Despite having the exact same facial structure as Glenn Quagmire, Rumer Willis is now the new face of Badgley Mishka thus keeping alive the proud Hollywood tradition of making whatever falls out of a wealthy vagina a model. What concerns me the most all about this, is that her mom buys plastic surgery in bulk, yet can’t forgo one knee-tuck to sand her daughter’s chin down to a tolerable Reese Witherspoon level. Not only would it boost Rumer’s confidence, but also provide her with a valuable tool for self-defense. Not that her current Hammer of Thor approach isn’t working, but I think we can all agree stabbing is more lady-like.
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This girl is ugly.
That dress makes my mouth water. I think she has had plastic surgery. I mean there is only so much you can do with bone structure.
And by bone structure, you mean when you look like Rocky from Mask…
Fucking score @ Gravy
OH SLAM DUNK MY MAN!
ahahahaha she really does!!
Dead on, her face looks like Divine of John Waters fame. Sideways, she looks like Jaws from James Bond. She looks smart enough to know she shouldn’t be in showbiz, but does she have the discipline to become a doctor, lawyer or scientist when she’s already a future millionaire?
It’s insane how much genetic power Bruce Willis head and jaw had. To outweigh the (past) delicacy of Demi’s face, and in a woman, is pretty alarming.
I suppose modeling is better than sucking Ash.
I guess Badgley Mischka is counting on the idea that Rumor Willis is more well known than Badgley Mischka…which would be a fair bet. Cletus Slempky who eats dirt at my local gas station is probably more well known than whatever that brand is.
So you and your Dad aren’t close?
No, he’s all the way across town…on your mom.
It works because we are all looking at the dresses trying to avoid eye contact with the chin. I guess Medusa was booked.
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Objectionable face or not, that ass is looking sweet
This ad campaign is genius. Find the homeliest star child and away we go!
You are a motherfucking idiot. Hope your ego isn’t so fragile that this little bit of truth drives you over the edge.
Yeah dude, I can take it. Not sure what set you off but………Oh wait! Is this the “Dude, who stole my car ” ?
Is it me, or should pic #9 come with the caption “Hulk MAD! Hulk SMASH!”
You never know, perhaps Badgley Mischka is trying to break into that oh so profitable tranny market.
Considering how many trannies we see on this site on a regular basis, they may have a considerable market.
…or the even more profitable Phemalius Butterfacius market.
Is it me, or should pic #9 come with the caption “Hulk MAD! Hulk SMASH THINGS!”
It just goes to prove, its who you know, or better yet who you’re related to.
Unbelievable. I could go to the nearest shopping centre and find someone more model-like working retail. Hell, there isn’t a single woman at the front desk at my gym who isn’t more attractive than Rumer.
Dude. Let’s be honest. I can go to the Special Olympics and find a dozen “someones” better looking than Rumer Willis.
She looks great!
I think Rocky Dennis looks better than when he was Cher’s kid.
Oh…so close. You had a great joke in there, but lost it in illiteracy.
If gay bashing wasn’t illegal I would punch your face McFeel, stay smug sweetheart.
Great minds dude…
She’ld do in a pinch…but it’ld have to be doggy because she looks like her dad with long hair.
truth! poor thang…
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She has a decent figure, teeth, big hair & a trust fund.
As long as she has those Rumer should be able to get men & work.
It ain’t that bad.
Have some love for girls with funny faces….oh wait, the blogger is into that chick Blake Lively. So he must understand.
Have you ever seen what Mileena from Mortal Kombat looks like under the mask? That’s what I think of when I see her jaw.
Wow, and here I thought model quality in fashion was recession-proof… I stand corrected.
holy photoshop.
Surprisingly, there’s no close ups of her face and/or her face is always covered with her hair, I wonder why that is?
I smell butt pads and hair extenson glue.
Face looks like a what you’d get if a deranged child merged photos of Adrien Brody, Marilyn Manson, and Joaquin Phoenix.
Poor Girl..She has her dad’s jaw and her mom’s nose and fake tits!
i think you mean her mom’s jaw. demi moore could grate cheese with that jaw.
Grate cheese? More like carve a canoe.
It must suck to have a hot mom and have butter fac……….body is’nt good either. Sorry.
good god she’s ugly. Not even fugly, just ugly.
I thought fugly was worse than ugly…..
she looks great when you can’t see her face.
Fish you are ignoring her great ass. You’re slippin
Yikes!!!!!
Jesus Christ look at her legs.
Why is Bruce Willis doing ads in drag now?
I remember a movie Rumor was in like 15 years ago when she was just a little shit and wasn’t even know. I also remember saying that little girl is super ugly!! Just saying.
shes not that bad looking…whats your guys problem, so she has bigger than average chin, its like like she has a giant nose or horse teeth or anything..who cares.
I’m pretty sure what you think is her ass is really just the rest of her chin.
that head looks like something right off of Mt rusmore
It’s like having an all-in-one Bruce Willis / Demi Moore ménage à trois, but with less collagen and bald.
She already has had her chin reduced.
first sentence of this post = hilarious. i could’ve stopped reading then. i didn’t, of course.
When she stands in front of a fun house mirror her reflection looks like a normal person.
That is a face shape that is HELL to buy glasses for. So what frame style looks best with TRAPEZOID???
Yes, win.
Gravy, you are on a roll today!
Seriously, you have the best comments lol
LOL – Awww… Thank you! I DO try… They aren’t all gems but if it got one good laugh I am happy… :)
not only a beautiful face, she’s tall and slender too
I will bet you anything they are both scheduled for upcoming surgeries with Mila Kunis’ eye doctor…
That bag is as big as the girl!
Call me superficial but I believe modeling and stripping are two jobs that should NOT be equal opportunity.
Why the long face?
Taco de carnitas, chopped onion and salsa.
So Rocky Dennis came back as a female.
wait, so now you have to be UGLY to be a model??
no, but you can be a well known celebrity child, like her, thats why shes a model duh if she was a normal person no chance in hell
I wonder if she screams as well as her dad? Love to find out. (cue standard Willis movie scream).
I take it back. I saw other pics of the chin. I just couldn’t do it.
No matter what she wears, she will always look like Bruce Willis in drag. Not her fault, but still true.