Ryan Gosling And Some Whore You Hate Just Had A Baby Girl
Congratulations, a wax statue gets laid more than all of us now.
Ryan Gosling was totally going to marry you, but then Eva Mendes threw her slut pussy onto his erect penis while he was trying to send you a romantic dick pic. – WHORE! – So now Us Weekly reports they’re the stupid parents of a stupid baby girl even though you already decorated the nursery for the one you were going to have with Ryan and name Felicity Cherish Hope Harlow Harper Bean. In fact, if you get right down to it, Eva Mendes basically gave you an abortion. You vote pro-life! How could she?!