Russell Crowe Is Single

If you haven’t heard by now, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer have separated after nine years of marriage, according to the Sydney Morning Herald:

Crowe and Spencer have two children together, Charles and Tennyson, aged eight and six. The decision is said to have been amicable with Crowe and Spencer committed to protecting their boys at this tough time. Crowe is in the US filming the biblical epic Noah, while Spencer remains in Sydney with their sons.

As of this post, there haven’t been any specific details, but I’m sure like any time a marriage fails, her vagina made a face that looked like Meg Ryan’s so he threw a phone at it. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

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