The newly-single Scarlett Johansson was invited to Jeremy Renner‘s 40th birthday party over the weekend (Wait. 40?) where she reportedly spent most of her time with Kevin Connolly effectively proving there’s been tear in the very fabric of our universe and soon ducks will bark like dogs. Us Magazine reports:
Johansson’s pal for the night? Kevin Connolly, an insider tells UsMagazine.com.”They were together all night and talked,” the source says.
Was it romantic? “They weren’t kissing, just drinking together.”
According to the onlooker, Johansson chatted up Connolly, DiCaprio plus a “bunch of agents. They were standing there listening to her.”
Oh, phew, she was just trying to talk to Leonardo DiCaprio. For a second there I thought someone was having sex with Kevin Connolly. Ha! Could you imagine? Elf penis all flying around. It’d be like babysitting a toddler who keeps taking his pants off except you’re allowed to use mace. Although, now that I put it that way, I can kind of see the appeal. Well played, Kevin Connolly. Well played…
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Who is Kevin Connolly?
the leprachaun looking guy from entourage.
she’s getting chunky.
sit upsssssssss
Good, I hate anorexia. She’s naturally curvy anyway. Keep it that way like she was in Lost in Translation.
The Troll and The Hole.
Leave the Gun, take the Connolly … errrrr … Durrrrrrrrrrpp … Canoli.
Would’ve been perfect if Ryan Reynolds’ nickname had been The Gun.
Her boobs aren’t even very big. I don’t understand what the big huff over her is. She’s rather plain looking to me.
You’ve obviously never seen Ghost World.
Steve Buscemi ownd that movie
The boobs are the claim to fame. The rest is forgettable – and the hair is wretched.
Yeah, just dreadful. Really. I’d totally kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Like totes, for real.
I thought her quote “Yeah, cum!’ was here claim to fame.
http://theblemish.com/2006/11/scarlett-johansson-is-kinky/
Plain? Oh yeah. A complete dog. WE SHOULD ALL LOOK SO PLAIN. WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? ONE OF THE MAGOO FAMILY?
So ScarJo is into a little midget porn now? When will the madness stop?
*coughs* Rebound *coughs* …. And that is not a flattering picture of her. She can be quite beautiful when she dresses for her body type , and I dunno, brushes her hair …. She’s bullshit that Ryan is with Sandra so she’s gonna go slumming …. it’s sad really
Pig nose.
But loogadatazzz!!!
she looks god damn delicious to me. better with longer hair though – besides that, I see nothing about this pic that would prevent me from looking at it as I drain my balls into a tissue.
Thighs that could choke a bear..
Donning my bear suit and covering myself in honey as we speak…
Seriously though, that Connolly kid must have some amazing rap.
Not really if he didn’t seal the deal.
He was probably trying the “nice guy” approach, which doesnt work with a newly single women. They want the prick that’s going to demand doggy-style and treat them like they’re nothing special.
Hey, it’s the truth.
she looks like a chipmunk.
and she has a cortisol belly now. she isn’t handling the stress well.
jeremy renner is that old??? damn i thought he was early 30s,LOL…old guy.
I LOVE WHITE WOMEN!!!!!
Me too!
I’d tap that round derriere of hers all night lawng!
I bet she tastes like a peach.
i bet she smells like a musty attic.
I sure would like to find out.
Free boobies to anyone who can direct me to the store which sells her top.
I cant stomach this story. I just cant…
Keving Connolly’s man chowder should be shipped out to feed starving Ethiopians….apparently that shit will put some meat on your bones.
I’m sure there is a,”He’s Just Not That Into You” joke somewhere in all this….
That would be something, if she lose the gut and keep the thighs.
Like Nikki Cox ,Scarlet will loose her beauty real quick as Kevin will suck it out of her.
Her grill is completely jacked!!! Are we not looking at the same person?? I honestly don’t see how anyone finds this girl attractive, at all! She has a pig nose, a mouth like a dolphin, and her whole face is just..wrong. Never mind the fact that she looks like she’s storing a midget in her ass now.
You said it……..that girl is a P I G ……she has let her self go.
I mean that is her job to stay hot and she should be fired !!!!
wow, all washed up in her 20′s !!! ha ha ha ha
No more film roles for her.
I used to thing she was cute, like 10 years ago, but now she looks like the before Kate of Kate + 8, not the cuter after John, Kate. Stupid, stupid hair-do, she’s so fat now, and her legs are just plain, plain, dull and fat. What happened to her? Did someone hit her with a ugly stick.
If she came up to me in a restaurant, I would think that someone is trying to play a joke on me, by having a tranny come up to me.
Have you read Baba Booey’s book ?
i just don’t get this…she looks like she has been doing too much swallowing…what am i missing??…my balls have a formidable scent to them today…mila kunis is the way to go….
Old pictures.
Bad hair.
There’s a lot of meat on that hoof…
i love this girl. she looks great, glad she is putting on some weight. hope she shows her beautiful tits in some movie this year. you are the best scarlett (beautiful, intelligent, classy). Marry a rich tech nerd, scarlett !!
oh my GHOD…the butt…it’s… it’s indescribably beautiful! It’s like the Fourth of July!
we must do the bidding Scarlett’s amazing curvy rear end…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT34MRxO38I
welcome back, “back”…
celebrities just LOOOOOOOOOOVE dumb personalities.
LMAO at all the people saying she looks chunky and ugly. I wonder what you lot look like. Hahahaha. You’ll never be as famous, talented or rich as her, get over it. Hopefully posting insults helps your ego, yeah.
While your underlying point (which I agree with) is that others have no room to talk, its a pretty rididulous statement that you just made imo to basically suggest jealousy. Maybe some people just are rude but that doesn’t mean that they want what she has. Not everyone that has certain opinions, even negative or idiotic ones, has any desire to have acting talent, be well known or even have an overabundance of money and prefer to be comfortable and have other talents.
when did she gain weight
I thought at first that Ryan Reynolds was crazy for getting divorced from Scarlett then I saw who he went out with and I was like wow!! Be hard to pick between the 2 of them!
What’s so surprising about her knowing Kevin Connolly? They played lovers in “He’s Just Not That Into You”, so obviously they’ve met before.
See:
http://www.freeuploadimages.org/images/kxlghjzr8boh3e4k0fa.jpg
http://www.freeuploadimages.org/images/kqda9ox8olgztkvozjzf.jpg
She is looking kind of heavy in the butt….Black is not her color….
It he that goofy dude from entourage ? She def must be on the rebound.
Looks like that corset is having some problems holding in her gut!
Scarlett Johansson is really beautifull. My favorite hollywood star
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They worked together a lot on “He’s Just Not That Into You” so it’s probably nothing. Not that it matters, she’s so overrated.
I would masturbate while she showers on the other side of a frosted glass shower door for her. Just to be near her.