Britney Spears’ pal/manager/leech Sam Lufti called into The View today and spoke to Barbara Walters. He told Barbara that Britney is in treatment and has been suffering from mood swings. Sam also revealed Britney has reconciled with her mother, according to People:
When those at the table challenged the veracity of Lutfi’s report, Walters’s response was, “I don’t know if anybody is telling the truth or not telling the truth.” But she noted, “He has been with her constantly. He seems to be enormously supportive.”
All of this is pretty convenient considering Page Six ran an article today about Sam’s three restraining orders out against him. One of them is from his former best friend Danny Haines who claims Sam was “more jealous than a lover”:
When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers. He texted and called incessantly and, according to court documents, told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.” Haines says that in one e-mail to him, Lufti wrote of Haines’ mother that he hoped “Satan devours her flesh and bones” and he looked forward to the day when he would “p – - – on her burial.”
Then again I, too, equate enormously supportive with grave pissing. In fact, I don’t really see how you can have one without the other. Maybe it’s because I was raised by an undertaker with a heart of gold and a weak bladder. Who knows?
Dave | January 28, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Who cares about this skank,
First
Dave | January 28, 2008 at 1:52 pm
can she just go away already im sick of seeing news about some blubber butt piece of white trash
Bowman | January 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I like Sam. He seems very nice, and I think it’s great that Britney finally has one person she can count on. Expect her to make a rapid recovery now.
coach_d | January 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Lufti- what a class act…
and Bowman, u must be joking…
Ted from LA | January 28, 2008 at 1:57 pm
It appears to me that hanging around Britney causes a turd to form on the lower lip and extend down to the bottom of the chin. Very odd.
mimi | January 28, 2008 at 1:59 pm
JUST YOU WAIT BRITNEY HATERS!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
She’ll be back!
feckless | January 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm
It might be necessary. I don’t think the shy, retiring type would survive her.
Balio | January 28, 2008 at 2:14 pm
He’s only making matters worse for her. If somebody doesn’t intervene, she’s going to heath* soon.
*to heath (v): to cause your own drug-related death after bailing on parental responsibilities.
Sunday morning crust | January 28, 2008 at 2:19 pm
8- you’re an idiot.
p0nk | January 28, 2008 at 2:20 pm
mimi, snow day today?
ha8ter | January 28, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Britney is a closet lesbian and forces all of her boyfriends, fuck buddies, whatever- to shave their facial hair into approximations of female genitalia.
HoHwPoV | January 28, 2008 at 2:22 pm
#5 I was thinking the same damn thing … It is like a disease or something … if the women around her start sprouting the strip then we know it is her causing it …
Auntie Kryst | January 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Babba Wawa is the consumate journalist. Nice conjecture on her part, the old broad has such a keen sense of the truth. PS nice one 10.
surroundedby idiots | January 28, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“former best friend Danny Haines … When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers.”
I don’t have any naked pictures of my best friends, and they don’t have any of me. exactly what does Danny boy consider a best friend to be? perhaps he meant “gay lover”?
FRIST!!! | January 28, 2008 at 2:33 pm
She’ll be ok, she just needs to eat more cheese..
restless legs | January 28, 2008 at 2:33 pm
the only treatment britney is getting is two uncut taliban dongs in both her downstairs holes.
adeliza | January 28, 2008 at 2:39 pm
“told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.” ”
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The mind wanders……
Anonymous | January 28, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Beware of MIMI, Britard alert! Britard alert!
MIMI, you fucking moron, Twitney is DONE. OVER. NO MORE. She’s NEVER coming back. She’s only going to get worse until she dies.
You’re probably one of those morons who was screaming about how her appearance on the VMA’s was going to be her HUGE comeback. We all saw how that turned out, now didn’t we?
Get off of your Mommy’s computer and FUCK OFF.
check it out | January 28, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Terrible whats happened to this poor girl. She really needs help on her life. I heard she is on http://www.interracialdating.com trying to meet someone special.
2 shiny pennies | January 28, 2008 at 2:42 pm
again, this ongoing saga of lunacy and depravity should keep any woman with a brain away from kevin federline. his dick is poison, ladies. avoid him like the plague lest you end up like britney.
adeliza | January 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm
#16…..
I just read that. Their dongs are cut. So I hear.
BigC | January 28, 2008 at 2:47 pm
“When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers.”
I have some pretty close friends but none of them have naked pictures of me (no matter how much they begged). I think this might explain the angry breakup. Just remember kids a friend who asks you to get naked for his camera really isn’t a friend…unless he’s giving you a ride home from the bar. In that case, drop your drawers, sweet cheeks.
miggs | January 28, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I don’t know…I just can’t go back to a bunch of trivially-bad Britney stories. Not after the whole “Heath I’m here for your massage…why are you winking at me — oh my god he’s dead, I better call the Flying Monkey” tragedy. I’m just too sad.
whatever | January 28, 2008 at 2:58 pm
This will help Britney out:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/126716/
Gerald_Tarrant | January 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Lufti further went on to state that in his country, “treatment” is repeated bukkake from random groups of stalkerazzi.
PunkA | January 28, 2008 at 3:04 pm
#5 it really is simple. Britney is making Sam and Adnan eat so much of her shit so they can get paid, that it is permanently sticking to their hairy lower lips. Plus, they love the look and feel of Brit-shit on their faces. They consider it a badge of honor for the work they do for her (ie robbing her blind).
Jimbo | January 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Where is Britney get treatment? Starbucks?
Mr.Poon | January 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Well it’s official, you want on team Shitney you better start growing some stupid ass facial hair.
RichPort | January 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I’d like to give her a facial treament courtesy of my pocket operated protein shake.
FRIST!!! | January 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Jimbo, she gets her therapy from me. She calls me on the phone every night at 10, crying and talking of jumping, whining about how bad her album sales were, and bawling about her kids but I calm her down letting her know how much her music sucks and that her kids are far better off without her in their lives. That usually shuts her up for a while. I don’t know why she’s still depressed though..
Veroonica | January 28, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Don’t knock an arab until you tried one (that is if you can get thru all the infidel shit). Nothin’ says lovin’ like getting plowed by a middle eastern religous fanatic. Helpful hint. A clothes pin on your nose really helps the mood.
soap box supervisor | January 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm
#21
well thank god they are circumsized cause nothing says “mood killer” like a skanky uncut cock. they are creepy, stinky and so old timey.
kitty cupcakes | January 28, 2008 at 4:17 pm
i love falafel
g | January 29, 2008 at 11:10 am
is that wedding dress again ……….. sicko
K | January 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm
It seems all of her problems started when began to hang around men with soul-patches.
j | January 29, 2008 at 6:21 pm
who is this brittany spears you all speak of i would like meet her
ihji96 | January 30, 2008 at 12:44 am
Mood swings my ass.