Sarah Palin ‘Forced’ Bristol To Do DWTS

December 1st, 2010 // 123 Comments

Keeping in mind the source of this information is second-hand hearsay via Margaret Cho’s blog, which is probably still more reliable than the Britney Spears recording going around, Bristol Palin was apparently forced to do Dancing With The Stars to make up for costing Sarah Palin the 2008 election by getting pregnant:

I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).
Although I don’t agree with the family’s politics at all, I really like Bristol as a person. She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. …. But keep in mind there are other forces at work here and it’s not just for the love of dance.

Again, I don’t really put a lot of stock in this story considering I actually subjected myself to Sarah Palin’s book “Going Rogue” where she essentially blamed every single person in the McCain campaign but herself for blowing the election. However, should it end up being true, she needs to be put against a wall and shot for making these photos happen. And, trust me, I’d say the same thing about Obama because I stand before you today as a man, no, an American, who denounces terrorism in all of its forms. 9/11!

Photos: Getty

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    Sarah is such a GILF….mmmmmm

  2. As Rough as it gets

    Giving the opportunity, id still spray that chubby like graffiti on the Brooklyn bridge. Go ahead, you may have a low opinion of me now.

    • Cock Dr

      Aw, that’s so cute. Chubby girls need love too….and if this story is correct Bristol is catching hell at home from the super-bitch and could probably use some TLC.

  3. …maybe she did it to make her lose weight…

  4. Facebook me

    Why is Bristol the only one that could not shape-up and slim down while doing this show. She is fat, her Mom is a big bullshit and both of them will NEVER get another man in their lives.

    • Samualson

      Ok, this comment is very idiotic, but… what do you expect from most of the readers on here. In other news, the Palin chicks are HOTT!

      • Gravy

        Learn to spell your handle, Samu’a'lson. You have all the wit of a ringworm, and decidedly less reasoning ability.

        Homeslice is very fat for her age and the typical TEN HOURS OF DAILY EXERCISE that DWTS contestants endure for that stupid mirrorball trophy. But let me not get in the way of your dreams. Perhaps you and Bristol and Willow and any yet to be born, idiotically named offspring can take that trip to Laramie one day. Godspeed.

  5. spoonicorn

    Whatever, Fish…I’d take her over Katy Hairy in a NY minute!

  6. spoonicorn

    Oh, and this is yet another non-story posted by the Fish in an attempt to get back at his preacher daddy. Kinda like when a kid misbehaves for the attention.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hoo that’s a bad shot. She is appears quite the fatty here.
    Looks like Bristol has another bun in the oven……or she decided that daily dance rehearsals meant she could carb up as never before.

  8. RoboZombie

    That’s not a very christian pose is it??/ Shouldn’t she be at home taking care of the bastard son she had out of wedlock? You know, the one that was a result of unprotected, pre-marital sex? Yeah, that bastard.

    • NO NO NO

      You poor dumb Liberals (read: children of Satan) don’t get it do you? Rich successful genetically enhanced Republicans don’t have to stay home and take care of their children. WE pay low wages to poor dumb Liberals scum, such as yourself!

      • RoboZombie

        Satan never calls me on my birthday : (

      • gyromancer

        You poor idiot tool, the joke’s on you. Think of the people you were fucking when you were in high school and then say “genetically enhanced offspring” with a straight face. If you think the combined DNA of Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin will ever get anywhere near acheiving anything other than beer swilling, ass-scratching mediocrity, I have swamp land in Florida you need to check out. We liberals use birth control, so we don’t have to pay anyone to take care of the mistakes you Republicans don’t seem too concerned with. Too bad your mom wasn’t smart enough to figure that one out – so just keep telling yourself you’re enjoying genetically enhanced intelligence.

      • I think NO NO NO meant his comment with a TOUCH of Sarcasm … Liberal Democrats are a bit too touchy sometimes.

      • 3BE3DA

        Good one! :)

  9. RoboZombie

    P.S. She’s fat and ugly

    • spoonicorn

      A Christian pose? Huh? And what’s up with the crack about her having to stay home cuz she has a kid??? I thought you libs were all about equality in the workplace, but you’re criticizing her for landing a cherry gig on a network show!?
      You libs are all over the map.

      • RoboZombie

        Spoonicorn? What a lame ass name. Stupid christian taliban, shut the hell up. You dont know me..don’t try to pigeon-hole me in your rush Limbaugh induced fantasy, I’ll knock you out…you and these christian taliban freaks who will do anything for money. They’re called whores! She did this show because she and her mom are whores! And you probably are too.
        And your mom.

      • spoonicorn

        Look up spoonicorn on urban dictionary, dumbass.

        And thanks for the archetypal example of a nonsensical knee-jerk lib-tard reaction. “Christian taliban?” What on EARTH are you even talking about???
        Last I heard, it’s Muslim extremists who want all those who don’t practice their brand of religion DEAD. When Christians say “Praise God,” there are some who scoff, and some who nod in agreement. When a Muslim says “Allahu Akbar,” everybody ducks

      • Gravy

        ‘Libs.’ The four-lettered battle cry of the congenitally insane.

        No worries, Spooni. No one here is surprised that Bristol can ape a pose pioneered by Mary Carey and her eight favorite dicks while smiling dimly for the cameras and showing her left hamhock to its best advantage.

  10. Turd Ferguson

    Sounds like a ridiculous story.
    If it were true how would anyone outside Bristol and her mom know it?

  11. I believe what Sarah Palin said was, “Why don’t you find something better to do than to keep getting knocked up? Now go help your sister with your brother.”

  12. krutboo

    boring Fish! Your political tinged rants are boring!!! Focus on tits and real celebrities that act retarded and stop making us suffer because the Democrats got rocked on November 2nd!!!

  13. Why do you podunk morons keep going on about the editor’s parents? Someone want to clue me in on this?

    Oh and by Madison Avenue standards that heffer is fat. Time for salad, fatcakes.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      The parents of the editor (aka Fish) are/were some kind of red-state-mentality-talking-in-tongues types, and some folks assume that any negativity he displays toward right wingers (aka Republicans, Tea Partiers, Glenn Beck fans, Sarah Palin fans, etc.) is tied up with negative feelings toward his parents.

    • spoonicorn

      “Podunk morons,” huh? Well, I’ll answer in spite of your gracious invitation. It’s because he admitted his dad is a preacher. And obviously, all this stems from his/her hatred of daddy. It’s purely emotional.

  14. Nice she looks pregnant again in pic 7

  15. Peanutty

    Oompa Palin looking fit and trim here! Why she not win? Buntcha rancid libz!

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    Jimmy Jimereeno
    Commented on this photo:

    OH YEAH! It’s the Kool-Aid man!

  17. Jimmy Jimereeno

    OH YEAH! The Kool-Aid man!

  18. Lady Blah Blah

    She isn’t responsible for who her mother is, but she is responsible for the size of her thighs.

  19. Mr. T

    what a bitch! Not the Palins…..the person who owns this blog and keeps putting up something shitty BITCHY 2nd and 3rd person hearsay about the Palins. I could really care less about them but your starting to make me want to take up for them…your like some girl in high school who doesn’t like some other girl so you and your little bitch friends just start making up shit……get over it cunt.

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    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    publicist = fired. gotta tell porky to KEEP THE GUT SUCKED IN the entire time until you’re out of the camera shots.

  21. superman

    that picture looked kinda cute, i admit her face and her lips looked kinda cute
    that is

    until i scroll down and saw those disgusting legs, WTF really REALLY WTF?
    ewwwww cellulite much?

    plus i totally lost it by picture 5, she looks like the hamburgler,
    most disgusting and horrible person, Inside and out

  22. The Hater

    The problem with fat chicks is that they’re fat.

  23. hmna

    Let me reassure Sarah that my vote against her ticket had everything to do with her and nothing to do with her daughter.

  24. ZigZagZoey

    ALL you fucks that are on here talking about “she’s fat” would do her in a minute. I’m fat myself and love to suck cock, so does that make me inferior?

    • molly

      uh yeah. just because you love to fuck doesn’t mean dudes want your cottage cheese thighs anywhere near their dick

    • RoboZombie

      Makes you a fat cocksucker if I’m not mistaken.

    • Peanutty

      Yep. You have to get on yer knees fatsie! That is all you get, chubs.

    • Zoey are u anywhere near dc lol

    • The Hater

      “I’m fat myself and love to suck cock, so does that make me inferior?”

      Asked and answered.

    • dirtbag

      zigzag, u such a fatass. yes that makes u inferior becuz ur fucking fat, fatty fatcakes. u love to suck cock and the only way the dude will let u suck it is when he gets to put his dick thru the cock hole in the wall while u get on ur fat knees on the other side to suck. U fucking fatty fat cunt whore.

  25. thomas666

    Yeah, Bristol is the reason that Sarah lost the 2008 election. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she’s a fucking imbecile. If this were true (and I highly doubt it is) she really is a stupid cunt.

    • krutboo

      she is an “imbecile”? Compared to you who posts shit on the internet and refers to people as cunts? Sure, that makes sense.

  26. molly

    cellulite.. nice.
    i doubt sarah palin made her do it. i think sarah palin’s a vapid cunt but she doesn’t seem like a shitty person/mother.

    ps everyone screaming “libtard”.. you can hate sarah palin and not be lib. just sayin’

  27. GrimlyFiendish

    And only an absolute moron believes that the world is really divided up in black and white between “libs” and “conservatives” (and I quote that word, because most fools who identify themselves as such have no fucking clue what real conservatism actually is).

    Fast fact jackass, the world is actually full of shades of gray. Almost no one falls on either side of the grand football field the media has created out of American politics.

    • molly

      THIS.
      anybody who thinks you can divide people into “liberal” and “conservative” is an idiot. it’s like sayin “there’s people 100% against abortion, and 100% for abortion. no inbetween.”

  28. Just A Horny Dude

    If she’d lose a little weight, she’d definitely be eff-able. But can you imagine what it would feel like to lie on top of her? You’d struggle to keep your balance. Poor Mark Ballas, he actually looked a tad smitten with her. Yikes.

  29. I’d still do Sarah and Bristol at the same time.

    .

  30. Donkeypunch

    Fat or not, she’s not really a very attractive person. She has a weak chin and bloated jowls.

  31. josh

    This fatty has no dignity.

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    josh
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewww !!!! :-(

  33. cmyk

    Fish, i used to think you were trying to stoke up page views with all of this Palin shit. Now I know that you’re just in love.

  34. dirtbag

    Damn, shes fat. look at that cellulite on those thunder thighs. Shes fucking super fat as hell!

  35. sobrietyisacrutch

    Margaret Cho is that comedienne who was in that awful sitcom “All-American Girl” years ago and shows up at all those Comedy Central roasts.
    Oh yeah. THERE’S a reliable source.
    Although, she too is fat and loves to suck cock.
    Hmmmmm….

    • I thought Ms Cho was a lesbian. This is surprising news to me.

    • Gravy

      Cho has done one roast, for Drew Carey, many years ago. I think you’re confusing her with Lisa Lampanelli, you giant goddamned moron. That suggests that you don’t see race, much like Stephen Colbert, so good on you for that. Bad on you for your specious reasoning – at least I’m being sweet by calling whatever the fuck goes on in your head ‘reasoning,’ where being a member of the Friar’s Club and having a sitcom make you an unreliable source.

      You dumb fucking goon.

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    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    Bristol – “Whew, where did I put my bag of McRib’s at again?”

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    Girr
    Commented on this photo:

    holy frick she looks retarded in the face with that expression

  38. Bristol Palin DWTS
    johng
    Commented on this photo:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. gigi

    wow, scary chemistry there, boy…. my god she looks vacant

  40. cc

    She’s a flabby slut.

  41. charles

    it is my opinion that sarah palin is a hooker

  42. See Alice

    What BS . Low standards reaching even lower ! Cant wait for the Palins are really aliens stories . Screw the super market check out tabloids

  43. Ew

    Why was she even on Dancing with the Stars? She is not a star, just a stupid fat hick teen mom. Go away, and same goes for your inbred baby daddy.

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    Mashara
    Commented on this photo:

    She force her to DWTS while pregnant?? That fame whore!

  45. Pangulin

    Actually, Bristol seems to be the most likeable member of the family….which is somewhat like saying that fish is the nicest piranha in the school.

  46. marconi babaladore

    look… a dancing pig.

  47. American

    BIG FACE! EWWWWW!!!

  48. pixie

    Only one who’s gone on dwts and not lost a pound. Looks like creamed corn stuffed into a garbage bag.

  49. TheDuuuuuude

    Damn… Her fat ass thigh is thicker than her dance partner…. Poor fucker…

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    cumquat
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like her mouth is about to give birth to an illegitimate set of teeth.

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