Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Again.
Scarlett Johansson was Esquire‘s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006, and now she is again seven years later because apparently finding attractive celebrities is hard. (Or not at all because here, here, here, here, and mother of God here.) The important thing is that we honor this occasion by laughing at Scarlett Johansson falling down for Internet memes are the sport of both aristocrat and pauper alike. Or whatever fancy words mean I’m pretending this dolphin is my penis. Snare me in your tuna net, Shitty Black Widow. Eek! Eek!