Scarlett Johansson’s breasts try to cure Parkinson’s
The ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s’ benefit for the Michael J. Fox Foundation was held in New York last night, and Scarlett Johansson threw her weight behind the cause by showing off her cleavage. Good call. While there’s no scientific proof that Scarlett Johansson’s tits can cure Parkinson’s, it’s worth a shot. Medical science routinely vivisects monkeys in search of cures for diseases, and that doesn’t give me half the erection that these pictures do.
EDIT: Added some more pics because, uh, dammit, we need a cure! Yeah, what I just said.