Russell Brand’s Banging Geri Halliwell

August 28th, 2012 // 21 Comments
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And possibly this guy. He seems old and prone to wheelchair use.

It seems like only yesterday we found out about Rihanna and Rob Kardashian, but already there’s a new random celebrity couple to rub it in our faces that the rich only bang the rich. Although, this one’s not hugely surprising considering Russell Brand would bang a hobo to kill time, but then again, he turned down Katy Perry‘s money in the divorce, so I have no idea what Geri Halliwell‘s doing here. Via Radar Online:

“Things are getting very serious between them — they’re a proper couple now. They had met several times in the past, but really got to know each other during the Olympics,” a source told the British paper.
“People thought Russell was joking at the time, when he said he had a crush on Geri all over again, but it was true.
“They just clicked — they have so much in common.
“He is spending so much more time in London just to be with her.”

GERI: Oh, Russell, you make me feel so young again.
RUSSELL: That’s nice. *crosses name off list* You wouldn’t happen to know where Baby Spice lives, would you?
GERI: Of course, why do you as- NO. You’ll never do it you, you know?
RUSSELL: I have to try.
GERI: Why?
RUSSELL: You wouldn’t understand.
GERI: Try me.
RUSSELL: … I’m a sex addict.
GERI: That’s it?
RUSSELL: What do you mean that’s it? I just had sex with a geriatric, you twit. How do you think that makes me feel? Inside my pockets is bloody rope just in case the sporty one’s a lesbian. A really, really strong lesbian.
GERI: I had no idea it was that hard for you.
RUSSELL: Well, I had no idea you went through menopause, so be a love and give me that address and we’ll call it even.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. it had to be said

    Wow, celebrity has its perks. Wait, who?

  2. That’s exactly how that conversation went.

  3. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    She looks great, but is nearing the age where she needs to wear a sexy one-piece instead.

  4. Cock Dr

    That hobo looking UK furball is now on the beginning of a multi-year bangfest through the entire entertainment industry…on either side of the ocean.
    He’s got to make up for all that time he lost while monogamishly fondling his former wife’s boobs.

  5. That’s two women he’s ruined now. Must. Stop. The. Brand.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “…If you wanna be my lover, you gotta bang my passed out friend”

  7. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    I know he doesn’t satisfy you. but really do you have use that?

  8. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Halliwell’s technique of grabbing the shaft and positioning the balls gives her a two stroke lead over Rod Johnson. Ever courteous, Halliwell washed Johnson’s balls after his bunghole in one.

  9. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    her balls are ready to fall out.

  10. Prof.Widow

    Lateral move.

  11. Swearin

    Geri: “Why are you doing this to me?”
    Russell: “Look, baby, I would like nothing more than to just be with you. But your song said “If I wanna be your lover, I gotta get with your friends”. Just followin’ your own rules, luv.”

  12. Salad Face

    Do ALL Brits know each other? What’s Gordon Ramsay doing there???

  13. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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  14. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    Definite upgrade. Plus she’s older than Cameron Diaz who’s freaking 86 so she fits right into his grandma fetish.

  15. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    Best celebrity couple: Ginger Spice and Joe Scarborough

  16. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    WOwza. Shes gettin up but still TOTALLY bangin bod.

  17. Geri Halliwell Bikini
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    She’s in her 40′s and looks better then Lindsay Lohan who is in her 20′s

    When Geri is 50 she will look better the 60% of the girls in their 20′s and 30′s… she will be able to thank good genes, taking care of herself… and the fact over half the population can’t resist McDonalds and DQ.

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