Scarlett Johannson Did The Weather For Al Roker

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2012

Because this is the Internet, I’m almost positive there’s a freakishly large demographic of men who have weather girl-related fantasies, so here’s Scarlett Johansson doing the weather on The Today Show this morning which unfortunately doesn’t end with her blowing Florida and yelling, “Category 5 all over my face!” so I don’t know why I even brought that fantasy stuff up. That said, it does involve a black guy standing around on the job, so there you go, all the states trying to secede from the union. Don’t say these posts are only for blue state arugula-munchers with our fancy Starbucks degrees.

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