Because Jesse James banged this without a condom.
I’m not saying all women with tattoos who fuck married man have VD, but I’m also not saying “You just got Blind Sided!” hasn’t become the proper medical term for genital warts. Just so there’s no confusion.
Thanks to Willie Dixon in the comments.
UPDATE: Added a bunch more pics after the jump.
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bert | March 17, 2010 at 1:25 pm
She seems more suitable for Jesse anyway.
first | March 17, 2010 at 1:26 pm
first beyotches!
bert | March 17, 2010 at 1:27 pm
ha ha #2
Flora | Coffee and Controversy | March 17, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Wow, I don’t think I’ll snack on conversation hearts again.
Joe Foreklein | March 17, 2010 at 1:28 pm
This woman looks like garbage.
Ashley | March 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm
I love tattoos. But those are just fucking stupid.
Crabby Old Guy | March 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Oh goody! The circus is in town!!!
small business health insurance | March 17, 2010 at 1:31 pm
i completely agree with the post title
Tatoos are for losers | March 17, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Honestly. Fish is right. She looks like an advertisment for STDs. I wouldn’t do her for free. I’m fascinated that people/she thinks she looks GOOD like that…How embarrassing for Sandra B.
Aryn | March 17, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Ugh..this chick is NASTY. I have nothing against tattoos, but I think when women just completely cover themselves like this, just to convey an image, is just really trashy and sad. =/ Sandra Bullock is such a doll, always seems friendly and gracious, I feel very sorry for her. What a classless douche he is.
Anthony | March 17, 2010 at 1:36 pm
She is a porn star, no really look it up
Kangaroo | March 17, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Yuck.
SO RIGHT | March 17, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Well, she’s in shape, I’ll give her that. But yeah — get tested Sandy!
jack g | March 17, 2010 at 1:45 pm
i would definitely hit that once. with a condom.
Kangaroo | March 17, 2010 at 1:47 pm
She looks like the latter half of a “buy one, get one free” hooker sale.
Mark | March 17, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Face tattoos just SCREAM “classy!”
Employee | March 17, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Tattoo on the forehead: always a wise idea!
joho777 | March 17, 2010 at 1:48 pm
What is with these asshole guys? They pick up these low class whores and then never use a condom.
Why did he get married?
Sandra and Elin Woods ought to start a club, “Geld The Bastards,” apparently there will be plenty of ladies to will want to join.
I like Sandra Bullock, even though she is almost 50 and looks it. This really sucks to find out your husband has been screwing a cheap pig like this tattooed Michelle.
Alej | March 17, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I’m all for tattoo’s, shit I have a few myself, but she has a fucking tattoo on her forehead (last picture)! That’s just ridiculous.
Valerie | March 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Someday I’m going to fuck a hot guy covered in tattoos, and it’s going to be awesome.
Valerie | March 17, 2010 at 1:51 pm
with condoms!
uncle Rough | March 17, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Any words, how cinnabon doing throughout this ordeal?
whatever.. | March 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Oh yeah, face tattoos, always a good choice! I don’t mind a little ink on a chick, sometimes it can be pretty hot, but GOD DAMN know when to say when!
Then again she’s probably more of the type that Jesse James would like. Inked and slutty.
Tek | March 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I dig chicks with some ink on them, but a tattooed forhead and chin? Huh? And WTF… as far as her face goes, she looks very manly. So…
Jesse = EPIC FAIL.
Fati87 | March 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Ok, WHY? Why would anyone in their right mind want to do this to their body? Not only is it hideous and digusting, but imagine her when she is 70. God.. Stupidity prevails in this world once again.
jlylec | March 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
she must suck a mean dick cause she’s fucking gross and jesse james could do much better…what a loser.
bella | March 17, 2010 at 2:06 pm
WTF, Is he serious? Sandra bullock is beautiful, successful and even missed out on some award thing cause this whimp was weeping over his dog! How could he cheat on her with that hideous trashy chick? gross, some people have no standards! This guy was just sick to begin with.
PostmortemG | March 17, 2010 at 2:11 pm
“She looks like the latter half of a “buy one, get one free” hooker sale.”
You rock. =D
And ladies? *PLEASE* don´t tattoo yourselves. Ink-free girls who have great bodies are hot beyond belief, so get that bullshit ‘I want a tattoo’ idea out of your head right this instant.
On the other hand, I´d rather look at this bitch than any of the Kardashians. Apparently The Superficial writer has tired of that goofy fetish he had with Kim for a while. I´d rather gawk at tattooed freaks.
dnkypunch | March 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm
You know I usually buy into this type of thing, but unless the Jesse, Sandra relationship was pretty much done anyways I can’t see him tagging this pig. He has shown much better taste in women (at least from a looks point ot view) in the past
john f | March 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm
#14 You are a skank to want to hit that hideous looking plastic titted gross freak
you are better off doing an inflatable doll
yikes
that is just nasty
and I am a guy!
Rossi | March 17, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Nothing says “I’ve gone as far as I’d care to in society” like a face tattoo.
misterfister | March 17, 2010 at 2:20 pm
She looks like Marilyn Manson’s ugly sister. Why would you bang this beagle when you have Sandra Bullock? What an asshole.
jim eh | March 17, 2010 at 2:22 pm
wow , what a pig, but then again i shouldn’t be so surprised, if Jesse’s attracted to it, although I do feel pity for Sandra.
Rob | March 17, 2010 at 2:23 pm
That picture scares me.
On the other hand, since Sandra Bullock will be single soon, anyone have her phone number? :)
Darth | March 17, 2010 at 2:27 pm
She’d look like Sandra Bullock’s ghetto variant.But i guess it’s still cheating?
Mount Blanc | March 17, 2010 at 2:28 pm
That goofy bitch has more issues than National Geographic.
spaceQQQ | March 17, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Another idiot with a hot wife cheats on her with a fugly whore. Seems to be the trend these days.
Sport | March 17, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Damn Jesse really goes for the skanks? Ex wife and this one, damn dude.
Lola | March 17, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I hope he checked her for a dick first.
Man hands, manly jawline, badly done makeup, shaved off drawn in eyebrows, overly fake tits and gigantor man thighs.
I’m pretty sure the ugly randomly placed tats are so you don’t notice this.
pk | March 17, 2010 at 2:55 pm
WOW! #1 I’d say jesse and her probably have more in common in life, but come on jesse, be a man – wait until you’re officially divorced before you start actiing this way. use to love ya man – your current choices in life have totally changed my mind……..that’s just being a stupid idiot and not thinking with the right head. Can’t you show any restraint? Grow up, dear Jesse – you’re getting older.. your wife desrved better than that. The shame is on you, the stupidity is on the girl.
Nameless | March 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm
She’s tattoo’ed everything but her boobs? LOL
testington | March 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm
What a fool Sandy is loaded and if you cheat you aren’t getting anything in the divoce! Goodbye private jets and hello economy class
Oh Well | March 17, 2010 at 3:03 pm
It doesn’t matter how good she looks, how much she makes, or what honors she earns that won’t change the basic nature of another person. Sandra Bullock wanted the cliche bad boy alpha male and she got one! With that said, none of us really know what really has occurred between Sandra and Jesse.
Harold^Sick | March 17, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Surprised that “Skank” isn’t tattooed on her forehead yet.
uncle Rough | March 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I heard he got in her pants by offering part as a wall, in Sandra’s next movie: Electric Boogaloo Part 2 eff Mayor Koch…Also coming from Intouch.
pk | March 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm
WOW! #1 I’d say jesse and her probably have more in common in life, but come on jesse, be a man – wait until you’re officially divorced before you start actiing this way. use to love ya man – your current choices in life have totally changed my mind……..that’s just being a stupid idiot and not thinking with the right head. Can’t you show any restraint? Grow up, dear Jesse – you’re getting older.. your wife desrved better than that. The shame is on you, the stupidity is on the girl.
BIG | March 17, 2010 at 3:18 pm
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Sapa | March 17, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I’d put a baby up in that shit!
frankw | March 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
She looks like Marilyn Manson. Pic 8. Unbelievably gross.
George | March 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
hey look! It’s Kat Von wanna B