Russell Crowe Is Single

October 15th, 2012 // 26 Comments

If you haven’t heard by now, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer have separated after nine years of marriage, according to the Sydney Morning Herald:

Crowe and Spencer have two children together, Charles and Tennyson, aged eight and six. The decision is said to have been amicable with Crowe and Spencer committed to protecting their boys at this tough time. Crowe is in the US filming the biblical epic Noah, while Spencer remains in Sydney with their sons.

As of this post, there haven’t been any specific details, but I’m sure like any time a marriage fails, her vagina made a face that looked like Meg Ryan’s so he threw a phone at it. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    yeah, don’t care.

    but please don’t tell me there is actually a big budget movie about loading animals in a big boat. hopefully they will be historically accurate and include some dinos.

    Or blaspheme the shit out of the whole thing and leave the entire southern half of the US with shit pants.

  2. EricLr

    Bangin’ round the world!

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      How is *Noah* gonna fit all those damn animals onto poor little Tugga? Crikey struth, mate. That’s just a cock-up waiting to happen.

  3. Cyrus Willard

    TCLTC

  4. Jimbo

    It took her a long time to figure out what an asshole he is.

  5. After looking at the cast listing for Noah, either Russell Crowe had/is having an affair with…

    a. Jennifer Connelly, who plays his wife in the movie
    b. Emma Watson, who plays his daughter
    c. Madison Davenport, who plays his granddaughter and is only 16

  6. Devilish Diva

    I met a woman who told me that she once worked as a phone girl for an escort service and that Russell Crowe had a penchant for trannies.
    I guess that explains all that explosive rage. He’s a closeted man feeling pressured to prove his “masculinity” all the time.
    Anyway, gay, bi, or straight, he’s lost the hot after Gladiator.

    • Now I have to re-check the Noah cast listing…

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      He self-admittedly lost the plot(or ho as you call it) after putting all that weight on for The Insider. He said his metabolism has never been the same since, and if he had to do it again would “stuff a pillow down my front.” While he filmed Gladiator after The Insider, it was immediately after so the long term negative effects for putting all that weight on (I believe he cracked 250 pounds) hadn’t yet kicked in at that point.

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    Mosmarti
    Commented on this photo:

    Marriage is pretty damn easy to ‘get right’.

    Anal. Anal is the damn KEY. If you got a divorce, 99% of the time the chick didn’t give anal.

    No shit – this should be in every text book and a revelation to anyone thinking about getting married.

  8. Sandoucheky

    I follow him on twitter and I love how through all of this, he still hasn’t broken his routine of posting his daily workout reports. I don’t know how someone his age can do all that shit he does

  9. Sliver

    I have to say, I am amazed they stayed married 9 years. The man seems like a jerk.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Go to youtube and look up Russell’s appearance on Inside The Actors Studio, and see what kind of *jerk* he is giving advice to an audience of would be/up & coming actors.

      • Sliver

        I’m too tired to do that…are you contradicting my assumption?

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        I’m pointing out (an example) that (shows) Russell has a bit more roundedness to him than the *Aussie macho* that finds its way to the surface at certain times (which the media is only too happy to make the most of when it does, for obv. reasons).

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    snarky
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm… older men. So much better when they’re single!

  11. Russell Crowe Danielle Spencer Separated
    snarky
    Commented on this photo:

    did her head crack the backdrop?

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