Rose McGowan was in a car accident a few weeks ago and the accident pushed her glasses into her face, slicing into it. She was scared of scarring but found an excellent plastic surgeon. She says:
“I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye.”
And that’s basically why I stopped wearing glasses. Sure, everything looks blurry, but I think all the people at the mall I drove through yesterday will agree that it’s totally worth it. At least they would if they could speak. Turns out blurry teenagers aren’t as immune to being run over by a car as you’d think.
Jiimbo | March 19, 2007 at 10:22 am
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Jiimbo | March 19, 2007 at 10:23 am
Who cares. Unless she is naked, big deal!!!
veggi | March 19, 2007 at 10:25 am
she looks like she’s blind already with that makeup.
NicotineEyePatch | March 19, 2007 at 10:27 am
Her makeup artist should be punched for the eyebrows in pic 1. They knew she was leaving the house.
DrPhowstus | March 19, 2007 at 10:28 am
Car accident my ass. If I hadn’t had sex six times that afternoon, I would have taken out both eyes. As it is, she almost drowned when I shot it up her nose. She sounded like Mer-man… that was hilarious.
you | March 23, 2011 at 11:43 pm
so you almost murdered someone by drowning them with your semen? you sound like a winner.
fergernauster | March 19, 2007 at 10:28 am
… Another trout-pout ho.
*snoozeramas*
schack | March 19, 2007 at 10:30 am
that’s like my worst nightmare
Spindoc | March 19, 2007 at 10:30 am
It’s amazing how the car accident gave her the exact same scar behind each ear.
veggi | March 19, 2007 at 10:30 am
charmed, I’m sure.
danielle | March 19, 2007 at 10:31 am
Sheesh. That’s such an ugly wo..man?
Good thing people like her keep the plastic-party doctor on speedial.
Charmed:) | March 9, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Yes, she is a woman. This picture is old and misleading, Rose McGowan is beautiful, unlike you, racist, wannabe big tits, dumbass, bitch. Thank you very much:)
schack | March 19, 2007 at 10:31 am
what is she famous for except showing up to the VMA’s with marilyn manson in a string dress?
Charmed:) | March 9, 2011 at 4:11 pm
No dumbass, she’s famous for being an amazing actress, being an amazing person, and because she’s beautiful, this is an old picture, you should see her now
HughJorganthethird | March 19, 2007 at 10:31 am
Is that how they are explaining penile-optical trauma these days….
F-Sucker | March 19, 2007 at 10:39 am
She used to be SMOKIN hot. But she’s looking kind of old in that top pic.
She was sexy as hell in The Doom Generation.
lambman | March 19, 2007 at 10:46 am
Rose is a goddess, I can’t wait to see her kick butt in Grindhouse, that poster of her with the machine gun leg is hot as hell
heisthejuan | March 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
She wears glasses? Gross.
schack | March 19, 2007 at 11:00 am
who hired YOU lambman. we all know that movie is going to be tarantino’s version of sucking. which involves shrouding the fact that the movie sucks with tits and bangbang.
DrPhowstus | March 19, 2007 at 11:13 am
@10 — Whoa! You got something against double D’s? It’s speeDdial Ms. Dictionary.
danielle | March 19, 2007 at 11:28 am
And…you waited to tell me this because?
Here’s something that spelled correctly:
NO LIFE.
^Jenna^ | March 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
U-G-L-Y. Honestly, if she did go to a plastic surgery I would pay for “Face off” – she just needs a new face.
Also, lambman, don’t you know that prosthetic machine guns are so last season?
Honestly, that movie is going to be soo bad
Charmed:) | March 9, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Who are you to judge someone by their looks? She’s an amazing person, and an awesome actress. The movie was great and so is Rose McGowan, no matter how old she gets, and I don’t except someone like you to like her anyways, because unlike you, she is smart, and intellegent.
DrPhowstus | March 19, 2007 at 11:35 am
@18 — Calm down ‘sistuh’, you must be flat chested. My bad (that’s how you people say it, right?). I didn’t mean to bring up any sore subjects. Carry on.
danielle | March 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
@20
Seriously, *sistuh*? Where the hell did that come from? Did your daddy help you come up with that one?, I mean, after he finished touching you of course.
If you knew anything about *sistuh’s*, as you so delicately put it, you would know that we are endowed with things called boobs, hips, and an actual waist. Only crackers are born with beans as boobs and stick thin figures. Read a book dickshit.
Go to hell…and call me when ya get there. Retard.
xo_breathless | March 19, 2007 at 11:43 am
the glasses/car accident is a closet fear of mine.
Adult Underoos | March 19, 2007 at 11:48 am
who the fuck is Rose McGowan? and why does the superfish suck so hard lately?
MultipleSpaceys | March 19, 2007 at 11:55 am
She looks like Dixie Carter. But Dixie Cater 30 years from now.
DrPhowstus | March 19, 2007 at 11:58 am
@21 — You’re so easy. I think I cried at that one. That was funny. My Dad had more black tail than Wilt Chamberlain. Nice try.
I still say flat as Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass up front.
danielle | March 19, 2007 at 12:04 pm
@25.
What? Why the hell would I care about where your daddy’s winkie’s been? I don’t give a fuck.
You’re flat-chested…great for you. I happen to not be.
Move on.
DrPhowstus | March 19, 2007 at 12:06 pm
@26 — So it should be DDanielle? Again, as you people would say, Oh dag!!!
N@ughty | March 19, 2007 at 12:07 pm
god! why do the sorriest actresses and celebrities survive car accidents? why couldn’t her car just blow the hell up into oblivion? and by the time police arrived on the scene, the paramedic probably would have discovered she was still breathing, but instead of notifying police, he just carries her out of the car purposely “accidentally” breaking her neck until her heartbeat stops. now THAT’S entertainment.
jrzmommy | March 19, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I think a scarred, one-eyed Rose McGowan would be cool. It would add to her tough-girl image. She could be like the Steve McQueen of her generation….only with one eye….and a chick……and talentless.
N@ughty | March 19, 2007 at 12:13 pm
by the way superfish…you wear glasses? i LOVE a smart guy…oh wait, you ran over teenagers. never mind…NEXT!
danielle | March 19, 2007 at 12:14 pm
@27.
(laughing…)
“As you people would say. Oh dag!!!!”
No hun, we don’t say dag. Please, do keep up with the times. Lame ass.
But, I’m sure people of your kind, species, accident…whatever, would say:
“Well, gee golly..wow pop!!!”
hahaha…milkies.
N@ughty | March 19, 2007 at 12:20 pm
@31 is this like a racial thing or what? i honestly think you guys are like the FUNNIEST ppl on here right now. PROPS to both of ya.
~N@ughty
Dan | March 19, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I’m sure her craniofacial deformity somehow contributed to this. Bitch’s eyes always look like they’re falling out.
whackjob | March 19, 2007 at 1:02 pm
21, though I enjoyed your post thoroughly, as you’re correcting others perhaps you’d consider the correct use of “dickshit”.
Originally it was “dipstick”, as in “at boy is as bright as a dipstick” (the long metal pointy thing in the engine to check oil level/quality), meaning not too smart.
It evolved to “dipshit”, with the continued inference on a lack of aptitude or intelligence.
Eventually other uses included dickwad, dickhead, dickwheat or fuckwad, and/or fuckstick.
But never, not ever dickshit. That’d just be wrong. Happy future name-calling, love your posts.
imran karim | March 19, 2007 at 1:36 pm
boohoo
imran karim
ImaCracka | March 19, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Damn she looks like Pat Benatar in that bottom photo…….
s0fa | March 19, 2007 at 2:22 pm
haahaha…ur commentary is the best. the only reason why I like this site over others
Starfish Troopers | March 19, 2007 at 3:08 pm
She looks like Sean Young now. They register about the same on the radar these days.
I liked it in Scream when she got snaggleboffed in the garage door. I bet she likes getting snaggleboffed in the garage door, huh huh huh.
Forbidden | March 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She used to be so fucking hot a few years ago. Anyway those are terrible pictures. There’s nothing ugly about Rose McGowan. To all the chicks calling her ugly, a)wether you’ve never seen how she looks like before and you have only seen these pictures (incredibly misleading) or b)how sad to call a chick ugly when you’ll never be as hot as she is/has been.
iamsosmrt | March 19, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I find there aren’t enough good words to insult people with these days so why can’t dickshit be used. One could look at it as a term that means someone extremely discusting and it’s origin could the extremely discusting slimy and clumpy poo residue that covers a dick that has just been ass hamering.
cm | March 19, 2007 at 5:31 pm
What a creepy looking woman. She looks like the mother in the Munsters or Adams Family. Yikes.
iamsosmrt | March 19, 2007 at 5:51 pm
#34, I find there aren’t enough good words to insult people with these days so why can’t dickshit be used. One could look at it as a term that means someone extremely discusting and it’s origin could the extremely discusting slimy and clumpy poo residue that covers a dick that has just been ass hamering.
Hecubus | March 19, 2007 at 7:07 pm
She came THAT close to being interesting, dammit. If she actually lost an eye or at least got a cool scar she’d have a little personality, as it is she’s just another ‘actress’
heather1984 | March 19, 2007 at 7:14 pm
she’s hot.
whackjob | March 19, 2007 at 7:29 pm
#42, your assertion is that proper use might include the example, “Danielle is an extremely disgusting slimy and clumpy poo crusted dickshit”?
Hmmmmmm, yes, I stand corrected, thanks for pointing this out. Danielle is a dickshit. Yep, has a certain ring to it. Danielle P. Dickshit. I like it.
GuitarGirl | March 19, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Why was she worried about the scar? I mean…is not like shes going to find a job on the big screen any time soon…and besides, in porn movies u dont care about the face ;)
stylebites | March 20, 2007 at 2:35 am
Rose McGowan and Michael Jackson are the same person! Sneaky sneaky…
Charmed:) | March 9, 2011 at 4:22 pm
fuck you. all i have to say:)
BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 5:57 am
Girlfriend is looking very, very, rough nowadays. She hit the wall and kept on going.
Chouli | March 20, 2007 at 8:00 am
She looks like Dixie Carter in the “after” photo.
15PiecesOfFlare | March 20, 2007 at 12:38 pm
She looks like Judy Garland in drag. Then again, Judy Garland looked like Judy Garland in drag.