Holy Hell, Sara Jean Underwood, And Other News

- Katie Holmes’ friends are teaching her how to dress like a woman Tom Cruise didn’t suck the emotions out of with Cerebro. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Bieber is going butch now. [Dlisted]

- 75 pics of Girls with Future Lower Back Problems because journalism lives, my friends. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Biel is apparently a sexy Amish woman now. [TooFab]

- The Republican Party is starting to accept that they can’t win elections by opposing gay marriage. Evangelical base should take this well. [BuzzFeed]

- A dripping wet Natalie Portman for Dior, anyone? [Popoholic]

- A Keeping Up With The Kardashians producer testified that scenes were rescripted to make Kris Humphries look bad. [IDLYITW]

- Kellie Pickler will be bending over in a yoga pants a lot now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Who the hell is inviting Dina Lohan places? [Celebslam]

- Psst, Leo, I don’t think you banged this one yet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emma Watson will definitely not be in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Incredible Burt Wonderstone opened lower than Blades of Glory and Semi-Pro. Yeesh. [FilmDrunk]

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