Salma Hayek’s Cleavage is Out Again

May 11th, 2011 // 34 Comments

I could write a whole bunch of words about the Cannes premiere of Puss in Boots that reach deep into your soul, creating a sense of childlike glee and wonder you’ve long since forgotten, but the important thing is Salma Hayek has gigantic breasts, yet somehow I still noticed Antonio Banderas shown up shit-blasted out of his mind. Now, give me one of those fancy medals Thousand Prancing Legs got. I’m artfully teabagging adversity in the dick over here. *thinks about logistics of that statement* No, that came out right.

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  1. Randolph Duke

    looks like my wiener is out again …i better pet it.

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    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Picture#4. Are Mexicans really that small? Just saying?

  3. God is Black

    Picture#4. Are Mexicans really that small?

  4. Hugh Gentry

    I’d like to rest my package in her cleavage for an hour or two.

  5. Honest Abe

    Wishing I was a hungry African baby right now…

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, they seem to know how to get attention to their product.

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    Stamos Fan
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    Man lucky Antonio, especially in picture 9

  8. I remember back when she was in Desperado and was just about the hottest thing I’d ever seen. Now, 15 years later, her boobs aren’t as magnificent, and her jaw seems to be getting wider. I mean, she’s still well above average for a 44 year old, but she’s WAY down from the 29 year old version…and I can only assume the 18 year old Selma would have just made my dick burst into flames.

    • probly better not to look, since she’d have had to been 18 during the 80s. and well there aint many photos from that time that should ever see daylight again. at 44 i’d still give salma the salami

  9. Chico

    My sperm would look great on her sunglasses.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Como se dice “motorboat” en Espanol?

  11. BradsPittHair

    Fuck bitch cant even breath, good! Fucking adulteress beaner, fucking cuntress.

  12. BradsPittHair

    And I dont believe her family has money OR that this cunt would have given that guy a second look were it not because he is LOADED, MUST HAVE CUT HER ALLOWANCE OFF, WHORE STOLE ANOTHER WOMAN’S HUSBAND, HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL, FAKEASS BITCH.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Did you forget to take your meds, again? That much hostility will surely kill you in left unmedicated.

      • BradsPittHair

        You need to step out of your trailer and get some sunshine and excersize, thats the best medicine. I notice you live on here, and if you dont like my opinion of whores then you can shove it, loser.

      • BradsPittHair

        I’m way healthier and cut than you could ever dream of fucking fraud.

      • BradsPittHair

        10 to 1 you are a huge blob with stacks of trash laden around your girth, sucking my tax dollars down your fat mouth while you post your priceless wisdom and advice for the rest of us. I hope you croak on the shitter and they dont find you for 2 months, pig.

      • It had to be said

        I had no idea that BradPittHair was a trade name for psychotic douchebag.

  13. Naturally, I was hoping she was wearing boots.

  14. I'm Obama and I approve

    She makes me harder than last year’s Christmas candy…

  15. I'm Obama and I approve

    I’d love to sample her furry taco…

  16. Cock Dr

    She & Antonio seem quite affectionate. That’s affection right? When a guy puts his hands all over your torso?

  17. Roxy

    Terrible outfit.

  18. yowillie

    She needs a pearl necklace.

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    well she has nice cleavage. why not show it

  20. Elf

    I can see my house down there!

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    is he drunk?

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s grounds for divorce right there.

  23. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Does he have a boner?

  24. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    He’s making her feel it up close.

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