Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

Subtle.

Here are Salma Hayek breasts at The Spike TV Guys’ Choice Awards which is really everything you need to know about an award show that dubbed Jake Gyllenhaal a “Guy Con.” But just in case we also included Charlotte McKinney and the chick who currently eats Derek Jeter’s butt in exchange for an autographed gift basket, so heroism is the central theme here. Profiles in courage.

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