Apparently doing nothing but yoga makes you the equivalent of a goddamn ‘roid addict, because here’s Russell Brand absolutely losing his shit in New Orleans yesterday by taking a paparazzo’s phone then chucking it through a window directly in front of other paparazzi that Russell will be surprised to learn have cameras that don’t stop working in the presence of flying mobile devices. Mostly because he’s an idiot who doesn’t realize this is the price for motorboating Katy Perry‘s naked breasts for an entire year. The universe doesn’t just hand you those and go, “Oh, I’m sorry, does photography offend your delicate British sensibilities? Then, by all means, let me stop throwing awesome titties in your face and get right on that because you’re a junkie and deserve the best.”
Photos: INFdaily
I’m shocked, he doesn’t throw like a girl.
He does, however, act like a girl.
+1 He doesn’t look like he has the upper body strength to throw it more than 10 feet.
junkies get super human strength
douche
I’m shocked, he doesn’t throw as well as a girl*
*fixed
Silly Fish. Throwing a phone through the window of a house with a shoe hanging over the door is an historic New Orleans tradition. Kudos to Russell for being so so knowledgeable regarding local customs.
Bring on the girls tweeting “You can steal my phone any day Russell”
he probably got pissed the guy didn’t have any wheelchair porn on his iphone
Stop trying to make me like him.
He wants to be famous when it gets him laid, just not famous when there’s any downside.
What’s going on with this dude’s face on the left?
is he turning into a T-2000?
New Orleans huh?
That’s a great place to go when you’re trying to stay sober.
What did you expect him to do with an iPhone? The man is clearly an Android.
taking someone’s property from their person by force is called “robbery”. If Chris Brown had done this, everyone would want him arrested…oh wait.
I like this guy more and more every day.
The judge should make him release nude Katy Perry photos as part of his plea deal.
Just because this vagrant was married to KP for a year doesn’t mean he was actively motorboating her all that time. I’ll bet if you added up how many days they actually spent together after the honeymoon you might not break double digits.
yea but even though she’s all christian n shit, you probably don’t get married w/o first motorboating them titties a few times
Well, motorboating before marriage doesn’t offend the baby Jesus.
where is New Orleands?
Fame. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
You’ll notice the phone is fake, much like this incident entirely. Infact you’ll see in the in the next few photos that the fake phone falls apart as he holds in his hand.
Hey, I recognize that guy. He cleans my windshield while I wait for the light to change. An iPhone seems a little extravagant, I usually just give him a buck.
I heard the quote from the pap from my house – “Dear diary … Jackpot”
These fuckers have no right to behave this way. Yeah, the paps are scum, but you (the millionaire celeb) chose your prodession knowing they come with it. Deal with it, douchebag.
I suddenly have the urge to find Russell Brand and take his picture 18 hours a day.
Me too! I’d actually like to get in a fight with him.
I hope it was an iPhone,,, hate those crappy things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now he can get a real phone.
That jacket is more of a crime than assault, battery, robbery, and vandalism.
Technically reaching into someone’s car like that in order to steal something from their person is felony trespassing. Russell Brand is now a felon.
“Now” a felon?
Lest we forget: http://www.thesuperficial.com/russell-brand-deported-japan-05-2011
Interesting to note that the British tabloids and websites that post every favorable bit of information about Russell Brand have yet to publish this latest Russell Brand crime spree. Rupert Murdoch’s favorite British commodity ‘as a teflon coating.
Take the time difference into account, we’re all in bed over here!
Skinny assed psycho shit….. God i love him.
As his mother you could have taught him not to steal
24 Hours later Russell Brand still avoiding the New Orleans Police Department as they attempt to contact him. Maybe someone should tell Russell Brand he’s on E! News stealing someone’s iphone, might want to take care of that.
For all you Russell Brand copy cats out there, in New York City standing in the middle of a public street blocking traffic while committing a felony and vandalizing property is a terrorist act. Not sure of the laws in New Orleans but if you try that in New York you will be treated as a terrorist.
Like a boss
What a poser. He calls the paps. I wonder how much his publicist paid this phony pap to act distraught when tough guy Russell Brand steals his phone. A broken window, that would add a couple hundred to the bill.
the funniest thing? It looks like he’s laughing all the time.
Last Friday night…Russell was a major hoe. He stole another loser’s phone. Last Friday night.
Assault and battery in California, assault and battery with felony theft and vandalism in New Orleans. Russell Brand is trying to get kicked out of the country.
His lady friend had to stop him from getting violent with the person he robbed. Mommy has to protect him from the mean old world.
Maybe it is “assault and battery” and all that but these people follow him around 24/7 I think if it was me I’d do a lot more than just throw their phone away. If you followed a ‘regular’ person around taking their picture you’d get done for harassment.
Also didn’t that POS monkey boy should do this the other week too?
Vekfan, Russell Brand’s publicist calls the paparazzi to tell them where Russell with be in order to take his picture. Yeah Vekfan that’s how paparazzi work, the real trick is to not let the public know that it was you that called the paparazzi in the first place.
Practicing yoga and deep meditation are used by Russell Brand to find inner peace and clarity while he’s not busy beating up people and stealing their property.
At any time Russell Brand could have called the police if he felt he was being followed or harassed by the guy in the car. You’re free to call the police if you feel your being accosted. Russell Brand’s negligence to report the issue to the authorities will only serve well the lawyers of the person he robbed and the owner of the property he destroyed.
Kids want autographs when they goto baseball games, patrons buy roses for their Operatic Divas. Today people want photos of celebrities, admiration isn’t a crime.
Hey, if Russell Brand wants to stop people from taking his picture then he should hire security to protect him. There’s nothing stopping Russell Brand from hiring bodyguards, nothing except Mister Brand’s ego.
It’s like he just took a million dollars out of his bank and threw it in the fire
I’m Russell Brand I toss phones, that’s how I roll.
“Give me back my dignity!”
10 quid for a handy, 15 for beej and 20 to tape any of it.
This is a fake phone, you can see part of it flew off behind him as he held it in his hand. Look at the top right portion of the photo you can see the fake phone falling apart.
He’s such a fug, he probably broke the camera before it hit the window.
The guy is bipolar and dealing with addiction issues, give him a break, I would snap too.
It would seem that guy who had his phone stolen and the guy who had his window broken need more of a break than him. Unfortunate that you don’t see it that way, love is indeed blind.
And yet he’s still getting on stage. If you have those issues and you want peice to correct them, that’s not the way to do it. You have it one way or another. He knows the rules, we all do.
Who’s the chick? I’d throw it in her
Americans don’t even have solid double glass windows? I’m shocked!
“I love you Steve Jobs, I love you so much you’re my hero. Rest now Steve Jobs, take our love and dream forever in the shimmering heavens. You’ve given much and asked so little in return, I hurl this phone into that window in honor of your genius” “Also fuck off pap”
I like this photo because it illustrates the immense stress built up from suppressing his sexual identity. The clasped hands and raised up shoulders express his inability to cope with his surroundings and his need to protect himself from harm. Fear is what dominates Russell Brand, fear seen here manifested in anger.
Where’s a runaway steamroller when you really, really need one?
I thought it was a hobo
Its New Orleans…Murder Capital of the world….as a proud resident i would have loved to add death place of Russel Brand….Damn It.
*Does something TUFF*
*Walks off in his meticulously store-ripped jeans with wallet chain*
hmm…appears to be staged.