NOTE: This ends exactly like you think it does.
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- T-Pain is banging Ke$ha. Of course. [Popeater]
- In other Rapture-related news, Lady Gaga, Oprah, and Justin Bieber hold the Top 3 spots, in that order, on the Forbes Celebrity 100 List. [Starpulse]
- Woody Allen reveals his casting process. Surprise! It’s creepy. [Huffington Post]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst thing that ever happened to N.W.A. Ever. [Dlisted]
- The first look at Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games. Oh my god, her hair is totally braided, just like in the book! [Lainey Gossip]
- Elisabetta Canalis is wearing some Aladdin-looking thing. [Hollywood Tuna]
- And Kate Moss is wearing a see-through shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Steven Seagal seeks support from Vladimir Putin in human immortality research. No, really. [FilmDrunk]
- Chelsea Costa in a shiny golden swimsuit. [Egotastic]
- Penelope Cruz unleashing the beasts yet again to promote Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. [Popoholic]
- At this point we should only start paying attention when Lea Michele doesn’t act like a bitch. [Celebslam]
- Ever have an argument with somebody who can’t stop saying how much smarter Europeans are than Americans? [theCHIVE]
- Ok, well maybe they have a point. Smart means slutty with alcohol-induced, lowered inhibitions, right? [Bleacher Report]
- This guy beat us to the punch. [BuzzFeed]
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Who put Chris Tucker in a dress?
OMG, I just heard his squeaky voice in my head when I read that. good one hmna!
THIS!
She is hot. I definitely would put those legs on my shoulders and stick my head in between those legs.
You mean like that game people play in the water where 2 guys have 2 girls on their shoulders and fight until one couple falls over?
That’s what you were talking about, right?
Um not really, but I can say, when I’m done with her, she will be really wet.
That’s not how Marco Polo is played, sir.
Seems REALLY happy. And possibly REALLY drunk.
Everyone has lost their shoes. How soon until everything else comes off?
LOL look at the brotha back there. A blue mohawk, a purse, and those sandals.
The mouth on that woman…talk about a hot dog down a hallway!
Is that a pair of panties, or a beef curtain? Cos it could go either way…
she has a big mouth… she can take it
Smokin bod.
RuPaul has nothing on this drag queen.
This would be a more relevant story if she had gotten a little more naked at Cannes,perhaps like she did in “Alexander”.
Looks clearly like panties to me. Good for her :)
I can actually hear the paparazzo in this shot saying, “oh please, come on turn, upskirt, upskirt, no underwear, upskirt, I gotta make rent this month.”
YIKES
Not true. I thought it would end with her putting a plate in her lip.
I’ve heard of anal-bleaching, but labia bleaching?
Actress? Since when?
pretty sure you’d fall over if you tried to put those legs on your shoulders
Oh, Rosario. Get off the diet. Your large eyes and big, sexy mouth are not served by hollow cheeks.
Gaaahhhh!!!!
This is what I predicted on the last one!
I’ve never been more miserable to be right.
She’s beautiful
Looks like a female version of Serena Williams
Her boobs seem a bit smaller here than in Alexander. Still smokin’ hot though.
psst: SHE IS SEEN AS THE BIGGEST JOKE IN THE INDUSTRY.
the funny part is she doesn’t know it.
oh my. how much cocaine did she take ?
At least we didn’t see any ‘roast beef’ like we did with Britney…thank God!
I don’t care what you assholes say, I think she’s still smokin’ hot.
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