Russell Brand Isn’t Wearing His Wedding Ring and Other News

December 30th, 2011 // 27 Comments

- Kelly Clarkson endorses Ron Paul. It goes over well. [Dlisted]

- Draco Malfoy shirtless photos, anyone? [Lainey Gossip]

- Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt sang a song together in case every single one of your female Facebook friends hasn’t informed you with “omg LOVE!” yet. [Too Fab]

- Ali Larter is still hot. Thank God. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan is saying she ISN’T hosting a party in Dubai now, so just assume she is. [TMZ]

- 2011′s Hottest Athlete [Bleacher Report]

- If Adam West Starred in “The Dark Knight Rises” [BuzzFeed]

- Debra Messing is dating a married dude already. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Claudia Galanti is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- UFC 141 Weigh In Photos [Heavy]

- Hilary Duff isn’t thanking anyone with mouth hugs, but let’s look at her anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. Josh

    Ali Larter is still a terrible actress. She was constantly shoehorned into new roles on Heroes and that helped to hasten that (mostly good) show’s demise.

    • cc

      Agreed, she’s decent to look at but her acting talent isn’t anything noteworthy. Still, I wouldn’t mind eating whipped cream off of her shaved pubis.

    • I thought the way the show completely shit the bed in season 3 and never got any better was what helped hasten its demise. I’ll give it the writers’ strike as an excuse for season 2, but what was their excuse for everything that came after?

  2. Alex

    I saw two guys kissing on a park bench this morning. I thought I had seen the gayest thing in weeks until I saw that UFC weigh-in.

  3. Cleavon Little

    Russell Brand isn’t straight and other news

  4. Vernon

    It’s almost 2012 folks, who cares if Brand is rump riding Seacrest?

  5. Donald Trump

    Every time I see this Tool, I can’t help but imagine how much he must smell like dog shit.

  6. kirby

    re: Kelly Clarkson
    yeah, like voting for Obama was such a hot ideal.

  7. cc

    Russell Brand – the man who exemplifies the phrase ‘he sets my teeth on edge’.

    • No shit! Self-important twit. Designer stubble. Hipster sashay. *Multiple* chains on wallet. Somehow scored perky boobalicious ninny. Jheri-curl do. Scarf the size of a muumuu.

      And I thought I used to want to punch Spencer in the mouth.

  8. Russell Brand No Wedding Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    To be fair, he didn’t have room for the wedding band after putting on everything else that was in his closet.

  9. peanut

    i will never understand how russell brand ever gets women. he constantly looks like a wet, dirty dog…and i’m sure smells even worse.

  10. He looks like he never showers. Bet he doesn’t. His dick is probably just caked in smegma and pubes and stank – poor Katy but that’s the life she chose, to choke on british gross dick.

  11. Carrots

    Throw some accessories on a pile of shit you have a pile of shit.

  12. Venom

    They just announced their split. About time.

  13. Cock Dr

    Divorce papers filed.
    What a sad pair of dopes. Lust and infatuation do not last and aren’t enough to hold 2 people together for a lifetime.

  14. anthonyOA

    Russell not wearing a ring because single people don’t have to wear rings.

    Unless you’re a gangsta like me.

  15. Looks like he stopped wearing his ring and showering. Yuck.

  16. forrest gump

    it was stuck in the ANUS of his boy friend.

  17. SIN

    All Katy Perry has to do is flash a nipple and we will love her again. There is nothing short of suicide that would make us interested in Russel Brand.

  18. Perhaps he will now kindly fade away. He was at 14-1/2 minutes when he married Katy Perry.

    Hey, Limey, time’s back in and the clock is running. Gather up all your shit and hit the road!

  19. devilsrain729

    He should start up the H again

  20. Mama Pinkus

    I like Russell Brand………as for Katie, her fame would be LONG over were it not for her huge knockers.

  21. Russell Brand No Wedding Ring
    suhon12
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, no “ringy-ding.”

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