Rumer Willis is a Model. I Guess.

January 13th, 2011 // 117 Comments

Despite having the exact same facial structure as Glenn Quagmire, Rumer Willis is now the new face of Badgley Mishka thus keeping alive the proud Hollywood tradition of making whatever falls out of a wealthy vagina a model. What concerns me the most all about this, is that her mom buys plastic surgery in bulk, yet can’t forgo one knee-tuck to sand her daughter’s chin down to a tolerable Reese Witherspoon level. Not only would it boost Rumer’s confidence, but also provide her with a valuable tool for self-defense. Not that her current Hammer of Thor approach isn’t working, but I think we can all agree stabbing is more lady-like.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Rumer Willis
    Amy Tits
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl is ugly.

  2. Peanutty

    That dress makes my mouth water. I think she has had plastic surgery. I mean there is only so much you can do with bone structure.

    • GravyLeg

      And by bone structure, you mean when you look like Rocky from Mask…

    • Esol Esek

      Dead on, her face looks like Divine of John Waters fame. Sideways, she looks like Jaws from James Bond. She looks smart enough to know she shouldn’t be in showbiz, but does she have the discipline to become a doctor, lawyer or scientist when she’s already a future millionaire?

      It’s insane how much genetic power Bruce Willis head and jaw had. To outweigh the (past) delicacy of Demi’s face, and in a woman, is pretty alarming.

  3. Ancient Egyptian Sphincter

    I suppose modeling is better than sucking Ash.

  4. I guess Badgley Mischka is counting on the idea that Rumor Willis is more well known than Badgley Mischka…which would be a fair bet. Cletus Slempky who eats dirt at my local gas station is probably more well known than whatever that brand is.

  5. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    It works because we are all looking at the dresses trying to avoid eye contact with the chin. I guess Medusa was booked.

  6. Rumer Willis
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Objectionable face or not, that ass is looking sweet

  7. Peanutty

    This ad campaign is genius. Find the homeliest star child and away we go!

    • Righteous, dude

      You are a motherfucking idiot. Hope your ego isn’t so fragile that this little bit of truth drives you over the edge.

      • Peanutty

        Yeah dude, I can take it. Not sure what set you off but………Oh wait! Is this the “Dude, who stole my car ” ?

  8. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or should pic #9 come with the caption “Hulk MAD! Hulk SMASH!”

  9. Herman the Kid

    You never know, perhaps Badgley Mischka is trying to break into that oh so profitable tranny market.

  10. dR

    Is it me, or should pic #9 come with the caption “Hulk MAD! Hulk SMASH THINGS!”

  11. pookiewookie

    It just goes to prove, its who you know, or better yet who you’re related to.

    • cc

      Unbelievable. I could go to the nearest shopping centre and find someone more model-like working retail. Hell, there isn’t a single woman at the front desk at my gym who isn’t more attractive than Rumer.

      • GravyLeg

        Dude. Let’s be honest. I can go to the Special Olympics and find a dozen “someones” better looking than Rumer Willis.

  12. Rumer Willis
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great!

  13. I think Rocky Dennis looks better than when he was Cher’s kid.

  14. Chuck

    She’ld do in a pinch…but it’ld have to be doggy because she looks like her dad with long hair.

  15. eatme


  16. She has a decent figure, teeth, big hair & a trust fund.
    As long as she has those Rumer should be able to get men & work.
    It ain’t that bad.
    Have some love for girls with funny faces….oh wait, the blogger is into that chick Blake Lively. So he must understand.

  17. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Have you ever seen what Mileena from Mortal Kombat looks like under the mask? That’s what I think of when I see her jaw.

  18. GravyLeg

    Wow, and here I thought model quality in fashion was recession-proof… I stand corrected.

  19. rien

    holy photoshop.

  20. Rumer Willis
    Mr. Krinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    Surprisingly, there’s no close ups of her face and/or her face is always covered with her hair, I wonder why that is?

  21. Mortimer Duke

    I smell butt pads and hair extenson glue.

  22. Lady Blah Blah

    Face looks like a what you’d get if a deranged child merged photos of Adrien Brody, Marilyn Manson, and Joaquin Phoenix.

  23. Reggie Rhino

    Poor Girl..She has her dad’s jaw and her mom’s nose and fake tits!

  24. Tubbo

    It must suck to have a hot mom and have butter fac……….body is’nt good either. Sorry.

  25. Mr Obvious

    good god she’s ugly. Not even fugly, just ugly.

  26. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great when you can’t see her face.

  27. guy rossi

    Fish you are ignoring her great ass. You’re slippin

  28. Rumer Willis
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  29. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ look at her legs.

  30. hmna

    Why is Bruce Willis doing ads in drag now?

  31. AteIsEnough

    I remember a movie Rumor was in like 15 years ago when she was just a little shit and wasn’t even know. I also remember saying that little girl is super ugly!! Just saying.

  32. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    shes not that bad looking…whats your guys problem, so she has bigger than average chin, its like like she has a giant nose or horse teeth or anything..who cares.

  33. Get Ready

    I’m pretty sure what you think is her ass is really just the rest of her chin.

  34. stevebeagle

    that head looks like something right off of Mt rusmore

  35. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like having an all-in-one Bruce Willis / Demi Moore ménage à trois, but with less collagen and bald.

  36. Cat

    She already has had her chin reduced.

  37. kara

    first sentence of this post = hilarious. i could’ve stopped reading then. i didn’t, of course.

  38. GravyLeg

    When she stands in front of a fun house mirror her reflection looks like a normal person.

  39. GravyLeg

    That is a face shape that is HELL to buy glasses for. So what frame style looks best with TRAPEZOID???

  40. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    not only a beautiful face, she’s tall and slender too

  41. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    I will bet you anything they are both scheduled for upcoming surgeries with Mila Kunis’ eye doctor…

  42. Rumer Willis
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    That bag is as big as the girl!

  43. Clyde

    Call me superficial but I believe modeling and stripping are two jobs that should NOT be equal opportunity.

  44. Desmoot

    Why the long face?

  45. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Taco de carnitas, chopped onion and salsa.

  46. lightdragon

    So Rocky Dennis came back as a female.

  47. roseY

    wait, so now you have to be UGLY to be a model??

    • kelly

      no, but you can be a well known celebrity child, like her, thats why shes a model duh if she was a normal person no chance in hell

  48. Cardinal Fang

    I wonder if she screams as well as her dad? Love to find out. (cue standard Willis movie scream).

  49. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter what she wears, she will always look like Bruce Willis in drag. Not her fault, but still true.

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