Transformers: Dark of the Moon premiered last night in New York, so Photo Boy and I took the liberty of tossing together this gallery pitting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley against her predecessor Megan Fox at the 2009 premiere of Revenge of the Fallen, so you guys can actually argue over something meaningful for a change. Keep in mind, one of these women – How do I put this delicately? – was a pork receptacle for Shia LaBeouf, while the other currently has sex with Jason Statham. However, both were systematically tortured by Michael Bay, presumably because he didn’t get his PB&J that day, so you’re going to weigh all the evidence carefully and not hastily choose a butt to pee in all willy-nilly.
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