If you haven’t heard by now, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer have separated after nine years of marriage, according to the Sydney Morning Herald:
Crowe and Spencer have two children together, Charles and Tennyson, aged eight and six. The decision is said to have been amicable with Crowe and Spencer committed to protecting their boys at this tough time. Crowe is in the US filming the biblical epic Noah, while Spencer remains in Sydney with their sons.
As of this post, there haven’t been any specific details, but I’m sure like any time a marriage fails, her vagina made a face that looked like Meg Ryan’s so he threw a phone at it. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
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yeah, don’t care.
but please don’t tell me there is actually a big budget movie about loading animals in a big boat. hopefully they will be historically accurate and include some dinos.
Or blaspheme the shit out of the whole thing and leave the entire southern half of the US with shit pants.
He’ll punch them all onto the boat.
If he uses a telephone to punch them, then we can still have the blaspheme angle.
It’s a Darren Aronofsky movie, so you know there’s going to be all sorts of weird shit that’s not in the Bible and will drive those thumpers up the wall.
If you’re at all interested (there’s something about Noah meeting or fighting giant six-armed angels): http://www.movies.com/movie-news/aronofskys-noah-fantasy/8589
*shakes head*
I suppose when you run out of comic book fodder for movies, you need a new source of fantasy fiction.
Funny you mention comic books, because the filmmakers are publishing a series of graphic novels, Noah, For the Cruelty of Men, to accompany the movie.
waits for someone to pipe up, “Graphic novels are not comic books!”
Graphic novels.
*sigh*
Since the graphic-novel-not-a-comic-book has a French publisher, I was sorta expecting Noah to invent Brie and then surrender, but whatever.
Bangin’ round the world!
How is *Noah* gonna fit all those damn animals onto poor little Tugga? Crikey struth, mate. That’s just a cock-up waiting to happen.
TCLTC
It took her a long time to figure out what an asshole he is.
After looking at the cast listing for Noah, either Russell Crowe had/is having an affair with…
a. Jennifer Connelly, who plays his wife in the movie
b. Emma Watson, who plays his daughter
c. Madison Davenport, who plays his granddaughter and is only 16
I met a woman who told me that she once worked as a phone girl for an escort service and that Russell Crowe had a penchant for trannies.
I guess that explains all that explosive rage. He’s a closeted man feeling pressured to prove his “masculinity” all the time.
Anyway, gay, bi, or straight, he’s lost the hot after Gladiator.
Now I have to re-check the Noah cast listing…
Look into the animal roster as well. Even if he does like transexuals and has to hide it, that’s still a disproportionate amount of rage
He self-admittedly lost the plot(or ho as you call it) after putting all that weight on for The Insider. He said his metabolism has never been the same since, and if he had to do it again would “stuff a pillow down my front.” While he filmed Gladiator after The Insider, it was immediately after so the long term negative effects for putting all that weight on (I believe he cracked 250 pounds) hadn’t yet kicked in at that point.
Marriage is pretty damn easy to ‘get right’.
Anal. Anal is the damn KEY. If you got a divorce, 99% of the time the chick didn’t give anal.
No shit – this should be in every text book and a revelation to anyone thinking about getting married.
You’re kidding, right?
I follow him on twitter and I love how through all of this, he still hasn’t broken his routine of posting his daily workout reports. I don’t know how someone his age can do all that shit he does
I have to say, I am amazed they stayed married 9 years. The man seems like a jerk.
Go to youtube and look up Russell’s appearance on Inside The Actors Studio, and see what kind of *jerk* he is giving advice to an audience of would be/up & coming actors.
I’m too tired to do that…are you contradicting my assumption?
I’m pointing out (an example) that (shows) Russell has a bit more roundedness to him than the *Aussie macho* that finds its way to the surface at certain times (which the media is only too happy to make the most of when it does, for obv. reasons).
mmm… older men. So much better when they’re single!
did her head crack the backdrop?