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- Tyler Perry earned more money than anyone in Hollywood last year. [Huffington Post]
- Tom Hardy doesn’t understand that the fake controversy about his sexuality is supposed to surface when promoting a big film, not when shooting it. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Westfeldt makes sure Jon Hamm‘s penis is free and clear of Canuck vagina. [Lainey Gossip]
- Olivia Munn is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Breaking Dawn trailer will sparklefuck your mind to pieces. [FilmDrunk]
- Katie Holmes is borrowing Tom’s clothes again. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Megan Fox‘s breasts hang out all over the place in this video while she says stuff about something. [Popoholic]
- Please, God, make this mean that Shia LaBeouf is moving to Japan and never coming back. [theCHIVE]
- The new opener for Two and a Half Men featuring Ashton Kutcher singing will go over great with your dad. [TooFab]
- Apparently the irony of Marilyn Monroe‘s death from an overdose is completely lost on Michelle Williams. [Popsugar]
- Armie Hammer hangs out with jerks, but isn’t one. [Just Jared]
- Kirstie Alley is a runway model now. No, really. [Starpulse]
- Hollywood gave Patrick Swayze cancer so this could happen. Someone had to say it. [Videogum]
- Proofreading is pussy shit. [Heavy]
- Okay, maybe ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ wasn’t such a bad idea after all. [BuzzFeed]
- The Sexiest Rookie Cheerleaders of NFL 2011 Season [Bleacher Report]
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Fit bird alert!
i want her suit.
i just want what’s in it
I can’t think of a thing to say that doesn’t involve some sort of dildo analogy.
I came to comment to say exactly this!
Some not very subliminal marketing going on right there.
I hope no one gets too agressive with that glass bottle. If it breaks you’re going to the ER.
Dude … buzz kill!
rosie’s she’s much hotter in lingerie; not so crazy about candice in clothes either. but who’s this new VS model–whoa fuckin nellehhh….
http://www.victoriassecret.com/bras/the-gorgeous-collection
Ooh she’s pretty! She has that real girl pretty that doesn’t appear to have been fucked with by plastic surgery. In short, I’d sparklefuck her.
LOL i’d fuck her til her eyes sparkle :)))
I looked up Sparklefuck, here is the definition………
sparklefuck
the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg,
shes lindsay ellingson, shes been a vs model for a while actually. Personally i prefer rosie. lindsays a bit plain to me
Bahahaha! “Sparklefuck”. That’s awesome. Now I want to start a band and call it Sparklefuck.
I’ll take 2 of whatever she is selling.
Yummy.
She’s actually got a really pretty smile yet she rarely smiles. She’s always got that fake fuck-me face on.
It’s more like ” I am a dunce face ” Not that that’s a bad thing .
I was gonna say she always looks doped up in photos. Coke, it’s probably coke…
What is she selling, heroin?
whatever it is it’s shaped so women can fuck themselves with it
Rosie ……. A Megan Fox wannabe
Surprised she’s not getting any movie deals. TF: Dark of the Moon made a billion dollars, and movie studios aren’t clamoring for her. Surprising, since a majority of people love her more than Megan Fox.
She sucked in transformers, so im not surprised at all
I want blow job
I’ll bet I could fit both her and Ali Lohan around my penis. It would be like when Jose Canseco was in the on deck circle with two donuts on his bat.
Stupid airhead bitch.
How come that dude is wearing a wig and holding a perfume bottle?