Sandra Bullock should probably get tested

March 17th, 2010 // 274 Comments

Because Jesse James banged this without a condom.

I’m not saying all women with tattoos who fuck married man have VD, but I’m also not saying “You just got Blind Sided!” hasn’t become the proper medical term for genital warts. Just so there’s no confusion.

Thanks to Willie Dixon in the comments.

UPDATE: Added a bunch more pics after the jump.

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  1. bert

    She seems more suitable for Jesse anyway.

  2. first

    first beyotches!

  3. bert

    ha ha #2

  4. Wow, I don’t think I’ll snack on conversation hearts again.

  5. Joe Foreklein

    This woman looks like garbage.

  6. Ashley

    I love tattoos. But those are just fucking stupid.

  7. Crabby Old Guy

    Oh goody! The circus is in town!!!

  8. i completely agree with the post title

  9. Tatoos are for losers

    Honestly. Fish is right. She looks like an advertisment for STDs. I wouldn’t do her for free. I’m fascinated that people/she thinks she looks GOOD like that…How embarrassing for Sandra B.

  10. Aryn

    Ugh..this chick is NASTY. I have nothing against tattoos, but I think when women just completely cover themselves like this, just to convey an image, is just really trashy and sad. =/ Sandra Bullock is such a doll, always seems friendly and gracious, I feel very sorry for her. What a classless douche he is.

  11. She is a porn star, no really look it up

  12. Kangaroo

    Yuck.

  13. SO RIGHT

    Well, she’s in shape, I’ll give her that. But yeah — get tested Sandy!

  14. jack g

    i would definitely hit that once. with a condom.

  15. Kangaroo

    She looks like the latter half of a “buy one, get one free” hooker sale.

  16. Mark

    Face tattoos just SCREAM “classy!”

  17. Employee

    Tattoo on the forehead: always a wise idea!

  18. joho777

    What is with these asshole guys? They pick up these low class whores and then never use a condom.

    Why did he get married?

    Sandra and Elin Woods ought to start a club, “Geld The Bastards,” apparently there will be plenty of ladies to will want to join.

    I like Sandra Bullock, even though she is almost 50 and looks it. This really sucks to find out your husband has been screwing a cheap pig like this tattooed Michelle.

  19. Alej

    I’m all for tattoo’s, shit I have a few myself, but she has a fucking tattoo on her forehead (last picture)! That’s just ridiculous.

  20. Valerie

    Someday I’m going to fuck a hot guy covered in tattoos, and it’s going to be awesome.

  21. Valerie

    with condoms!

  22. uncle Rough

    Any words, how cinnabon doing throughout this ordeal?

  23. whatever..

    Oh yeah, face tattoos, always a good choice! I don’t mind a little ink on a chick, sometimes it can be pretty hot, but GOD DAMN know when to say when!

    Then again she’s probably more of the type that Jesse James would like. Inked and slutty.

  24. Tek

    I dig chicks with some ink on them, but a tattooed forhead and chin? Huh? And WTF… as far as her face goes, she looks very manly. So…

    Jesse = EPIC FAIL.

  25. Fati87

    Ok, WHY? Why would anyone in their right mind want to do this to their body? Not only is it hideous and digusting, but imagine her when she is 70. God.. Stupidity prevails in this world once again.

  26. jlylec

    she must suck a mean dick cause she’s fucking gross and jesse james could do much better…what a loser.

  27. bella

    WTF, Is he serious? Sandra bullock is beautiful, successful and even missed out on some award thing cause this whimp was weeping over his dog! How could he cheat on her with that hideous trashy chick? gross, some people have no standards! This guy was just sick to begin with.

  28. PostmortemG

    “She looks like the latter half of a “buy one, get one free” hooker sale.”

    You rock. =D

    And ladies? *PLEASE* don´t tattoo yourselves. Ink-free girls who have great bodies are hot beyond belief, so get that bullshit ‘I want a tattoo’ idea out of your head right this instant.

    On the other hand, I´d rather look at this bitch than any of the Kardashians. Apparently The Superficial writer has tired of that goofy fetish he had with Kim for a while. I´d rather gawk at tattooed freaks.

  29. dnkypunch

    You know I usually buy into this type of thing, but unless the Jesse, Sandra relationship was pretty much done anyways I can’t see him tagging this pig. He has shown much better taste in women (at least from a looks point ot view) in the past

  30. john f

    #14 You are a skank to want to hit that hideous looking plastic titted gross freak
    you are better off doing an inflatable doll
    yikes
    that is just nasty

    and I am a guy!

  31. Rossi

    Nothing says “I’ve gone as far as I’d care to in society” like a face tattoo.

  32. misterfister

    She looks like Marilyn Manson’s ugly sister. Why would you bang this beagle when you have Sandra Bullock? What an asshole.

  33. jim eh

    wow , what a pig, but then again i shouldn’t be so surprised, if Jesse’s attracted to it, although I do feel pity for Sandra.

  34. Rob

    That picture scares me.

    On the other hand, since Sandra Bullock will be single soon, anyone have her phone number? :)

  35. Darth

    She’d look like Sandra Bullock’s ghetto variant.But i guess it’s still cheating?

  36. Mount Blanc

    That goofy bitch has more issues than National Geographic.

  37. spaceQQQ

    Another idiot with a hot wife cheats on her with a fugly whore. Seems to be the trend these days.

  38. Sport

    Damn Jesse really goes for the skanks? Ex wife and this one, damn dude.

  39. Lola

    I hope he checked her for a dick first.
    Man hands, manly jawline, badly done makeup, shaved off drawn in eyebrows, overly fake tits and gigantor man thighs.
    I’m pretty sure the ugly randomly placed tats are so you don’t notice this.

  40. pk

    WOW! #1 I’d say jesse and her probably have more in common in life, but come on jesse, be a man – wait until you’re officially divorced before you start actiing this way. use to love ya man – your current choices in life have totally changed my mind……..that’s just being a stupid idiot and not thinking with the right head. Can’t you show any restraint? Grow up, dear Jesse – you’re getting older.. your wife desrved better than that. The shame is on you, the stupidity is on the girl.

  41. Nameless

    She’s tattoo’ed everything but her boobs? LOL

  42. testington

    What a fool Sandy is loaded and if you cheat you aren’t getting anything in the divoce! Goodbye private jets and hello economy class

  43. Oh Well

    It doesn’t matter how good she looks, how much she makes, or what honors she earns that won’t change the basic nature of another person. Sandra Bullock wanted the cliche bad boy alpha male and she got one! With that said, none of us really know what really has occurred between Sandra and Jesse.

  44. Harold^Sick

    Surprised that “Skank” isn’t tattooed on her forehead yet.

  45. uncle Rough

    I heard he got in her pants by offering part as a wall, in Sandra’s next movie: Electric Boogaloo Part 2 eff Mayor Koch…Also coming from Intouch.

  46. pk

    WOW! #1 I’d say jesse and her probably have more in common in life, but come on jesse, be a man – wait until you’re officially divorced before you start actiing this way. use to love ya man – your current choices in life have totally changed my mind……..that’s just being a stupid idiot and not thinking with the right head. Can’t you show any restraint? Grow up, dear Jesse – you’re getting older.. your wife desrved better than that. The shame is on you, the stupidity is on the girl.

  47. BIG

    8=========================================0

  48. Sapa

    I’d put a baby up in that shit!

  49. frankw

    She looks like Marilyn Manson. Pic 8. Unbelievably gross.

  50. George

    hey look! It’s Kat Von wanna B

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