Scarlett Johannson Did The Weather For Al Roker

November 27th, 2012 // 25 Comments
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Because this is the Internet, I’m almost positive there’s a freakishly large demographic of men who have weather girl-related fantasies, so here’s Scarlett Johansson doing the weather on The Today Show this morning which unfortunately doesn’t end with her blowing Florida and yelling, “Category 5 all over my face!” so I don’t know why I even brought that fantasy stuff up. That said, it does involve a black guy standing around on the job, so there you go, all the states trying to secede from the union. Don’t say these posts are only for blue state arugula-munchers with our fancy Starbucks degrees.

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  1. Used to like her, but lately I haven’t. Can’t quite pinpoint what it is… possibly the fact that she is obsessed with herself. Nevertheless, Fish’s comments made me laugh.

  2. Baron Otto Wilhelm

    is ‘Did the Weather’ the new code word for blow job?

  3. JB

    Please, teach her where northeast is… *sigh

  4. Weather for Al Roker? She polished knobs for Sean Penn.

  5. That’s the most likable I’ve seen her in a long time. She usually comes across as very wooden.

  6. Schmidtler

    I’ve said for years that it’s idiotic for tv weather people to try and convince anyone that we need trained meteorologists to stand in front of a blue screen and read the forecast off a teleprompter, when in reality, any smoking hot chick with nice tits could do the job and make us all alot happier to be watching the weather. Is there nothing a hot young chick with great tits can’t do?

  7. Gary Grant

    With Roker standing behind her I wonder if she felt a warm front.

  8. One-hander

    Kind of a letdown…Like pretty much everyone, I was hoping that she’d do a headstand so that Florida was giving her piledriver anal.

  9. I have a major girl crush on ScarJo.

  10. The best celebrity weathercaster I ever saw was when Ray J predicted Golden Showers in the Kardashian Valley. Nailed it.

  11. I lol’d at how Matt Lauer says at 0:46 “…Scarlett Johannson fulfilling a life-thong dream..” nice.

  12. tlmck

    Her best performance ever.

  13. The Royal Penis

    I kept hearing Roker yell “Boom goes the dynamite” in the background during her broadcast.

  14. Grand Dragon

    I stopped fapping to her ever since she spread for Sean Penn. Now I fap to Blac Chyna thanks to The Superficial.

  15. Jack

    Never thought a weather report could be so sexy.

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