For those of you who forget the day true love grew it’s last pure, untainted sparkle-erection, Snow White and The Hunstman director Rupert Sanders was caught going down on Kristen Stewart who was Robert Pattinson‘s girlfriend and more importantly not Rupert Sanders’ wife Liberty Ross. And while it seemed like everyone was going to be oddly cool about all this and pretend it never happened, Liberty Ross has apparently decided to defy the Illuminati and file for divorce, so there goes this year’s Baby Sacrifice and Chili Cook-Off. Sonofabtich… TMZ reports:
Ross just filed her paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court. She’s asking for joint custody of their 2 children — ages 5 and 7.
Ross, who is repped by disso-queen Laura Wasser, is also asking for spousal support, as well as attorney’s fees.
Sanders, who is repped by Lance Spiegel, also filed his response to the divorce petition. He’s also requesting joint custody. He is not asking for spousal support. As for attorney’s fees, he wants to share the costs with Liberty.
“So, listen, Liberty, love. I know this is all my fault, and I completely ruined our family, but what do you say you and I both split the cost of the divorce 50/50 like civil adults? It’s just I spent a great deal of money on dental dam- clothes for the kids! Clothes for the kids. The price of shoes today, amirite? Ahaha! Ha… I’ll go start writing you giant checks now. Good talk.”
Photos: Getty, Splash News
If your ears stick out….don’t slick your hair back.
Words to live by…
the wife es muy creepy looking.
she looks like one of the Wicked Witch of the West’s flying monkeys.
More like Gary Oldman’s character in the Fifth Element
damn, mike. nailed it.
http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Gary-Oldman-Fifth-Element-550×478.jpg
these photos of her are terrible, the ones of her dressed up as Catwoman for Halloween are much better.
It’s just a crappy look for her …
http://www.thequietfront.com/storage/qf-251-300/qf-295/Liberty_Ross-Eric_Traore-03.jpeg
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1130696!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-liberty-ross-lingerie.jpg
Pale, small breasted, emotionless, and kind of needing a bath. The man definitely has a type.
I’m not surprised she’s asking for spousal support. If you’re wed to a demonic elf, they’ll take you for everything you’ve got.
She looks like a villain from Star Trek
Anyone mature enough knows that this was going to happen regardless the affair.
You know what else licking Kristin Stewart’s vagina is bad for? Fresh breath.
I’m betting that he couldn’t get that taste out of his mouth…and Liberty was reminded of that every time they tried to kiss and make up.
What’s that old saying? “When you kiss your wife, she’s performing cunnilingus on all the women you’ve performed cunnilingus on”? Or something… I don’t really remember.
I wonder if he feels it was “worth it.”
“disso-queen” hahaha. There goes Rupert’s David FIncher connection (she’s Atticus Ross’ sister)
its, not it’s
Gee, I bet Kristen was the first Rupert ever targeted. Who else has he worked with?
Mr Sanders obviously has a thing for angry looking women.
If ever we needed proof Summit spent a huge amount of cash on damage control, Robert Pattinson dumping Stewart and Liberty Ross dumping Sanders at the exact same time a few months after the last Twilight flick has got to be it right?
What in the world is that?
The day Kristen Stewart became a step up in comparison. Who would have guessed.
everyone who knows how a clock works?
ie: new young poon always > old poon.
This also explains why you always unzip your fly whenever anyone asks you what time it is.
I hate to have to post this twice, but …
http://www.thequietfront.com/storage/qf-251-300/qf-295/Liberty_Ross-Eric_Traore-03.jpeg
that’s her.
As is
http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/model/000000015443-liberty_ross-fullsize.jpg
A poorly chosen sever look does not a step up to Kristen make.
“May I seat you sir? Today’s specials are Moo Goo Gai Pan, War Su Gai, and stab Kristen Stewart in the face. Oops.”
nice try mystique.
we all know its you.
And this matters to who?…Seriously, it was inevitable and completely expected by anyone with half a brain…..so why write about this event between two non-entities?
Holy shit, she is “Ranx Xerox”s sister. Google it.
“Dude looks like a lady”
Poor Rupert. Losing his wife will mean he won’t be able to use her ears to receive free satellite TV anymore…
I think that lady’s head is bad for a marriage.
Kristen Stewart and the soon-to-be-ex-wife look scarily alike:
http://www.refinery29.com/2013/01/42351/liberty-ross-divorce-nude-pics?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=liberty
And when I get excited
My little Gothic girl
She says “Oh baby, just you shut your mouth…”
Great. Now I’ll have that in my head all day long.
He looks like an arrogant ass and she is the same.
Definitely not her best look.
If I was married to that lampshade I would run after an alley cat like Kristen Stewart too.
it’s all in those pissed-off pressed lips of hers.
If his wife gets a divorce, he can go back to Kristen lickedly split.
Rupert wants the Lord to strike him down and rescue him from this obvious succubus.
ok that head line is way inappropriate. he’s older and wiser. and youall are assholes!
She looks like Macaulay Culkin.
I now see why he went for Kristen Stewart……
She is an English model. Kind of like a Rover 75.
What’s up with the dude in the blue dress?
I see we no longer have any standards for article titles anymore.
Marrying a dummy is bad for your marriage. Isn’t that Charlie McCarthy?
She looks bad in these pics but do a quick image search, she’s way better looking. This was just a very unflattering look.
There’s no way a man would dump a British super model for a stuttering girl who looks like a boy.
She’s no Servalan, and he’s no Blake.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I certainly wouldn’t mind having a go at Kristen’s vagina.
Kristen was 22 years old at the time of this event. Rupert was 42 y/o and new better. Why do Kristen get all the blame? They both were wrong?
marriage sucks. any married man understands another married man risking his marriage and half his shit for a lick of k-stew vag