Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’ And Other News

April 23rd, 2012 // 70 Comments

- Guiliana Rancic is pregnant if pregnant means she’s paying someone else to carry the baby, but let’s all write she’s pregnant anyway, okay, colleagues? Okay. [HuffPost Entertainment]

- In case you need something a bit stronger than Sara Jean Underwood above. [theCHIVE]

- Julia Roberts reacts to the Brangelina engagement. [Lainey Gossip]

- The only other job I’d want besides this one and.. GEH! I just got so anti-laid my virginity grew back. [BuzzFeed]

- Tyra Banks fired everyone on America’s Next Top Model who isn’t Tyra Banks. [Dlisted]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Marloes Horst [Heavy]

- Heidi Klum looked like this when she was 19. [TooFab]

- 40 Guys Caught Staring at Cheerleaders [Bleacher Report]

- Salma Hayek‘s breasts are doing Burger King commercials now. [Popoholic]

- While Kate Upton‘s breasts continue to sell.. breasts? It’s really not important. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Paula Labaredas Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

- Someone mashed together David Lee Roth and Smash Mouth. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Mike Hunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, Tiesto is one lucky dude!

  2. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she Hayden Panettiere-sized, or is this guy’s head the size of a ripe watermelon?

  3. Jack Ketch

    … and so does all her plastic surgery.

  4. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Cousin Wilson,

    Don’t you wish you were me right now? How are things with Tom Hanks? Ha!

    Encore Beach Club

  5. kddkk

    WHY DID SHE GET IMPLANTS?! she had the most PERFECT breasts before. i mean like seriously

    http://www.pinkems.com/images/uploads/ltbp/sara_jean_underwood_hot_playboy_playmate/sarajeanunderwood.jpg

    why would she do it??????

  6. vekfan

    She’s better than the usual scrubbers you post!

  7. Donald Duck

    Not looking as good as she used to… also getting a serious case of catface.

  8. Deacon Jones

    I see big things in her future.

    Secretary of State, U.N. panel…..the sky is the limit!

  9. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Erik
    Commented on this photo:

    Raise your hand if you’ve ever married someone just for their money!

  10. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    This guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would pour milk and Lucky Charms into her ass and eat it with a spoon.

    • Hugh Evers

      That is just sick. although Lucky Charms contains respectable levels of Riboflavin, B6, and Thiamin, most of the calories come from sugar and Glycemic carbohydrates. Where do these people come from?

    • xAxRxCxAxDxIxAx

      I wouldn’t need a spoon. I would drag my dick through 20 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie though.

  11. Naughy Devil

    1. Fake boobs
    2. Bratty attitude that she’s “proud” of
    3. Blondes that look like this always have bad hygiene since they depend on there looks and date dumb guys who never complain.
    4. Average face that’s found in several girls in every city in the U.S.

    Over rated. If you’re lucky enough to date a girl like this and I’ve dated hotter then after a few months you will want to have a conversation and all you’ll hear is airhead talk. Trust me fellas, it’s not the end all, be all to be with a girl like this.

    • Schmidtler

      sounds like your only complaint was dull conversation after a few months of the chick hanging around. wtf would you keep her around that long for anyway? you’re too dense to have known better than to keep a dimwitted hot piece of ass around past its shelf life, yet you feel like you should be dispensing advice on women here?

      • Naughty Devil lol

        Umm, you totally agree with all the points I made yet you are arguing with me and saying my advice is off when you, again, AGREE WITH IT. :) Are you born a moron or did you grow into it. lol

        Sounds to me like some pretty chick broke your heart in the past and you just can’t accept that you’re a idiot for falling for her. lol Now you’re with some chick that you regret being with and you cheat on her day in and day out.

        Or your some desperate chick who doesn’t have the guts to date a real man like me… :)

      • CranAppleSnapple

        *Vomiting*

    • Must be fulfilling, bashing attractive women who don’t even know you’re alive.

      I worked with Sara last year at an Autism Speaks event, and the girl is the real deal. There is a world of difference between “bratty” and “aww shucks.” That fame whore Olivia Munn is “bratty,” Sara is very much “Aww Shucks.” That’s not to say she’s stupid either, or simple minded. She has a very quick wit, uses large words correctly and casually, unlike the damn Kardashians or their ilk who are simply trying to impress the idiots around them. She’s one of the most genuine people in Hollywood, like a blonde Tom Hanks, if Hanks had a C cup and freckles.

      Not saying I saw into the woman’s soul over the week we worked together, but I saw enough to get a good idea what sort of person she is, and it’s not the way you’ve painted her. Sorry you don’t like her, but that’s your damage, not hers. Might want to look into that, assuming you give a damn about social interactions or your own long term happiness.

      • ST94

        A reasonable assessment I suppose, but why should anyone take your word for it? You could be making everything up to defend her honor because you have some fanboy crush on her.

        You mention Olivia Munn. She IS Olivia Munn. She’s following right along in her footsteps. Trying to act like she knows “nerdy” things to hook fanboys (Attack of the Show!). Dressing up in cosplay outfits and attempting to be famous because of it. LOOK AT ME Twitter posts, etc. She’s trying to parlay her lack of any decernible talent into notoriety and a career.

        I mean she dropped out of college to do Playboy and go the whole “hostess/model” route. Nice priorities. Worked at Hooters? Check. Plastic surgery? Check. Hooking up with douche bag celebs (Seacrest for one)? Check. Reality TV? Check. All that is fact and doesn’t take into account the numerous rumors associated with being a Playmate of the Year (sleeping with Hefner, escorting, etc.). She’s about as “genuine” as her chest.

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    zOMG
    Commented on this photo:

    dat azz…

  13. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s dj andre the giant.

  14. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    How short is she? She’s standing on tip toes here

  15. yikes…her boobs look weird. i don’t condone plastic surgery, but usually if you don’t go overboard it can look ok…not so much here…

  16. kimmykimkim

    Fake tits, butter face, borrrrring!

  17. skunk

    i got underwood.

  18. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Erica
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfection.

  19. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Raise your hands if you’ve ever gotten an STD!

    (chorus) “Yaaaayyyyyy!!!”

  20. Rev

    Wow, she looks a lot better without the Oompa Loompa Orange skin in the Playboy pics. She actually looks non-toxic.

  21. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    SAsdlasdasd
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would anyone cut the feet out of this pictures? I don’t understand this trend.

  22. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    SAsdlasdasd
    Commented on this photo:

    Who decides to cut the feet out of the pictures?

  23. Anonymous

    She’s cute as hell.

    Obvious she’s had some work done but it understated and extreme like other Playmates/Celebrities.

  24. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Hmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Very average face , cute but with zoom i see somewhat of a Kate Gosselin looking future.

  25. Frank

    What is WRONG with you people? Plastic surgery, implants, “average” face, not looking as good as she used to… bad hygiene?! Bad atitude?! Who gives a FUCK! What a bunch of f—— you all are. Chances are all you negative commenters fantasize about Justin Bieber’s 4 inch cock in your mouths, but if not, if you were ever given the chance, tell me you wouldn’t absolutely OBLITERATE Sara’s perfect ass. Jesus CHRIST.

    • kimmykimkim

      Is there a limit on the number of times you can actually spell out the word fuck or something?

    • I always wondered who she fucked to get PMOY n ’07. Hefner, obviously. But there HAD to be someone (or someTHING) else…

      • Is that her claim to fame? Playmate of the Year? Geez…all this time, I thought she was Carrie’s little sister, following in her footsteps. Seriously, that’s what I thought.

        As for Frank’s rant, I see that no one’s enforcing McFeely’s Law anymore.

  26. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Funniest Commenter, except for this time
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS

  27. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Funniest Commenter, except for this time
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS

  28. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    either the guy is a fucking giant, or she’s just a pocket size piece of ass!!

  29. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    DJ_Darksid3
    Commented on this photo:

    DJ Tiesto is over 6′ and SJU is around 5’2″ or 5’3″

  30. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    DJ_Darksid3
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat ass

  31. cc

    Can a penis wear an expression of joy?

  32. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Macaco
    Commented on this photo:

    fap fap fap

  33. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    His head is freakish.

  34. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Arnold from Holland !
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the sexy babe next to Tiesto ?

  35. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Mr. Ronny Davis Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to use Hayden Panettiere as a condom and bang this chick dizzy. I’d properly dispose of the used Panettiere once we were through with it, of course.

  36. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    gimme one night…. and then the police will never find her body

  37. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Ralph
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d lick her butthole and penetrate it with my tongue if she’d agree to fart directly into my left nostril afterward.

  38. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    chmod
    Commented on this photo:

    That pooper is spectacubung

  39. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    chmod
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gonna be all face greasey now.

  40. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    chmod
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to titty fuck her ass cheeks

  41. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Nina
    Commented on this photo:

    Ridiculous ass. Absolutely perfect

  42. Visible Ink

    Where can I get that bikini… with her in it!

  43. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    The girl sitting on the edge of the pool on the left side is MUCH hotter!

  44. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Weirdo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d give anything to sniff and lick her tight butthole clean!

  45. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Weirdo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to bury my face in her sexy fartbox!

  46. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I hear ya, weirdo. I want her to fart on the tip of my tongue.

  47. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Something real funky going on with her boobs… maybe it’s the fact that they’re fake

  48. Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Encore Beach Club Vegas
    kfc
    Commented on this photo:

    If you enlarge this pic,the boob on the right is way bigger.

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