Rooney Mara Looks.. Neat? And Other News

December 13th, 2011 // 37 Comments

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- Kate Winslet looks back nostalgically on helping people get laid in the 90′s. [Huffington Post]

- Colton Haynes looks straight to me. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Aniston is the Sexiest Woman Of All Time according to Men’s Health. (Disclaimer: This list also includes Madonna in the #5 slot.) [Lainey Gossip]

- We get Britney Spears while Romania gets this. I blame capitalism. [Hollywood Tuna]

- At least we still have Miranda Kerr and her perpetual willingness to get naked. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Bar Refaeli has a lingerie calendar for 2012. Happy New Year! [Popoholic]

- Bruce Willis almost masks his contempt for the fact that he needs this money so bad. [TooFab]

- Brooke Mueller is dressed like a cowgirl at a shooting range, because that’s how sober people behave. [TMZ]

- What’s the only thing that could make dubstep tolerable? A hot chick stripteasing to it Nothing, the answer is nothing. [theCHIVE]

- If what you notice about these Irina Shayk pics is her angry face, you’re doing it wrong. [IDLYITW]

- Jared Leto and his band are now Guinness World Record holders. Anyone else guessing consecutive blow jobs given? [Just Jared]

- Something tells me Beyonce will bounce back from this financial hit. [Bossip]

- The always eloquent 50 Cent on the social ramifications of ‘paying to see cooch.’ [Starpulse]

- James Franco reviewed Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One. [FilmDrunk]

- Juliette Lewis stars in Shit Girls Say, Episode One, and I defy you to make it through this thing without punching your own face. [Heavy]

- The 25 Worst Athlete Acting Performances [Bleacher Report]

- 26 Of The Best Of The Worst Family Holiday Cards [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Never a rough ending in the cinemas, how come?

    “Jennifer Aniston is the Sexiest Woman Of All Time according to Men’s Health.”

    Why not! The woman got to win something. I’m all for this. I don’t even remember who was hot yesterday let alone years ago.

  2. Evil Dick Tater

    Live long and prosper, Rooney of Vulcan.

  3. Dan

    I don’t think they should have remade Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. The Swedish one is really good – but I suppose American audiences are all confused:

    “Can you beleee dat? I gotta read this dar movie. It’s like ima readin a book, but I paid $10 not too.”

    • I think a remake was a great idea. The Swedish version needs updating and was quite good. However, anyone who has ready the books in their native language probably wants the immersion that only native language films can offer. At least, that is why *I* want to see the remake. It is a lot harder to lose yourself in the film when you are reading along. I think this is just an issue of having read the books tho. Das Boot was an exceptional sub-titled movie and there are several more.

      • FYI – Meant that the Swedish version *did not* need updating…

      • Dan

        “the immersion that only native language films can offer.”

        That is what I don’t understand… I am quite capable to get immersed in a foreign language film. I actually prefer them because you can hear the native language being spoken where the story had taken place. For me personally it is more immersive.

        Your answer is thoughtful though and not whom my comment was directed at. I have known people who have said my quote…

    • Yes, I know what you mean, Dan. Did you also read the books? The nuance of the characters including everything from voice timber to body language, facial expressions, etc. can get lost when you are reading along on the bottom. Mainly I think that having played out the action in my head while reading, I come to have an expectation of how a scene will develop. Naturally, not knowing the language takes some of that away. Don’t get me wrong. The Swedish version are exceptional. I just look forward to the English version IF (big big IF) they have the guts to stay true to the book. The Swedish ones are all on Netflix streaming for anyone reading this who wants to see them and highly recommended.

    • SisterRay

      Because it’s David Fincher’s take on it, so it will probably be awesome. I’ve never read the book, but from what I’ve heard about it, it’s just pulp fiction. I’m betting he’ll make something better of it.

  4. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Muncheechee!!

  5. “Larry and Curly said it couldn’t be done, but I had one believer: Jenny Craig!” *cue Jennifer Hudson songs about getting her life back*

  6. Blonde

    I think the “sexiest woman of ALL time” should at least be all natural. Fake nose, fake tits… there are plenty of hotties that haven’t gone under the knife.

  7. Sean Connery

    JA is so sexy men keep leaving her for less sexy women…??

    I see 20 sexier women in my first 5 mins driving on the 101.

  8. Cock Dr

    I don’t think I can watch this film in the theater.
    Rape scene on a screen bigger than my house would be hard to take.
    Will go to “A Dangerous Method”, because Viggo with a prosthetic nose and goofy olde world facial hair is better than no Viggo at all.

    • Yes. A Dangerous Method gets my personal recommendation. And no, not because we see Keira Knightley topless. There was never really much there, anyway.

  9. kimmykimkim

    So, I’m guessing its the braille version of Men’s Health?

    • These people who put out these lists must seriously be living in fantasy land. People making JHO the most beautiful and now Mens Health making Aniston the best looking of all time. Yeah, and my ass doesn’t stink. She’s attractive but definitely not the best. How in the fuck did Madonna and Britney Spears make the list?

      • Maybe it’s obvious to say that the Sexiest Woman of All Time should be Marilyn Monroe, but as long as she existed, there’s no way in hell she loses out to Jennifer Aniston on this.

  10. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is strangely fabulous.

  11. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A polar opposite look from the movie character. Well done.

  12. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    pharmgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    hey, where’s her dragon tattoo?

  13. cc

    Someone tell her Japanese horror fiction is over.

  14. Do_Freebird

    It’s the kind of dress you can only wear once. You have any idea how hard it is to get hollywood producer semen off of material like that?

  15. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    briguy
    Commented on this photo:

    The bowl cut says “8 year old boy” but the saggy boobs say “80 year old woman”

  16. Tim

    It looks like she feels awkward being dressed up like that. Her hands are clasped together in front of her in several of those pictures. Kristen Stewart also has issues with looking nervous in extravagent wear.

  17. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    She kinda looks like a cleaned up version of Bombshell McGee….very very cleaned up.

  18. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    I keep looking for a photo of a good angle for this dress, and i don’t see it–IT’S HIDEOUS.

  19. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Evil
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is a new person then?

  20. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    As of this very moment, somewhere in the universe, Spock is looking for his little sister

  21. forrest gump

    psst: MORONS DEMAND THESE SORT OF ROLE MODELS.

  22. tlmck

    I wish they would leave these girls in the embalming room they found them in.

  23. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    A guy that knows
    Commented on this photo:

    She isn’t.

  24. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    As many people have seemed to have forgotten, there are deffinitely rankings between “Ugly” and “Hot”. She deffinitely falls into the attractive category, but, no, not hot.

  25. blah

    Aw, 50 Cent is a gentleman AND a scholar.

  26. Rooney Mara Backless Dress The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
    Julia Oliveira Madden
    Commented on this photo:

    She has pock marks all over her back and she is really pale

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