Rumer Willis Is Already Partying Again

January 31st, 2012 // 44 Comments
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Rumer Willis just watched Demi Moore get taken away in an ambulance after going on a whip-it and K2 Spice bender because she’s too beautiful to buy real drugs, I have no fucking clue, so of course Rumer was already out hitting SAG parties by the weekend, according to E! News:

Meanwhile, over the weekend, while Moore was beginning her spiritual counseling, Rumer and her sister Tallulah made the rounds at the Four Seasons spa in Beverly Hills Saturday afternoon. Sunday night, Rumer rejoined Glenn Close and daughter Annie Starke at a Screen Actors Guild Award afterparty at the Chateau Marmont.

In Rumer’s defense, it has to be pretty messed up to see your mom acting like a high school burnout, so you do what you have to do to cope with that. Also, she probably feels partially to blame because all those times she rounded a corner and made Demi scream, “DON’T KILL ME, BOXFACEMAN” couldn’t have helped. The mind’s a delicate instrument.

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  1. Neck down, that’s a hell of a party. Neck up, it’s a concrete block with eyes.

  2. jamiewithanh

    her face is so perplexing! Is it Demi, is it Bruce? Can’t.Look.Away.

  3. Since I’m already going to hell, I’ll just say that I just don’t understand how with 2 good looking parents, a child could look like her. I know it’s superficial (so I’m in the right spot), but …. I’ve said enough.

    • Frank Burns

      Already going to hell? Not with the help of Kim Kardashian’s bible study group! Sister Kim will cure what ails ya!

  4. Rumer Willis Cleavage Romper Legs
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    Oh dear lord. Look at the paparazzi photographer snapping the pictures. Straight out of the early 80s with the LEGWARMERS? Dear Lord lady — get some Uggs.

  5. forrest gump

    with whom?

  6. Honest Abe

    Must suck looking like her and having Demi for a mom…

  7. stratacat

    i wonder if ashton banged her out.

  8. Johnny P!

    Hey, she had line-ups of celebrities and famous directors, producers, agents. etc. come up to her at the parties. Of course, it was only to ask “How’s you’re Mom?”, “How’s Demi doing?”, but the girl with a face like a smack bottom will take her spotlight any way she can get it.

  9. little turtle head

    Wow she’s fucking hot!!!! I’d plant a baby in her ASAP!!!!

  10. Aww Rumer, why the octagonal face? Tell me whats bother you.

  11. EricLr

    You have to love a responsible father who says “I’m going to raise my daughter spoiled as hell in Hollywood, then help her get into movies as a child actor, then let my batshit crazy ex-wife raise her with sole custody.”

    And to think he never even got a “Father of the Year” coffee mug. What’s a guy gotta do, hit on her friends too?

  12. Mike Davis

    Please make this stop before it goes any further. The last thing we need is to follow the day to day happenings of a future rehab story. Perhaps it’s a long-shot, but has anyone else noticed the rollout of this story and the sudden news/attention frenzy over this girl? Is it just me who imagines that Demi is somewhere in the Caribbean, watching with a mother’s eye as her fake drug problem brings attention to her actress-wannabe daughter? You can’t buy this much free publicity! I wonder if Wil Smith is angry because he didn’t think of it first!

  13. Marie

    Of course she is. There is little to no consequences in her world. Because of her last name she and others like her are raised with the knowledge that they are protected from the law and life. Too bad she probably doesnt truly get sometimes all the money in the world cant protect you from the life threatning/ degenerative diseases hers and her mother’s lifestyle puts her at risk for. Even just smoking cigarettes and taking birth control raises your risk of certain life threatning cancers by many fold and Im sure that’s the least of it. The rich and famous can be protected from most things except…THEMSELVES. Period.

  14. Jessesgirl

    Her problem is she looks like someone copied and pasted Bruce’s face onto a woman’s body. Bruce’s features just don’t work on a chick.

  15. cc

    She kind of got shafted…decent body, lovely skin, Flintstone face.

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    My, my – What a big girl you are, Rumer…

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    Alexa Joel
    Commented on this photo:

    Your mom’s Demi Moore, and you look like Bruce Willis. Fuck my life!

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    King Diamond
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    I’d party hard if I were her. Great way to forget my ugly potato head.

  19. Hey, if I had a face shaped like a milk carton, I’d want to be high off my ass 24-7.

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    King Diamond
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    She shouldn’t have coloured her hair red. Because of the red hair, she now has all the features of Rocky Dennis down pat. Rocky Dennis look a success.

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    King Diamond
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    Bird face

  22. Buddy the Elf

    It’s a MAN, baby.

  23. pretty vacant

    these pics look so much better with
    bamboo chutes under my fingernails.
    -and even better when i combine the bamboo chutes under my fingernails and my tongue nailed to a piece of wood and my feet soaking in sulfuric acid.

  24. JC

    Why shouldn’t she party? She isn’t the one who got hospitalized for doing too many whip-its. Two people entered the Shitty Drug Thunderdome, and one left. As it should be.

    I also feel like a skilled Photoshopper could make her into a real hot chick with very little effort. It’s a damn shame that it’s such a fine line between a young Demi Moore and a mailbox.

  25. Sometime, I sit and look at a woman and think, “If I found out she has a penis, it would make her a good deal hotter. Like, she woudn’t be an ugly woman, but a really passable t-girl.” I don’t know why I felt like sharing that, other than it seemed relevant here.

  26. zing

    So they’re remaking “Tootsie” with Bruce Willis? Fucking Hollywood.

  27. Parker

    I think it’s great that she can hang around with Glen Close cause next to her she can’t help but look better.

  28. Rumer Willis Cleavage Romper Legs
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    Whatever, she’s cute. I guess I just like red hair.

  29. Cookie

    Congratulations Miss Easter Island 2012!

  30. anonym

    her face looks so awkwardly funny, I can’t stop laughing every time I see it

  31. Rob

    Yeah, whats with the face? Does she say, “FACED!” when burning someone. is there an awkward silence when someone else says it? Why does she hang around douchebags that say, “FACED!!!” ????

  32. Aaron Paul's Pussy Juice

    It gets tater

  33. I want to thank everyone who posted here. They say laughter is the best medicine. I just overdosed. Laughing so hard tears are running out my eyes. It cannot get any better than this.

  34. well at least her hair looks a lot better….

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