Sam Lufti says Britney is getting treatment

January 28th, 2008 // 37 Comments

Britney Spears’ pal/manager/leech Sam Lufti called into The View today and spoke to Barbara Walters. He told Barbara that Britney is in treatment and has been suffering from mood swings. Sam also revealed Britney has reconciled with her mother, according to People:

When those at the table challenged the veracity of Lutfi’s report, Walters’s response was, “I don’t know if anybody is telling the truth or not telling the truth.” But she noted, “He has been with her constantly. He seems to be enormously supportive.”

All of this is pretty convenient considering Page Six ran an article today about Sam’s three restraining orders out against him. One of them is from his former best friend Danny Haines who claims Sam was “more jealous than a lover”:

When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers. He texted and called incessantly and, according to court documents, told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.” Haines says that in one e-mail to him, Lufti wrote of Haines’ mother that he hoped “Satan devours her flesh and bones” and he looked forward to the day when he would “p – - – on her burial.”

Then again I, too, equate enormously supportive with grave pissing. In fact, I don’t really see how you can have one without the other. Maybe it’s because I was raised by an undertaker with a heart of gold and a weak bladder. Who knows?


  1. Dave

    Who cares about this skank,


  2. Dave

    can she just go away already im sick of seeing news about some blubber butt piece of white trash

  3. Bowman

    I like Sam. He seems very nice, and I think it’s great that Britney finally has one person she can count on. Expect her to make a rapid recovery now.

  4. coach_d

    Lufti- what a class act…

    and Bowman, u must be joking…

  5. Ted from LA

    It appears to me that hanging around Britney causes a turd to form on the lower lip and extend down to the bottom of the chin. Very odd.

  6. mimi



    She’ll be back!

  7. feckless

    It might be necessary. I don’t think the shy, retiring type would survive her.

  8. Balio

    He’s only making matters worse for her. If somebody doesn’t intervene, she’s going to heath* soon.

    *to heath (v): to cause your own drug-related death after bailing on parental responsibilities.

  9. Sunday morning crust

    8- you’re an idiot.

  10. p0nk

    mimi, snow day today?

  11. ha8ter

    Britney is a closet lesbian and forces all of her boyfriends, fuck buddies, whatever- to shave their facial hair into approximations of female genitalia.

  12. HoHwPoV

    #5 I was thinking the same damn thing … It is like a disease or something … if the women around her start sprouting the strip then we know it is her causing it …

  13. Auntie Kryst

    Babba Wawa is the consumate journalist. Nice conjecture on her part, the old broad has such a keen sense of the truth. PS nice one 10.

  14. surroundedby idiots

    “former best friend Danny Haines … When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers.”

    I don’t have any naked pictures of my best friends, and they don’t have any of me. exactly what does Danny boy consider a best friend to be? perhaps he meant “gay lover”?

  15. She’ll be ok, she just needs to eat more cheese..

  16. restless legs

    the only treatment britney is getting is two uncut taliban dongs in both her downstairs holes.

  17. adeliza

    “told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.” ”


    The mind wanders……

  18. Anonymous

    Beware of MIMI, Britard alert! Britard alert!

    MIMI, you fucking moron, Twitney is DONE. OVER. NO MORE. She’s NEVER coming back. She’s only going to get worse until she dies.

    You’re probably one of those morons who was screaming about how her appearance on the VMA’s was going to be her HUGE comeback. We all saw how that turned out, now didn’t we?

    Get off of your Mommy’s computer and FUCK OFF.

  19. Terrible whats happened to this poor girl. She really needs help on her life. I heard she is on trying to meet someone special.

  20. 2 shiny pennies

    again, this ongoing saga of lunacy and depravity should keep any woman with a brain away from kevin federline. his dick is poison, ladies. avoid him like the plague lest you end up like britney.

  21. adeliza

    I just read that. Their dongs are cut. So I hear.

  22. BigC

    “When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers.”

    I have some pretty close friends but none of them have naked pictures of me (no matter how much they begged). I think this might explain the angry breakup. Just remember kids a friend who asks you to get naked for his camera really isn’t a friend…unless he’s giving you a ride home from the bar. In that case, drop your drawers, sweet cheeks.

  23. miggs

    I don’t know…I just can’t go back to a bunch of trivially-bad Britney stories. Not after the whole “Heath I’m here for your massage…why are you winking at me — oh my god he’s dead, I better call the Flying Monkey” tragedy. I’m just too sad.

  24. Gerald_Tarrant

    Lufti further went on to state that in his country, “treatment” is repeated bukkake from random groups of stalkerazzi.

  25. PunkA

    #5 it really is simple. Britney is making Sam and Adnan eat so much of her shit so they can get paid, that it is permanently sticking to their hairy lower lips. Plus, they love the look and feel of Brit-shit on their faces. They consider it a badge of honor for the work they do for her (ie robbing her blind).

  26. Where is Britney get treatment? Starbucks?

  27. Mr.Poon

    Well it’s official, you want on team Shitney you better start growing some stupid ass facial hair.

  28. I’d like to give her a facial treament courtesy of my pocket operated protein shake.

  29. Jimbo, she gets her therapy from me. She calls me on the phone every night at 10, crying and talking of jumping, whining about how bad her album sales were, and bawling about her kids but I calm her down letting her know how much her music sucks and that her kids are far better off without her in their lives. That usually shuts her up for a while. I don’t know why she’s still depressed though..

  30. Veroonica

    Don’t knock an arab until you tried one (that is if you can get thru all the infidel shit). Nothin’ says lovin’ like getting plowed by a middle eastern religous fanatic. Helpful hint. A clothes pin on your nose really helps the mood.

  31. soap box supervisor


    well thank god they are circumsized cause nothing says “mood killer” like a skanky uncut cock. they are creepy, stinky and so old timey.

  32. kitty cupcakes

    i love falafel

  33. g

    is that wedding dress again ……….. sicko

  34. K

    It seems all of her problems started when began to hang around men with soul-patches.

  35. j

    who is this brittany spears you all speak of i would like meet her

  36. ihji96

    Mood swings my ass.

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