet all look exactly the same, too.
freejose | October 9, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Wow. Pleasantly surprised.
Natobasso | October 9, 2008 at 10:23 pm
No WONDER Eddie Murphy got himself a piece o dat! That’s what they call some “inee-endo”.
YAWN | October 9, 2008 at 10:53 pm
lmao @ all the random comments ranging from racial epithets to Barack Obama. I have a question? How is it that white boys are so insecure and yet wonder why you can’t pull a black d*ck out of a white chick’s mouth?
Just saying
YAWN | October 9, 2008 at 10:55 pm
And one more thing, say what you want, but you will NEVER find a white female the same age, with as many kids that will ever look as good. Talking about being handed the genetic short stick.
Ted from LA | October 9, 2008 at 10:59 pm
She looks fine. Do you know for whom I feel sorry? All the white dudes on Wall Street stressed out in those photos. I’ve seen 194 photos and each and every one is of a white slightly or mostly balding middle-aged overweight slob holding his mouth in shock as if money were the most important thing in life.
jrh | October 9, 2008 at 11:13 pm
you think with all that photoshop, they could have fixed that half closed eye on her left side. makes her look like the product of incest.
mafme | October 10, 2008 at 12:04 am
Hawt… but she has a mom face… something.
diddleysquat | October 10, 2008 at 12:29 am
yeah, more like SCARY spice… ha-ha-HA-ha-ha… wait a min-
tc | October 10, 2008 at 3:10 am
She is now, and always was the most shaggable of the spice girls.
…and that’s saying something, because the only nigs I ever shagged smelled really, really bad.
truth | October 10, 2008 at 3:44 am
wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox’s scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.
try me BITCH….
truth | October 10, 2008 at 3:44 am
wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox’s scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.
try me BITCH….
truth | October 10, 2008 at 3:44 am
wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox’s scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.
try me BITCH….
Tapeworm | October 10, 2008 at 3:56 am
First picture I’ve seen of her on here w/o a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Not that her wrinkled, lazy, tired face shows signs of smoking….
Thug Mouf | October 10, 2008 at 3:59 am
I’m not gay #42 (and 43…. and 44).
Don’t worry, Ted from LA has got your back. Are you the same one that is really focused on dicks? (#35, #36). I don’t think you are. But that guy is always on about “Dick, dick, dick”. I think somebody might be on the “down-low”.
mattmatt | October 10, 2008 at 5:24 am
it looks like she shaves her stomach…
joey joejoe | October 10, 2008 at 5:27 am
whoa, hello lipo.
she must have some cash down to get back from the fugly she was a few months back.
joey joejoe | October 10, 2008 at 5:28 am
hahaha @43 you go grrl, i’ll diss your black ass to your face then fuck it hard bitch.
try me :P
fo sho | October 10, 2008 at 5:31 am
@42-44 It ain’t bein classy to poosh da post button more dan twice, dat ting on some kinda delay or sumpin but it do be a classy lady who get dat conked out hair to gets da frizzies outta dher and have um lighten up her skin dher like Scary Spice doin in dese pics here so she be lookin moh white. It be good dat Megan Fox just ho’en to furder her alls career an not shittin out da bastards so shes can get on da welfare too like Scary be doin.