Holy Hell, Sara Jean Underwood, And Other News

March 18th, 2013 // 21 Comments

- Katie Holmes‘ friends are teaching her how to dress like a woman Tom Cruise didn’t suck the emotions out of with Cerebro. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Bieber is going butch now. [Dlisted]

- 75 pics of Girls with Future Lower Back Problems because journalism lives, my friends. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Biel is apparently a sexy Amish woman now. [TooFab]

- The Republican Party is starting to accept that they can’t win elections by opposing gay marriage. Evangelical base should take this well. [BuzzFeed]

- A dripping wet Natalie Portman for Dior, anyone? [Popoholic]

- A Keeping Up With The Kardashians producer testified that scenes were rescripted to make Kris Humphries look bad. [IDLYITW]

- Kellie Pickler will be bending over in a yoga pants a lot now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Who the hell is inviting Dina Lohan places? [Celebslam]

- Psst, Leo, I don’t think you banged this one yet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emma Watson will definitely not be in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Incredible Burt Wonderstone opened lower than Blades of Glory and Semi-Pro. Yeesh. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    This, Jennifer Love Hewitt, this is how you wear a bandage dress.

  2. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    Would do. Actually, in a manner of speaking, I just did.

  3. SpareClownParts

    Thats along the lines of what we all thought the Olsens would turn out to look like.

  4. How….how exactly does she sit down without showing the world her cooch??

    • Visible Ink

      You’re looking at it wrong. The main function of the dress is not to cover up but to provide quick and easy access. No matter what the position.

  5. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Visible Ink
    Commented on this photo:

    For goodness sake girl! The porn industry is right there! It’s waiting for you with open arms…. and we with open pants.

  6. Cher X

    I usually hate on Playboy models but she’s actually pretty. The huge fake ta tas look ridiculous on her though.

  7. Hank E. Ring

    I don’t care what anyone says about her wrinkly cleavage, I still think she is smoking hot.

  8. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I find her very attractive. One of the better Playboy discoveries in a while.

  9. anonymous

    Looks like she’s had more work done (lips?)…

    She needs to quit while she ahead.

  10. Who is she and why isn’t she sitting on my face?

  11. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    Wtf is wrong with her nose?

  12. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s awesome.

  13. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks amazing. I bet her butthole is delicious.

  14. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Sbox
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow

  15. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    not cute.a-it doenst flater her figure and b-its just too revealing to be sexy..ive seen strippers wear more clothing

  16. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    NG
    Commented on this photo:

    Dafuq is she?

  17. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Sitin
    Commented on this photo:

    So who is this gal? Is she from the gorgeous Carrie Underwood family, or just wants to look like her?

  18. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Spandex Dress Gallery Nightclub Planet Hollywood Vegas
    riddick
    Commented on this photo:

    she had a red dress she s so sex scarlett lips i wanna kiss she s got first class long legs it s a sin but baby that s my thing

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