Scarlett Johansson, Just Stop Talking

“Just ignore Al Gore and he’ll stop trying to light your hair on fire, brother. He’s so droll.”

During the 2008 presidential election, Scarlett Johansson didn’t do Barack Obama any favors by claiming to be his e-mail buddy (She wasn’t.) and then showing up to his inauguration with her vaginal flaps aflutter, so of course here she is claiming “fashion” will help get Obama get reelected because that’s not at all the type of elitist fart-sniffing even liberals hate liberals for and God knows we love a good fart-sniff. E! News reports:

Tuesday night in New York City, the stars came out for the launch of Runway to Win, a collaborative effort by American designers to support President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign.
Actress Scarlett Johansson, who cohosted the fete alongside Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour, explained just why selling super-cute T’s and totes can help give some Obama job security when the 2012 election rolls around…
“I think the most important thing is that the fashion world has an international spotlight shown on it,” she told reporters. “To be able to use that spotlight on a cause like this is incredible.”

She also goes on to say Obama will win because Republicans are so “unfashionable” which is clearly the deciding factor here and not at all the fact that they’ve already eaten each other alive in the primaries to the point that no one’s even showing up to vote. So thank you, Scarlett Johannson, for boiling this election down to its purest essence. Namely white people be dressing all like “Snort. My suspenders would like ranch dressing on the side, please,” but Obama’s all like, “My shit’s Gucci.”

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