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Damn, Tiesto is one lucky dude!
Is she Hayden Panettiere-sized, or is this guy’s head the size of a ripe watermelon?
… and so does all her plastic surgery.
Dear Cousin Wilson,
Don’t you wish you were me right now? How are things with Tom Hanks? Ha!
Encore Beach Club
WHY DID SHE GET IMPLANTS?! she had the most PERFECT breasts before. i mean like seriously
http://www.pinkems.com/images/uploads/ltbp/sara_jean_underwood_hot_playboy_playmate/sarajeanunderwood.jpg
why would she do it??????
She went up one cup size. Not a big deal.
lol, men don’t know anything about breast sizes. that’s more like 2 and they don’t look nearly as good now
She’s better than the usual scrubbers you post!
Not looking as good as she used to… also getting a serious case of catface.
I see big things in her future.
Secretary of State, U.N. panel…..the sky is the limit!
Raise your hand if you’ve ever married someone just for their money!
I would pour milk and Lucky Charms into her ass and eat it with a spoon.
That is just sick. although Lucky Charms contains respectable levels of Riboflavin, B6, and Thiamin, most of the calories come from sugar and Glycemic carbohydrates. Where do these people come from?
I wouldn’t need a spoon. I would drag my dick through 20 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie though.
I will cut off my penis and mail it to Charlie Sheen if I can fart on her grandmother.
What does her grandmother look like? Does she also have fake boobs?
That one chick waaaaay in the back in the bikini might be hot
1. Fake boobs
2. Bratty attitude that she’s “proud” of
3. Blondes that look like this always have bad hygiene since they depend on there looks and date dumb guys who never complain.
4. Average face that’s found in several girls in every city in the U.S.
Over rated. If you’re lucky enough to date a girl like this and I’ve dated hotter then after a few months you will want to have a conversation and all you’ll hear is airhead talk. Trust me fellas, it’s not the end all, be all to be with a girl like this.
sounds like your only complaint was dull conversation after a few months of the chick hanging around. wtf would you keep her around that long for anyway? you’re too dense to have known better than to keep a dimwitted hot piece of ass around past its shelf life, yet you feel like you should be dispensing advice on women here?
Umm, you totally agree with all the points I made yet you are arguing with me and saying my advice is off when you, again, AGREE WITH IT. :) Are you born a moron or did you grow into it. lol
Sounds to me like some pretty chick broke your heart in the past and you just can’t accept that you’re a idiot for falling for her. lol Now you’re with some chick that you regret being with and you cheat on her day in and day out.
Or your some desperate chick who doesn’t have the guts to date a real man like me… :)
*Vomiting*
Must be fulfilling, bashing attractive women who don’t even know you’re alive.
I worked with Sara last year at an Autism Speaks event, and the girl is the real deal. There is a world of difference between “bratty” and “aww shucks.” That fame whore Olivia Munn is “bratty,” Sara is very much “Aww Shucks.” That’s not to say she’s stupid either, or simple minded. She has a very quick wit, uses large words correctly and casually, unlike the damn Kardashians or their ilk who are simply trying to impress the idiots around them. She’s one of the most genuine people in Hollywood, like a blonde Tom Hanks, if Hanks had a C cup and freckles.
Not saying I saw into the woman’s soul over the week we worked together, but I saw enough to get a good idea what sort of person she is, and it’s not the way you’ve painted her. Sorry you don’t like her, but that’s your damage, not hers. Might want to look into that, assuming you give a damn about social interactions or your own long term happiness.
A reasonable assessment I suppose, but why should anyone take your word for it? You could be making everything up to defend her honor because you have some fanboy crush on her.
You mention Olivia Munn. She IS Olivia Munn. She’s following right along in her footsteps. Trying to act like she knows “nerdy” things to hook fanboys (Attack of the Show!). Dressing up in cosplay outfits and attempting to be famous because of it. LOOK AT ME Twitter posts, etc. She’s trying to parlay her lack of any decernible talent into notoriety and a career.
I mean she dropped out of college to do Playboy and go the whole “hostess/model” route. Nice priorities. Worked at Hooters? Check. Plastic surgery? Check. Hooking up with douche bag celebs (Seacrest for one)? Check. Reality TV? Check. All that is fact and doesn’t take into account the numerous rumors associated with being a Playmate of the Year (sleeping with Hefner, escorting, etc.). She’s about as “genuine” as her chest.
dat azz…
Used to look a lot better.
What, when she was a toddler? The hell is wrong with you, duck?
it’s dj andre the giant.
How short is she? She’s standing on tip toes here
yikes…her boobs look weird. i don’t condone plastic surgery, but usually if you don’t go overboard it can look ok…not so much here…
Fake tits, butter face, borrrrring!
indeed…yet another slag garnering attn from paps for no apparent reason…and yet more proof the industry is run by gay dudes
Playmate of the year. Yeah, total slag. Can’t understand why anyone would be taking her photo.
i got underwood.
Perfection.
Raise your hands if you’ve ever gotten an STD!
(chorus) “Yaaaayyyyyy!!!”
Wow, she looks a lot better without the Oompa Loompa Orange skin in the Playboy pics. She actually looks non-toxic.
Why would anyone cut the feet out of this pictures? I don’t understand this trend.
Hey Quentin, it’s because she has ugly toes.
Who decides to cut the feet out of the pictures?
She’s cute as hell.
Obvious she’s had some work done but it understated and extreme like other Playmates/Celebrities.
Very average face , cute but with zoom i see somewhat of a Kate Gosselin looking future.
Unless you think she’ll have 8 kids, that doesn’t make a lot of sense.
She has a face?
What is WRONG with you people? Plastic surgery, implants, “average” face, not looking as good as she used to… bad hygiene?! Bad atitude?! Who gives a FUCK! What a bunch of f—— you all are. Chances are all you negative commenters fantasize about Justin Bieber’s 4 inch cock in your mouths, but if not, if you were ever given the chance, tell me you wouldn’t absolutely OBLITERATE Sara’s perfect ass. Jesus CHRIST.
Is there a limit on the number of times you can actually spell out the word fuck or something?
I always wondered who she fucked to get PMOY n ’07. Hefner, obviously. But there HAD to be someone (or someTHING) else…
Is that her claim to fame? Playmate of the Year? Geez…all this time, I thought she was Carrie’s little sister, following in her footsteps. Seriously, that’s what I thought.
As for Frank’s rant, I see that no one’s enforcing McFeely’s Law anymore.
DAT ASS
DAT ASS
either the guy is a fucking giant, or she’s just a pocket size piece of ass!!
DJ Tiesto is over 6′ and SJU is around 5’2″ or 5’3″
Dat ass
Can a penis wear an expression of joy?
fap fap fap
His head is freakish.
Who’s the sexy babe next to Tiesto ?
I’d like to use Hayden Panettiere as a condom and bang this chick dizzy. I’d properly dispose of the used Panettiere once we were through with it, of course.
gimme one night…. and then the police will never find her body
I’d lick her butthole and penetrate it with my tongue if she’d agree to fart directly into my left nostril afterward.
That pooper is spectacubung
She’s gonna be all face greasey now.
I want to titty fuck her ass cheeks
Ridiculous ass. Absolutely perfect
Where can I get that bikini… with her in it!
The girl sitting on the edge of the pool on the left side is MUCH hotter!
I’d give anything to sniff and lick her tight butthole clean!
I’d love to bury my face in her sexy fartbox!
I hear ya, weirdo. I want her to fart on the tip of my tongue.
Something real funky going on with her boobs… maybe it’s the fact that they’re fake
If you enlarge this pic,the boob on the right is way bigger.