Roseanne Barr stopped by The Late Late Show to chat with Craig Ferguson. She brought up her single status and (Brace yourself) vaginal rejuvenation surgery. She now claims to have a “va-junior.” Ha ha *HORF* Fortunately, no one was hurt because, as usual, only five people watched Craig Ferguson and six of them were drunk. But I felt like sharing the footage with you because, well, I really love you guys. I don’t say it enough lately, so hopefully this let’s you know how I truly feel. Without further ado I present for your viewing pleasure: Roseanne Barr talking about her noonerhole. Enjoy.
Thanks to Kelly who is never allowed on my couch while watching Roseanne.
Video: RedLasso
cate | April 11, 2008 at 10:55 am
Thank god my vagina is still tight all on its own…
someguy | April 11, 2008 at 10:55 am
First. I think. Actually, Ferguson has beaten Conan in the most recent week in ratings.
emily | April 11, 2008 at 10:56 am
Hey, a-hole! I love Craig Ferguson! I didn’t watch that interview because Rosanne makes me want to barf, vaginal rejuvination or no. Craig’s hilarious, though. Much better than Conan or stupid fucking Jimmy Kimmel.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 10:57 am
“as usual, only five people watched Craig Ferguson and six of them were drunk”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Argyle | April 11, 2008 at 10:57 am
Oh god, I just threw up all over the cubicle next to mine. Sweet Christmas, man, you can’t just go talking about something like Roseanne’s… oh god, not again
sportsdvl | April 11, 2008 at 10:58 am
Hey #4, it’s one thing to spam the message boards but at least try to sound sober when you do it you fucking retard.
emily | April 11, 2008 at 10:59 am
Plus the video’s not working. Which may be a defense mechanism of the internet used in a desperate attempt to save itself from Rosanne talking about her hoohah surgery.
Bigheadmike | April 11, 2008 at 10:59 am
there is no picture… How am I supposed to read without pictures!!!!!!!
Judd | April 11, 2008 at 11:06 am
Now THAT I wanna see!! woof!!
cnn says | April 11, 2008 at 11:08 am
you are right 2. it is on cnn.com.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/tv.fergusons.first.ap/index.html
cnn says | April 11, 2008 at 11:08 am
you are right 2. it is on cnn.com.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/tv.fergusons.first.ap/index.html
cnn says | April 11, 2008 at 11:10 am
whoops i double clicked
Scooby | April 11, 2008 at 11:10 am
I haven’t watched him, but Ferguson did recently beat Conan in the ratings:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/tv.fergusons.first.ap/index.html
Geoge Washington | April 11, 2008 at 11:12 am
Its called active X controls people.
I know, Windows sux.Try Firefox you will be much better off.
You are not missing anything anyways.
There went lunch, thanks fish.
tina | April 11, 2008 at 11:13 am
Really? I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn’t she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?
motorboating sumbitch | April 11, 2008 at 11:23 am
Tina? If we kill you will anyone fuckin care? No, didn’t think so.
Jimmy! | April 11, 2008 at 11:23 am
HORF!? That’s pretty good, I gotta put that into my sentences
restingonlaurels | April 11, 2008 at 11:28 am
am i the only one who grew up without cable and thought “roseann” was comedic gold?? like the episode where she takes darlene’s home ec class to the grocery store and reveals the secret of putting store-brand oat cereal bags into the old cheerios boxes?
Little Fishies | April 11, 2008 at 11:32 am
Why do idiots post links to lame ass celebrity hook up sites?
100% fiction posted for your loathing pleasure…
Do tad poles really swim the Atlantic?
Jay-Jay | April 11, 2008 at 11:34 am
what the fuck, first Vanilla Ice, now Roseanne Barr!?!? It’s not Halloween. Show something nice to look at. I’m working!
midnite_toker | April 11, 2008 at 11:35 am
#18 Growing up without cable is no excuse for not developing any sort of critical faculties whatsoever. Some people will just watch anything, like this whiny untalented attention whore. Roseanne = “Comedic gold”? Christ.
Vote Democrat-End the War! | April 11, 2008 at 11:37 am
End the War! Vote Democrat!
50,000 Americans died in the Vietnam war, a war that could not be won like Iraq.
4,000+ Americans have already died in the Iraq war. Let’s not wait until 50,000 Americans die before deciding to end the war.
Here is a perfect example of why the US should end the war in Iraq.
In the 1980s, Libya increasingly distanced itself from the West, and was accused of committing mass acts of state sponsored terrorism. When evidence of Libyan complicity was discovered in the Berlin discotheque terrorist bombing that killed two American servicemen, the United States responded by launching an aerial bombing attack against targets near Tripoli and Benghazi in April 1986.
In 1991, two Libyan intelligence agents were indicted by federal prosecutors in the U.S. and Scotland for their involvement in the December 1988 bombing of Pan Am flight 103. Six other Libyans were put on trial in absentia for the 1989 bombing of UTA Flight 772. The UN Security Council demanded that Libya surrender the suspects, cooperate with the Pan Am 103 and UTA 772 investigations, pay compensation to the victims’ families, and cease all support for terrorism. Libya’s refusal to comply led to the approval of UNSC Resolution 748 on March 31, 1992, imposing sanctions on the state designed to bring about Libyan compliance. Continued Libyan defiance led to further sanctions by the UN against Libya in November 1993.
In 2003, more than a decade after the sanctions were put in place, Libya began to make dramatic policy changes in regard to the Western world with the open intention of pursuing a Western-Libyan détente. The Libyan government announced its decision to abandon its weapons of mass destruction programs and pay almost 3 billion US dollars in compensation to the families of Pan Am flight 103 as well as UTA Flight 772.
The decision was welcomed by many western nations and was seen as an important step for Libya toward rejoining the international community. Since 2003 the country has made efforts to normalize its ties with the European Union and the United States and has even coined the catchphrase, ‘The Libya Model’, an example intended to show the world what can be achieved through negotiation rather than force when there is goodwill on both sides.
jeff | April 11, 2008 at 11:44 am
for some reason, i have the strong desire to hook up with a rich celebrity’s vagina while giving libya a reach around.
someguy | April 11, 2008 at 11:45 am
#23:
Amen, brother, but perhaps you should find another channel for your thoughts. I think you’ll just piss off a lot of people who are here just to see boobies.
I like boobies.
Wallgreens | April 11, 2008 at 11:46 am
@ 23
Your perscriptions are ready for pick up.
Both – valume and methadone.
And may we suggest a double dose of contraceptives.
Thank you.
Pope | April 11, 2008 at 11:46 am
In 2008 some asscap wasted approximately one hour of his day trying to convince readers of a gossip site to vote democrat.
Sophie | April 11, 2008 at 11:50 am
Hahahaha I think she’s funny! If she’s joking about it, HA. If she really did do it, HA. Crackin me up ya crazy Utah woman….
Jay-Jay | April 11, 2008 at 11:50 am
thanks #23! At first I was going to vote for ol’ wrinkle neck, with the post traumatic stress disorder. I thought he was my man, but now I’m voting Democrat! I love you.
Mark B | April 11, 2008 at 11:51 am
Sir, I hope you die spitting blood for exposing this vile garbage to those of us lucky enough to NOT see it already…
Sophie | April 11, 2008 at 11:54 am
Yeah, because you know she shows IT right to Craig LMFAO
nipolian | April 11, 2008 at 11:58 am
Fuck this nonsense………I’m going back to the Robin Wright Penn post.
havoc | April 11, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Mother of God…..
Redeem yourself immediately by posting Kim Kardashian ass shots.
Your very salvation is on the line here…..
.
justifiable | April 11, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Craig Ferguson is Scots – he’s used to seeing hideous sights like haggis. Come to think if it, there’s not much difference between Roseanne’s vag and a boiled sheep’s stomach stuffed with oatmeal.
No, I’m wrong, the boiled sheep’s stomach smells better.
ch474 | April 11, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I don’t want to see Rosanne’s boobies or her hoohaa. I don’t want to think about the sounds Rosanne would make during sex either.
Uh oh … too late …
Tom | April 11, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Oh yeah, THAT was what I had for breakfast. Thanks Superficial!
ugh | April 11, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Gaaaacckkk!
#17…Tina is what’s sittin’ in the pan in the OR following vaginal reconstruction.
Auntie Kryst | April 11, 2008 at 12:47 pm
What happened to the excess flesh from this medical proceedure? This newly twatted dumb twat could supply burn units in material for months..
got melanocortin 1 | April 11, 2008 at 12:48 pm
proud to say i was one of the six
a.true.patriot | April 11, 2008 at 12:58 pm
So…when she ‘adjusted her crotch’ during the singing of the National Anthem it was just ‘symbolic’?????
El-Coyote | April 11, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Silk purse from a pig’s ear?
Spazz | April 11, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Democrats suck.
Democrats who ruin my fun at bashing on celebs suck even more. Fuck off troll.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 1:13 pm
#42 – I’d go with “sleeve of wizard”.
Polly Pureheart | April 11, 2008 at 1:18 pm
That is so horrible… it’s right on par with imagining my parents having hot monkey love.
Mick | April 11, 2008 at 1:25 pm
She obviously wasn’t even serious. It was a joke because you know, she’s a comedian. This isn’t news and shouldn’t be on the site.
Harry Ballzack | April 11, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Sorry – I just could’nt bring myself to push the play button- I still remember the national anthem thing {{{ Brrrr….}}}
This pig is to revolting to even watch – much less hear her talking about her crotch-canyon
I wonder if she remembers her and Tom Arnold getting fired from Slim Fast when they were hired as spokespersons … they ended up eating 2 months worth of Slim Fast meals, shakes & snacks in 3 weeks
HAHAHAHAHA ……………
Jay-Jay | April 11, 2008 at 2:30 pm
(Larry the Cable guy accent)
yeah, Democrats suck Git-R-Done! Democrats who ruin my fun are gay, Git-R-Done. Eat Combos! Yeah! Gays 4 McCain! Wrinkle Necks 4 NASCAR!
(end Larry the Cable guy accent)
Jay-Jay | April 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm
(Ritalin Poster child face)
Sorry guys, I forgot my prescription this morning or maybe #26 was supposed to be directed to me, whichever, sorry.
(Continued Ritalin Poster child face)
Darwin award winner Jay-Jay. LOL
Spazz | April 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm
(Taco Bell sauce on Face)
I HATE LIBUHRULZ. THEY R SO MUZZY! DAY ALSO HAVE AIDZ.
(Condom falls off Daddy’s weener onto lil’ baby Spazz lap)
OH SHOOT, WE MAK MESSY ON SPAZZ
(Spazz has a seizure)
DUH BABYS ROND HER R ALL SPECAIL
(APPLAUSE)
Imagination | April 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm
“… and I’m not afraid to use it.”
That’s the reason it needed reconstruction: she was NEVER afraid to us it.
toolboy | April 11, 2008 at 3:09 pm
39
If the story wasn’t enough to make me want to go back into therapy, the thought of having Roseanne’s old labia as my new eyelid or lip will.
“Hey, why does my new lip smells like Brut 33???….Oh shit, Tom Arnold and Roseanne must have bumped uglies before her trip to the vagina barber!”