Because this is the Internet, I’m almost positive there’s a freakishly large demographic of men who have weather girl-related fantasies, so here’s Scarlett Johansson doing the weather on The Today Show this morning which unfortunately doesn’t end with her blowing Florida and yelling, “Category 5 all over my face!” so I don’t know why I even brought that fantasy stuff up. That said, it does involve a black guy standing around on the job, so there you go, all the states trying to secede from the union. Don’t say these posts are only for blue state arugula-munchers with our fancy Starbucks degrees.
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Used to like her, but lately I haven’t. Can’t quite pinpoint what it is… possibly the fact that she is obsessed with herself. Nevertheless, Fish’s comments made me laugh.
Ditto. I’d still give her 3-4 inches of snow though.
Every time I see her in the Iron Man/Avengers movies I have to laugh. She looks like a cow in a tracksuit. They should recast that role.
I’d say pig in a tracksuit myself, but that’s just me.
That works too. :-)
I was afraid to say that for fear people would call me a hater, but yeah, she looked thick. Not terrible, but I wouldn’t wear that if I was her. I am bigger than her, yes, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing.
is ‘Did the Weather’ the new code word for blow job?
Please, teach her where northeast is… *sigh
Weather for Al Roker? She polished knobs for Sean Penn.
That’s the most likable I’ve seen her in a long time. She usually comes across as very wooden.
I’ve said for years that it’s idiotic for tv weather people to try and convince anyone that we need trained meteorologists to stand in front of a blue screen and read the forecast off a teleprompter, when in reality, any smoking hot chick with nice tits could do the job and make us all alot happier to be watching the weather. Is there nothing a hot young chick with great tits can’t do?
Math
Sleep on her stomach.
Escape from my basement.
The two weather girls on my local station are ridiculously hot. They are half the reason I watch the news everyday.
With Roker standing behind her I wonder if she felt a warm front.
Kind of a letdown…Like pretty much everyone, I was hoping that she’d do a headstand so that Florida was giving her piledriver anal.
I have a major girl crush on ScarJo.
I love your user name.
The best celebrity weathercaster I ever saw was when Ray J predicted Golden Showers in the Kardashian Valley. Nailed it.
I lol’d at how Matt Lauer says at 0:46 “…Scarlett Johannson fulfilling a life-thong dream..” nice.
Her best performance ever.
I kept hearing Roker yell “Boom goes the dynamite” in the background during her broadcast.
I stopped fapping to her ever since she spread for Sean Penn. Now I fap to Blac Chyna thanks to The Superficial.
Never thought a weather report could be so sexy.