I could write a whole bunch of words about the Cannes premiere of Puss in Boots that reach deep into your soul, creating a sense of childlike glee and wonder you’ve long since forgotten, but the important thing is Salma Hayek has gigantic breasts, yet somehow I still noticed Antonio Banderas shown up shit-blasted out of his mind. Now, give me one of those fancy medals Thousand Prancing Legs got. I’m artfully teabagging adversity in the dick over here. *thinks about logistics of that statement* No, that came out right.
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looks like my wiener is out again …i better pet it.
Picture#4. Are Mexicans really that small? Just saying?
Antonio is spanish, not mexican. Just saying
Picture#4. Are Mexicans really that small?
LOL, they are.
I’d like to rest my package in her cleavage for an hour or two.
Wishing I was a hungry African baby right now…
Well, they seem to know how to get attention to their product.
Man lucky Antonio, especially in picture 9
I remember back when she was in Desperado and was just about the hottest thing I’d ever seen. Now, 15 years later, her boobs aren’t as magnificent, and her jaw seems to be getting wider. I mean, she’s still well above average for a 44 year old, but she’s WAY down from the 29 year old version…and I can only assume the 18 year old Selma would have just made my dick burst into flames.
probly better not to look, since she’d have had to been 18 during the 80s. and well there aint many photos from that time that should ever see daylight again. at 44 i’d still give salma the salami
My sperm would look great on her sunglasses.
lol!
Como se dice “motorboat” en Espanol?
Fuck bitch cant even breath, good! Fucking adulteress beaner, fucking cuntress.
And I dont believe her family has money OR that this cunt would have given that guy a second look were it not because he is LOADED, MUST HAVE CUT HER ALLOWANCE OFF, WHORE STOLE ANOTHER WOMAN’S HUSBAND, HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL, FAKEASS BITCH.
Did you forget to take your meds, again? That much hostility will surely kill you in left unmedicated.
You need to step out of your trailer and get some sunshine and excersize, thats the best medicine. I notice you live on here, and if you dont like my opinion of whores then you can shove it, loser.
I’m way healthier and cut than you could ever dream of fucking fraud.
10 to 1 you are a huge blob with stacks of trash laden around your girth, sucking my tax dollars down your fat mouth while you post your priceless wisdom and advice for the rest of us. I hope you croak on the shitter and they dont find you for 2 months, pig.
I had no idea that BradPittHair was a trade name for psychotic douchebag.
Naturally, I was hoping she was wearing boots.
She makes me harder than last year’s Christmas candy…
So hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
I’d love to sample her furry taco…
She & Antonio seem quite affectionate. That’s affection right? When a guy puts his hands all over your torso?
Terrible outfit.
She needs a pearl necklace.
well she has nice cleavage. why not show it
I can see my house down there!
is he drunk?