Scarlett Johansson gets her breasts squeezed

January 17th, 2006 // 59 Comments
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  1. Kitchy

    Eww I used to Live on Lake Ontario…is that what that was??? Dude, it killed birds!

  2. sammygirl

    The real question here is why did Ryan Seacrest get this gig? Why? He annoys the living crap out of me. He used to be a nobody DJ for Star 98.7 FM in L.A. and then he got Rick Dee’s gig on Kiss FM and then American Idol, etc etc. Why?? WHY????!!!!! I can’t be the only one who hates him and his idiotic comments like “Seacreast Out” and “I need my flat iron and gel”. Seacrest fuck off.

    Oh, and SuperSpence, your Lake Ontario comment had me rolling!!

  3. derekd

    Ryan Seacrest, DOUCHBAG OUT!!! Does anyone else noticed she looks like a mogoloid in that pic. EEEEEEEEOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!

  4. Hartigan'sGirl

    Dearest Onlookers:

    That man (the one you wish you were) is not heterosexual. Yes, he touched her breast. Yes, they are nice breasts. Regardless, they did not turn him straight.

    Her breasts do not perform miracles. They are normal breasts, just on TV. If I run into you on the street, you can ask to touch my breasts at which point, I’ll probably kick you in the balls. But whatever, he’s still isn’t straight.

    And, honestly, would you give up sex with women to touch her breast? I mean give up sex with women forever, not just a week. Are you really sure they’re worth it?

  5. lloydyboy

    Fair’s fair. I let lesbians touch my thingee.

  6. blackblackheart

    Woah.. and I thought Scarlett was a woman of CLASS.. Seems like she is turning into a Paris Hilton…

  7. Robert

    The woman might be homely looking but she has a body to die for and near perfect breasts. A “B” cup is absolute perfection, fake boobs are repulsive, and why would anyone wear a bra if they didn’t have to. (By the way, they do not prevent your boobs from sagging as you get older…..that’s a myth!)

  8. Anonymous

    Paris Hilton might be homely looking but she has a body to die for and near perfect breasts. A “B” cup is absolute perfection, fake boobs are repulsive, and why would anyone wear a bra if they didn’t have to. (By the way, they do not prevent your boobs from sagging as you get older…..that’s a myth!)

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