Rosario Dawson is The Most Important Actress at Cannes and Other News

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- T-Pain is banging Ke$ha. Of course. [Popeater]

- In other Rapture-related news, Lady Gaga, Oprah, and Justin Bieber hold the Top 3 spots, in that order, on the Forbes Celebrity 100 List. [Starpulse]

- Woody Allen reveals his casting process. Surprise! It’s creepy. [Huffington Post]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst thing that ever happened to N.W.A. Ever. [Dlisted]

- The first look at Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games. Oh my god, her hair is totally braided, just like in the book! [Lainey Gossip]

- Elisabetta Canalis is wearing some Aladdin-looking thing. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Kate Moss is wearing a see-through shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Steven Seagal seeks support from Vladimir Putin in human immortality research. No, really. [FilmDrunk]

- Chelsea Costa in a shiny golden swimsuit. [Egotastic]

- Penelope Cruz unleashing the beasts yet again to promote Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. [Popoholic]

- At this point we should only start paying attention when Lea Michele doesn’t act like a bitch. [Celebslam]

- Ever have an argument with somebody who can’t stop saying how much smarter Europeans are than Americans? [theCHIVE]

- Ok, well maybe they have a point. Smart means slutty with alcohol-induced, lowered inhibitions, right? [Bleacher Report]

- This guy beat us to the punch. [BuzzFeed]

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