Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)

October 9th, 2008 // 109 Comments

These are pics of Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to “hot chocolate” doesn’t it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn’t have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for who she is: A beautiful woman with ginormous breasts who I’d have sex with until she realizes I’m not Keanu Reeves. See? Much better.

Respect: It’s dope!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. OJ's Mom

    I’d
    Hit
    That!!!

  2. Donkey

    I already did.

  3. Bob

    She’s the hottest I’ve ever seen! (in the category of “bargain-priced escorts who will come to your hotel room during a business trip”)

  4. Realist

    Long been the hottest spice girl

  5. Andrio

    “Nig Spice” has a better ring to it.

  6. panda

    she’s gross
    she looks like a tranny.a beautiful tranny,but a tranny

  7. Tim

    Monkey Spice

  8. Mandy

    KFC Spice

  9. jesse

    Aid To Dependent Children Spice

  10. velvettom

    ha ha ha! funnny. insecure, white boys. their only idea of a good looking ‘woman’ is Jessica Simpson. Get back to jerking off over your keyboard at nip-slips before your fat, mall-rat girlfriend gets back with tonight’s Taco Bell from the mall

  11. Not bad! what makes her hot is the different culture attitudes!!! im guessing the tat indicate shes up for anything?

  12. Jibbly Biggins

    She is lovely but the tattoos look so trashy and ghetto on her.

  13. In that main picture you’ve got up, it looks like they’ve photoshopped her mustache out, i still totally would tho, even if it did tickle a bit!

  14. Plain Jane

    Her cosmetic surgery came out great; nice tummy tuck and lipo too!

  15. Deacon Jones

    @14

    They airbrushed the shit out of her stomach, tits.

    She can get all the tucks she wants, I guarantee the original pics have so many white stetch marks it looks like she’s wearing tye-dye.

  16. Andy

    Unemployed Spice

  17. blp

    well I’d hit photoshop fantasy spice, not sure of the real thing if 14 & 15 are correct.

  18. Thank God For The Sickle Cell Spice

  19. brittney gean

    melany whore hoe?????

  20. LiLo for V-Prez 2008

    PHOTOSHOPPED?

    Most of the pics Fish has posted of her recently WERE pretty scary. Didn’t look like these.

    I’m going to ask Photoshop to marry me.

  21. Plain Jane

    All her cosmetic surgery looks fabulous!

  22. FactCheckDotOrg

    Barack Obama admitted today that he his birth certificate is from Kenya and he was lists him as a muslim.

    …from Barack Obama’s website:

    “When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom’s dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.’s children.

    Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1982.”

    http://fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

  23. Kahlee

    Keanu Reeves is hot…

  24. immmers

    How many pounds of lard and scars did they airbrush off?

    How about the scarlet G on her chest, for “golddigger”?

  25. Needledick The Bug Fucker

    This is underwear ???

    I’ve seen less on women at the local swimming hole

  26. Goodkat

    not even photoshop can save her !

  27. packinwood

    The older she gets, the better she looks. HOT!

  28. ( o )( o )

    She’s the one who bounced her boobs in the spice girl video from way back in the day… oh the mammories. Search youtube for “what i really really want” if you don’t know what I’m typing about, kids.

  29. çok ?eker yaw :D

  30. DS

    I think there are racists on there here site!! Duh huh!

  31. Hate 'er

    I am not a racist I just prefer white women. Sorry. They are so much more attractive what with the colorful eyes and colorful hair and not having to put strange ointments to train the ape out of the follicles. They have just the right size of ass (I hate that big nasty fat ass look) and curves. Oh my God!

  32. djhndohd

    Wow, is every celeb getting their hair done by the same person now? I miss the 90′s when people were more unique… now everyone looks the same, and yes, even the hipsters who go out of their way to look “different,” yet all look exactly the same, too.

  33. Wow. Pleasantly surprised.

  34. Natobasso

    No WONDER Eddie Murphy got himself a piece o dat! That’s what they call some “inee-endo”.

  35. YAWN

    lmao @ all the random comments ranging from racial epithets to Barack Obama. I have a question? How is it that white boys are so insecure and yet wonder why you can’t pull a black d*ck out of a white chick’s mouth?

    Just saying

  36. YAWN

    And one more thing, say what you want, but you will NEVER find a white female the same age, with as many kids that will ever look as good. Talking about being handed the genetic short stick.

  37. Ted from LA

    She looks fine. Do you know for whom I feel sorry? All the white dudes on Wall Street stressed out in those photos. I’ve seen 194 photos and each and every one is of a white slightly or mostly balding middle-aged overweight slob holding his mouth in shock as if money were the most important thing in life.

  38. jrh

    you think with all that photoshop, they could have fixed that half closed eye on her left side. makes her look like the product of incest.

  39. mafme

    Hawt… but she has a mom face… something.

  40. diddleysquat

    yeah, more like SCARY spice… ha-ha-HA-ha-ha… wait a min-

  41. tc

    She is now, and always was the most shaggable of the spice girls.

    …and that’s saying something, because the only nigs I ever shagged smelled really, really bad.

  42. truth

    wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox’s scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.

    try me BITCH….

  43. truth

    wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox’s scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.

    try me BITCH….

  44. truth

    wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox’s scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.

    try me BITCH….

  45. Tapeworm

    First picture I’ve seen of her on here w/o a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Not that her wrinkled, lazy, tired face shows signs of smoking….

  46. Thug Mouf

    I’m not gay #42 (and 43…. and 44).

    Don’t worry, Ted from LA has got your back. Are you the same one that is really focused on dicks? (#35, #36). I don’t think you are. But that guy is always on about “Dick, dick, dick”. I think somebody might be on the “down-low”.

  47. mattmatt

    it looks like she shaves her stomach…

  48. joey joejoe

    whoa, hello lipo.

    she must have some cash down to get back from the fugly she was a few months back.

  49. joey joejoe

    hahaha @43 you go grrl, i’ll diss your black ass to your face then fuck it hard bitch.

    try me :P

  50. fo sho

    @42-44 It ain’t bein classy to poosh da post button more dan twice, dat ting on some kinda delay or sumpin but it do be a classy lady who get dat conked out hair to gets da frizzies outta dher and have um lighten up her skin dher like Scary Spice doin in dese pics here so she be lookin moh white. It be good dat Megan Fox just ho’en to furder her alls career an not shittin out da bastards so shes can get on da welfare too like Scary be doin.

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